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Old 09-05-2011, 09:35 AM  
Chosen
 
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Originally Posted by Dedi View Post
I use body wash. I have a weird bathroom phobia/ocd thing going on. Especially since I live with many people right now that don't give a fuck about a lot of things. I don't want to use a bar of soap that somebody else rubbed on their wash cloth or body. Don't even touch my bottle of body wash when you're naked unless you're me, my wife, or another hot bitch. Don't even EVER touch my towel or I will argue with you, have an attitude the whole day and wash it immediately. I wear slippers in the shower and never let my butt-cheeks touch a toilet seat without a thick layer of some type of protection in between. I have my own private roll of toilet paper that nobody is allowed to touch with their shitty/pissy hands and I use a small piece to turn the sink knobs because too many people slip up when wiping then don't clean off the knobs that they touched before cleaning said slippage from their hands. And if I find your pube in my shower, IT'S FUCKIN ON LIKE DONKY KONG BITCH! Clean up after yourselves you shedding fucks.
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