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theking 09-22-2011 05:09 PM

Today when I went out on the carport I
 
...found a piece of cardboard on the hood of my truck. On the cardboard someone had written "Get rid of the dog now or I will".

I really do not know who may have done this or why. My dog is an inside dog though I do let him out to the back yard to do his duty. I sometimes leave him outside until he begins to bark and he does not get more than three or four barks out before I let him in. Usually I will check to see if he wants in before he barks so it is unusual for him to bark to be let in.

I do know this...if I catch someone trying to harm my dog I will shoot them...and I also know that the only way that my dog will be separated from me is over my dead body. I care much more for my dog than 99 and 9/10th's percent of the human animals that walk this earth. Put simply...do not tread on me or my dog.

candyflip 09-22-2011 05:10 PM

I think he was referring to you. Well, at least I hope he was.

SuckOnThis 09-22-2011 05:11 PM

Today I took a crap and flushed the toilet. It didnt go all the way down so I had to flush it again.

d-null 09-22-2011 05:14 PM

too bad you didn't have a camera watching your driveway so you would know who put it there so you could plot their demise :2 cents:

VikingMan 09-22-2011 05:17 PM

1. put up a few cheap hidden security cameras activated by motion sensors asap
2. take the cardboard to the police and ask them to lift fingerprints
3. if you live in a townhouse then perhaps the person is targeting the wrong carport

L-Pink 09-22-2011 05:19 PM

So you're dating again?


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lazycash 09-22-2011 05:19 PM

Just another gfy prank, I wouldn't read too much into it.

alias 09-22-2011 05:19 PM

I call bullshit.

lazycash 09-22-2011 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18445754)
So you're dating again?


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Didn't think of that, sounds like a jealous ex boyfriend.

Bladewire 09-22-2011 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18445754)
So you're dating again?.

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Bladewire 09-22-2011 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18445736)
I sometimes leave him outside until he begins to bark and he does not get more than three or four barks out before I let him in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18445736)
I also know that the only way that my dog will be separated from me is over my dead body.... Put simply...do not tread on me or my dog.

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Wait HUH?

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Zuzana Designs 09-22-2011 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 18445755)
Just another gfy prank, I wouldn't read too much into it.

lolz.....

wdsguy 09-22-2011 05:44 PM

Did you take your medication today?

Contempt 09-22-2011 05:45 PM

nobody cares you limp dicked crusty piece of shit

tabasco 09-22-2011 05:49 PM

Sounds similar to something a neighbor did to a relative of mine. The cardboard they wrote on was a box of Rat Sac flattened out and said "Shut your fucking dog up or I will!" His son rolled it up and pushed it into the exhaust of his car... he went quite after that. :1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 09-22-2011 10:37 PM

Get a real sized dog and nobody will tread on it.

Chosen 09-23-2011 03:35 AM

Good luck finding this person on GFY :pimp

BIGTYMER 09-23-2011 03:45 AM

Has to be one of your neighbors. I'd guess an older male in his 50's or 60's.

Emil 09-23-2011 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18445741)
Today I took a crap and flushed the toilet. It didnt go all the way down so I had to flush it again.

Sorry to hear that.

georgeyw 09-23-2011 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 18445809)
Sounds similar to something a neighbor did to a relative of mine. The cardboard they wrote on was a box of Rat Sac flattened out and said "Shut your fucking dog up or I will!" His son rolled it up and pushed it into the exhaust of his car... he went quite after that. :1orglaugh

I don't get it - what is the significance of putting the note into the exhaust?

L-Pink 09-23-2011 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18446618)
I don't get it - what is the significance of putting the note into the exhaust?

It's a gay thing

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marketsmart 09-23-2011 06:56 AM

you should fake his death... :thumbsup





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tranza 09-23-2011 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18445752)
2. take the cardboard to the police

I really think you should do that.


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