Shaun needs a girlfriend - GoFuckYourself.com

asuna · 02-01-2003, 09:24 PM

Yes, he does!

-Shaun
lol, bored

Spunky · 02-01-2003, 09:24 PM

Just put some lipstick on your hand and call her Betty

asuna · 02-01-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Just put some lipstick on your hand and call her Betty

mmm nah

candyflip · 02-01-2003, 09:26 PM

http://www.prisonmates.com

My new favorite site...make it yours too

Funbrunette · 02-01-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
http://www.prisonmates.com

My new favorite site...make it yours too

It helped me find my husband...LMAO!!!!!!

asuna · 02-01-2003, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette

It helped me find my husband...LMAO!!!!!!

:1org laugh, here's one girls bio (cant search in Canada lol)

Always A Friend!

I?m an upfront down to earth type of girl that knows what she wants and needs. My goals are that I?m driven to help others and mentor juveniles in need of help as well as trying to get prepared for college courses. In a relationship I am seeking someone that will accept me for who I am and love me for that knowing they got me regardless. Pen pal, friendship or whatever comes in the way. I am open-minded, caring, loving and warm-hearted. Write me and find out for yourself. I?d love to hear from you. I?ll respond to all mail that comes my way.

the kicker?
Name: Rebecca

Release Date: Feb. 2016

Security Level: Maximum

------------> Crime: Murder

Birth Date: May. 26, 1983

candyflip · 02-01-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by asuna

Write me and find out for yourself. I?d love to hear from you. I?ll respond to all mail that comes my way.

Yeah...because you're locked in a fucking cage and have nothing better to do.

SuperVillain · 02-01-2003, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Just put some lipstick on your hand and call her Betty

They used to make fun of me in school for doing that.
Now every one is doing it.

Funbrunette · 02-01-2003, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by asuna

:1org laugh, here's one girls bio (cant search in Canada lol)

Always A Friend!

I?m an upfront down to earth type of girl that knows what she wants and needs. My goals are that I?m driven to help others and mentor juveniles in need of help as well as trying to get prepared for college courses. In a relationship I am seeking someone that will accept me for who I am and love me for that knowing they got me regardless. Pen pal, friendship or whatever comes in the way. I am open-minded, caring, loving and warm-hearted. Write me and find out for yourself. I?d love to hear from you. I?ll respond to all mail that comes my way.

the kicker?
Name: Rebecca

Release Date: Feb. 2016

Security Level: Maximum

------------> Crime: Murder

Birth Date: May. 26, 1983

Yeah, cause you'd feel REAL safe with her!

asuna · 02-01-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip

Yeah...because you're locked in a fucking cage and have nothing better to do.

but I have to admit, their some pretty hot chicks there
<img src="http://www.prisonmates.com/members/profiles/pid00000084/pid00000084_001x.jpg">
<img src="http://www.prisonmates.com/members/profiles/pid61808069/pid61808069_001x.jpg">

candyflip · 02-01-2003, 09:39 PM

You mean pretty hot murderers.

asuna · 02-01-2003, 09:40 PM

those two, robbery and assault,..
don't keep anything of value around one, and a lil punching in a relationshop is kinda kinky

candyflip · 02-01-2003, 09:42 PM

I called dibs on this one. Only 219 days and she's all mine.

asuna · 02-01-2003, 09:44 PM

asuna · 02-01-2003, 10:01 PM

Funbrunette · 02-01-2003, 10:08 PM

Ok, so what does it mean when they don't write the reason for them being in jail???

asuna · 02-01-2003, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Ok, so what does it mean when they don't write the reason for them being in jail???

it's just that bad

Funbrunette · 02-01-2003, 10:16 PM

LMAO!!!! Now you've got me looking into the men in jail looking for women!

Here's what one smart man said:

"Ignorant individuals look down on me because of my tattoos, bullet wounds, and I come from the gutter. I smoke, drink, and I hate the police. But they don't know, I'm also caring, understanding, loyal, and so much more.

I don't have any hang ups on looks, race, or religions. But like a shot of gin or a bottle of brandy, you really need to be over 21 before you take a drink. (smile) I'm just looking for a female friend to laugh and share with, a sincere woman willing to help shed some light on this darkness and take time to really know each other.

asuna · 02-01-2003, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
LMAO!!!! Now you've got me looking into the men in jail looking for women!

Here's what one smart man said:

"Ignorant individuals look down on me because of my tattoos, bullet wounds, and I come from the gutter. I smoke, drink, and I hate the police. But they don't know, I'm also caring, understanding, loyal, and so much more.

I don't have any hang ups on looks, race, or religions. But like a shot of gin or a bottle of brandy, you really need to be over 21 before you take a drink. (smile) I'm just looking for a female friend to laugh and share with, a sincere woman willing to help shed some light on this darkness and take time to really know each other.

