Who here uses soap in the shower? - GoFuckYourself.com

drmadcat · 09-05-2011, 09:09 AM

thers is no black man in my shower

CyberHustler · 09-05-2011, 09:12 AM

I use body wash. I have a weird bathroom phobia/ocd thing going on. Especially since I live with many people right now that don't give a fuck about a lot of things. I don't want to use a bar of soap that somebody else rubbed on their wash cloth or body. Don't even touch my bottle of body wash when you're naked unless you're me, my wife, or another hot bitch. Don't even EVER touch my towel or I will argue with you, have an attitude the whole day and wash it immediately. I wear slippers in the shower and never let my butt-cheeks touch a toilet seat without a thick layer of some type of protection in between. I have my own private roll of toilet paper that nobody is allowed to touch with their shitty/pissy hands and I use a small piece to turn the sink knobs because too many people slip up when wiping then don't clean off the knobs that they touched before cleaning said slippage from their hands. And if I find your pube in my shower, IT'S FUCKIN ON LIKE DONKY KONG BITCH! Clean up after yourselves you shedding fucks.

drmadcat · 09-05-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedi

I use body wash. I have a weird bathroom phobia/ocd thing going on. Especially since I live with many people right now that don't give a fuck about a lot of things. I don't want to use a bar of soap that somebody else rubbed on their wash cloth or body. Don't even touch my bottle of body wash when you're naked unless you're me, my wife, or another hot bitch. Don't even EVER touch my towel or I will argue with you, have an attitude the whole day and wash it immediately. I wear slippers in the shower and never let my butt-cheeks touch a toilet seat without a thick layer of some type of protection in between. I have my own private roll of toilet paper that nobody is allowed to touch with their shitty/pissy hands and I use a small piece to turn the sink knobs because too many people slip up when wiping then don't clean off the knobs that they touched before cleaning said slippage from their hands. And if I find your pube in my shower, IT'S FUCKIN ON LIKE DONKY KONG BITCH! Clean up after yourselves you shedding fucks.

i get what you mean when i lived in Florida i shared a house with 12 people and its just like you said

Chosen · 09-05-2011, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedi

I use body wash. I have a weird bathroom phobia/ocd thing going on. Especially since I live with many people right now that don't give a fuck about a lot of things. I don't want to use a bar of soap that somebody else rubbed on their wash cloth or body. Don't even touch my bottle of body wash when you're naked unless you're me, my wife, or another hot bitch. Don't even EVER touch my towel or I will argue with you, have an attitude the whole day and wash it immediately. I wear slippers in the shower and never let my butt-cheeks touch a toilet seat without a thick layer of some type of protection in between. I have my own private roll of toilet paper that nobody is allowed to touch with their shitty/pissy hands and I use a small piece to turn the sink knobs because too many people slip up when wiping then don't clean off the knobs that they touched before cleaning said slippage from their hands. And if I find your pube in my shower, IT'S FUCKIN ON LIKE DONKY KONG BITCH! Clean up after yourselves you shedding fucks.

seeandsee · 09-05-2011, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedi

Especially since I live with many people right now that don't give a fuck about a lot of things. I don't want to use a bar of soap that somebody else rubbed on their wash cloth or body.

ding ding ding, just imagine someone rubbing their cock, balls and ass with soap and then you clean your face

Spunky · 09-05-2011, 09:54 AM

His eyes are fucked up

anexsia · 09-05-2011, 11:28 AM

For my 8 months jail stay...we used to fuck with each other and throw a cup of cold water over the top onto other inmates or jack their clothes while they were taking a shower...the control booth must have had some laughs watching a random inmate running around on the top tier naked bitching about his clothes.

CurrentlySober · 09-05-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat

thers is no black man in my shower

i cant afford a black man for my bathroom...

Scott McD · 09-05-2011, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cant afford a black man for my bathroom...

bronco67 · 09-05-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

For my 8 months jail stay...we used to fuck each other .

Fixed that.

Bladewire · 09-05-2011, 12:06 PM

anexsia · 09-05-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Fixed that.

You've never been to jail have you?

bronco67 · 09-05-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

You've never been to jail have you?

I'm very proud of the fact that I haven't.

Bladewire · 09-05-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I'm very proud of the fact that I haven't.

How can one back up a statement like that?

ArsewithClass · 09-05-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cant afford a black man for my bathroom...

I have 2 in mine, you can borrow one if you like

DWB · 09-05-2011, 03:50 PM

Na, I just do a whore bath. Just to be safe. Always afraid there is some big negro hiding somewhere.

thickcash_amo · 09-05-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble

Who the hell has linoleum tiles in their shower??

GatorB · 09-05-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

ding ding ding, just imagine someone rubbing their cock, balls and ass with soap and then you clean your face

A) you must live with a bunch of white people. It's called a wash cloth.

B) I assume one uses soap to begin with because it CLEANS and kills shit. So one would hope that a decent soap would get rid of any balls and ass germs.

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