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brassmonkey · 10-05-2011, 08:41 PM

I know muther fuckers steve jobs died

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I know if you were here you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad.
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie.
At 4 a.m. FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

hehehe

drmadcat · 10-05-2011, 08:43 PM

*** good joke

brassmonkey · 10-06-2011, 10:55 AM

funny joke dude! thanx

seeandsee · 10-06-2011, 11:04 AM

lulz nice one

newB · 10-06-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

funny joke dude! thanx

LOL - I think you forgot to change nicks.

Here's one for you:
Three elderly sisters were sitting on a park bench when they were flashed by a flasher.

The oldest sister had a stroke.

The second oldest sister had a stroke.

The youngest sister couldn't reach it.

Kenny B! · 10-06-2011, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

LOL - I think you forgot to change nicks.

Busted, funny joke though.

There's a Israeli tire company that developed a new tire, it not only stops on a dime it picks it up too! ... joke is old I know

Scott McD · 10-06-2011, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

I know muther fuckers steve jobs died

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I know if you were here you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad.
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie.
At 4 a.m. FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

hehehe

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

funny joke dude! thanx

96ukssob · 10-06-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

funny joke dude! thanx

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB

LOL - I think you forgot to change nicks.

Jowebart · 10-06-2011, 12:26 PM

me loled!

WebairGerard · 10-06-2011, 12:35 PM

pretty good

thickcash_amo · 10-06-2011, 12:59 PM

lol both jokes were funny!!

Double trouble · 10-06-2011, 01:58 PM

good one

brassmonkey · 10-06-2011, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB

LOL - I think you forgot to change nicks.

Here's one for you:
Three elderly sisters were sitting on a park bench when they were flashed by a flasher.

The oldest sister had a stroke.

The second oldest sister had a stroke.

The youngest sister couldn't reach it.

nah no fake nicks here. im too old 4 childs play but

bushwacker · 10-06-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

funny joke dude! thanx

Stop talking to yourself.

brassmonkey · 10-06-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Stop talking to yourself.

i think i had a barefootsies moment

brassmonkey · 10-06-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

nah no fake nicks here. im too old 4 childs play but

hehehe yeah i looked

LeRoy · 10-06-2011, 05:48 PM

good one

John-ACWM · 10-07-2011, 07:25 AM

Funny for today too

10-05-2011, 08:41 PM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,237	A joke for hump day I know muther fuckers steve jobs died An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I know if you were here you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad. A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie. At 4 a.m. FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie hehehe __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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