Warden · 02-01-2003, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by asuna

it's just that bad

Or it's because they just don't want to be judged for their past. If they tell us, it goes in the database for our users to see. In all fairness a lot of these girls are in for stupid non-violent offenses. In addition, some are really hot like 
<img src="http://www.prisonmates.com/members/profiles/pid00000048/pid00000048_001x.jpg"> Whos crime is unknown but was with us only a short time so probably nothing major and <img src="http://www.prisonmates.com/members/profiles/pid94541182/pid94541182_001x.jpg"> whos doing time for forgery!

Warden · 02-01-2003, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
LMAO!!!! Now you've got me looking into the men in jail looking for women!

Here's what one smart man said:

"Ignorant individuals look down on me because of my tattoos, bullet wounds, and I come from the gutter. I smoke, drink, and I hate the police. But they don't know, I'm also caring, understanding, loyal, and so much more.

I don't have any hang ups on looks, race, or religions. But like a shot of gin or a bottle of brandy, you really need to be over 21 before you take a drink. (smile) I'm just looking for a female friend to laugh and share with, a sincere woman willing to help shed some light on this darkness and take time to really know each other.

And did I mention we don't alter anything a woman puts in her bio? Maybe we should start?

Warden

asuna · 02-01-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by Warden

And did I mention we don't alter anything a woman puts in her bio? Maybe we should start?

Warden

just noticed u run the site lol

Warden · 02-01-2003, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by asuna

just noticed u run the site lol

I'm just one of the co-founders. When New Frontier Media laid-off the entire IGallery LA office a year ago, me and another IGI guy said; "Fuck it, lets take our skill sets and put it into something that?s never been done before". Now I know there are other Prison Pen Pal sites out there but none like PrisonMates and none with our business model. It's just so crazy it could work. But enough about us lets hook up Shawn with a woman. We don't have any prisons outside of the USA yet, but we do cover about 40 states within the us. Most of these girls are willing to relocate (If it's OK with their parole officer), so there should be a girl that is the perfect fit

Warden

asuna · 02-01-2003, 10:49 PM

Lol, its spelled Shaun, no double you

Warden · 02-01-2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
Lol, its spelled Shaun, no double you

My bad. and can I assume your Shaun?

Warden

asuna · 02-01-2003, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by Warden

My bad. and can I assume your Shaun?

Warden

bingo

exspamr · 02-02-2003, 01:03 AM

do these places allow conjugal visits?

modinone · 02-02-2003, 01:18 AM

This is one of the best discussion pieces i have seen in a while.
I say go for the Murderer shaun what do you got to lose.

Or maybe I need ->>>

exspamr · 02-02-2003, 01:22 AM

this just got me thinking... i wonder if lorena bobbit will ever get married again... im sure some guy will fuck her (the idea sounds appealing to me because im curious to see what shes like in bed) but to sleep next to her or live with her would be really scary

MetaMan · 02-02-2003, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip

I called dibs on this one. Only 219 days and she's all mine.

bet u that bitch can cook some dam good ribs,

she has the words "chef" written all over her

02-01-2003, 09:24 PM	#1
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	Shaun needs a girlfriend Yes, he does! -Shaun lol, bored __________________

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02-01-2003, 09:39 PM	#11
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,067	You mean pretty hot murderers. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	those two, robbery and assault,.. don't keep anything of value around one, and a lil punching in a relationshop is kinda kinky __________________

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,067	I called dibs on this one. Only 219 days and she's all mine. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	Ok, so what does it mean when they don't write the reason for them being in jail??? __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

02-01-2003, 10:16 PM	#18
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	LMAO!!!! Now you've got me looking into the men in jail looking for women! Here's what one smart man said: "Ignorant individuals look down on me because of my tattoos, bullet wounds, and I come from the gutter. I smoke, drink, and I hate the police. But they don't know, I'm also caring, understanding, loyal, and so much more. I don't have any hang ups on looks, race, or religions. But like a shot of gin or a bottle of brandy, you really need to be over 21 before you take a drink. (smile) I'm just looking for a female friend to laugh and share with, a sincere woman willing to help shed some light on this darkness and take time to really know each other. __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

02-01-2003, 10:49 PM	#24
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	Lol, its spelled Shaun, no double you __________________

02-02-2003, 01:03 AM	#27
exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	do these places allow conjugal visits?

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modinone Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 12	This is one of the best discussion pieces i have seen in a while. I say go for the Murderer shaun what do you got to lose. Or maybe I need ->>> __________________ Just getting back into the business hows things going? 89541647

02-02-2003, 01:22 AM	#29
exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	this just got me thinking... i wonder if lorena bobbit will ever get married again... im sure some guy will fuck her (the idea sounds appealing to me because im curious to see what shes like in bed) but to sleep next to her or live with her would be really scary