A joke for hump day
 

I know muther fuckers steve jobs died

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I know if you were here you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad.
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie.
At 4 a.m. FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

:) hehehe

*** good joke

funny joke dude! thanx

lulz nice one

LOL - I think you forgot to change nicks. :1orglaugh

Here's one for you:
Three elderly sisters were sitting on a park bench when they were flashed by a flasher.

The oldest sister had a stroke.

The second oldest sister had a stroke.

The youngest sister couldn't reach it.

Busted, funny joke though.

There's a Israeli tire company that developed a new tire, it not only stops on a dime it picks it up too! ... joke is old I know

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http://0.tqn.com/d/desktoppub/1/H/m/j/3/Busted.png

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me loled!

pretty good :thumbsup

lol both jokes were funny!!

good one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nah no fake nicks here. im too old 4 childs play but

http://i9.glitter-graphics.org/pub/6...xs1krp0mn0.jpg

Stop talking to yourself. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i think i had a barefootsies moment

hehehe yeah i looked

good one :)

Funny for today too :)