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theking · 09-22-2011, 05:09 PM

...found a piece of cardboard on the hood of my truck. On the cardboard someone had written "Get rid of the dog now or I will".

I really do not know who may have done this or why. My dog is an inside dog though I do let him out to the back yard to do his duty. I sometimes leave him outside until he begins to bark and he does not get more than three or four barks out before I let him in. Usually I will check to see if he wants in before he barks so it is unusual for him to bark to be let in.

I do know this...if I catch someone trying to harm my dog I will shoot them...and I also know that the only way that my dog will be separated from me is over my dead body. I care much more for my dog than 99 and 9/10th's percent of the human animals that walk this earth. Put simply...do not tread on me or my dog.

candyflip · 09-22-2011, 05:10 PM

I think he was referring to you. Well, at least I hope he was.

SuckOnThis · 09-22-2011, 05:11 PM

Today I took a crap and flushed the toilet. It didnt go all the way down so I had to flush it again.

d-null · 09-22-2011, 05:14 PM

too bad you didn't have a camera watching your driveway so you would know who put it there so you could plot their demise

VikingMan · 09-22-2011, 05:17 PM

1. put up a few cheap hidden security cameras activated by motion sensors asap
2. take the cardboard to the police and ask them to lift fingerprints
3. if you live in a townhouse then perhaps the person is targeting the wrong carport

L-Pink · 09-22-2011, 05:19 PM

So you're dating again?

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lazycash · 09-22-2011, 05:19 PM

Just another gfy prank, I wouldn't read too much into it.

alias · 09-22-2011, 05:19 PM

I call bullshit.

lazycash · 09-22-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

So you're dating again?

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Didn't think of that, sounds like a jealous ex boyfriend.

Bladewire · 09-22-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

So you're dating again?.

Bladewire · 09-22-2011, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

I sometimes leave him outside until he begins to bark and he does not get more than three or four barks out before I let him in.

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Originally Posted by theking

I also know that the only way that my dog will be separated from me is over my dead body.... Put simply...do not tread on me or my dog.

Wait HUH?

Zuzana Designs · 09-22-2011, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Just another gfy prank, I wouldn't read too much into it.

lolz.....

wdsguy · 09-22-2011, 05:44 PM

Did you take your medication today?

Contempt · 09-22-2011, 05:45 PM

nobody cares you limp dicked crusty piece of shit

tabasco · 09-22-2011, 05:49 PM

Sounds similar to something a neighbor did to a relative of mine. The cardboard they wrote on was a box of Rat Sac flattened out and said "Shut your fucking dog up or I will!" His son rolled it up and pushed it into the exhaust of his car... he went quite after that.

ottopottomouse · 09-22-2011, 10:37 PM

Get a real sized dog and nobody will tread on it.

Chosen · 09-23-2011, 03:35 AM

Good luck finding this person on GFY

BIGTYMER · 09-23-2011, 03:45 AM

Has to be one of your neighbors. I'd guess an older male in his 50's or 60's.

Emil · 09-23-2011, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Today I took a crap and flushed the toilet. It didnt go all the way down so I had to flush it again.

Sorry to hear that.

georgeyw · 09-23-2011, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

Sounds similar to something a neighbor did to a relative of mine. The cardboard they wrote on was a box of Rat Sac flattened out and said "Shut your fucking dog up or I will!" His son rolled it up and pushed it into the exhaust of his car... he went quite after that.

I don't get it - what is the significance of putting the note into the exhaust?

L-Pink · 09-23-2011, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

I don't get it - what is the significance of putting the note into the exhaust?

It's a gay thing

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marketsmart · 09-23-2011, 06:56 AM

you should fake his death...

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tranza · 09-23-2011, 07:05 AM

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2. take the cardboard to the police

I really think you should do that.

09-22-2011, 05:09 PM	#1
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Today when I went out on the carport I ...found a piece of cardboard on the hood of my truck. On the cardboard someone had written "Get rid of the dog now or I will". I really do not know who may have done this or why. My dog is an inside dog though I do let him out to the back yard to do his duty. I sometimes leave him outside until he begins to bark and he does not get more than three or four barks out before I let him in. Usually I will check to see if he wants in before he barks so it is unusual for him to bark to be let in. I do know this...if I catch someone trying to harm my dog I will shoot them...and I also know that the only way that my dog will be separated from me is over my dead body. I care much more for my dog than 99 and 9/10th's percent of the human animals that walk this earth. Put simply...do not tread on me or my dog. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

09-22-2011, 05:10 PM	#2
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,061	I think he was referring to you. Well, at least I hope he was. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

09-22-2011, 05:17 PM	#5
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,513	1. put up a few cheap hidden security cameras activated by motion sensors asap 2. take the cardboard to the police and ask them to lift fingerprints 3. if you live in a townhouse then perhaps the person is targeting the wrong carport Last edited by VikingMan; 09-22-2011 at 05:20 PM..

09-22-2011, 05:19 PM	#7
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Just another gfy prank, I wouldn't read too much into it. __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

09-22-2011, 05:19 PM	#8
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	I call bullshit. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

09-22-2011, 05:11 PM	#3
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Today I took a crap and flushed the toilet. It didnt go all the way down so I had to flush it again.

09-22-2011, 05:14 PM	#4
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	too bad you didn't have a camera watching your driveway so you would know who put it there so you could plot their demise

09-22-2011, 05:19 PM	#6
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	So you're dating again? .

09-22-2011, 05:44 PM	#13
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	Did you take your medication today?

09-22-2011, 05:45 PM	#14
Contempt So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 99	nobody cares you limp dicked crusty piece of shit

09-22-2011, 05:49 PM	#15
tabasco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 2,624	Sounds similar to something a neighbor did to a relative of mine. The cardboard they wrote on was a box of Rat Sac flattened out and said "Shut your fucking dog up or I will!" His son rolled it up and pushed it into the exhaust of his car... he went quite after that. __________________ "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

09-22-2011, 10:37 PM	#16
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Get a real sized dog and nobody will tread on it. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

09-23-2011, 03:35 AM	#17
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Good luck finding this person on GFY

09-23-2011, 03:45 AM	#18
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Has to be one of your neighbors. I'd guess an older male in his 50's or 60's.

09-23-2011, 06:56 AM	#22
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	you should fake his death... .