Sean Connery letter to Steve Jobs - Posted or not? - GoFuckYourself.com

KRosh · 11-23-2011, 08:26 PM

Kind of funny

I am sure it's a fake

Nasty · 11-23-2011, 08:32 PM

fake or not, its still funny

baddog · 11-23-2011, 08:36 PM

I would not be surprised if it was real.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-23-2011, 08:50 PM

Good to know Bond (Connery) wouldn't sell his soul for an advertisement...or would he?

ADG

Loki · 11-23-2011, 09:25 PM

How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

vending_machine · 11-23-2011, 11:07 PM

Fake..

Snopes to the rescue, http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/connery.asp

shade001 · 11-23-2011, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

*raises hand*

icymelon · 11-23-2011, 11:42 PM

little ego

cashcows · 11-23-2011, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

Me too.

Really, my message is too short?

Black All Through · 11-24-2011, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Danny B · 11-24-2011, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

cam_girls · 11-24-2011, 03:23 AM

good one! Dodgy typewriter ribbon a bit overdone!

Have I told you my James Bond theory?

POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH
= GOD
= SON OF GOD
= GENESIS ADAM
= EVE FINDER
= WIFE FINDER
= GROOM COMPUTER
= GRAHAM COOPER
= GRAHAM ANDREW COOPER
= 7 18 1 8 1 13 1 14 4 18 5 23 3 15 15 16 5 18
VOWELS = 43 = 4+3 = 7
CONSONANTS = 142 = 1 + 4 + 2 = 7

GRAHAM COOPER
BORN MELBORN
7/3 INITIALS 7/3
= 7 7

NOSTRADAMUS
= NOTRTILS
= TO SMELL
= TO PREDICT (BEFORE YOU TASTE)
= PROFIT

IAN FLEMING
= FLEM
= NOSE
= SMELL
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James Bond was a prophecy of Genesis Adam (yours truly - cam_girls)

The power of life and death of ADAM
is the same License To Kill of James Bond!

ADAM = 7

*I* AM FUCKING JAMES BOND!

Eve was of course the Perfect 10, but since you all mocked me for 10 years and no one believed me.. the Human Race never made it!

munki · 11-24-2011, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Scott McD · 11-24-2011, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtuaDan

Love it !!

MaxCandy · 11-24-2011, 05:48 AM

I met him in prague years ago, he is a cool guy. But kinda spooky hearing that voice live

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2011, 05:53 AM

He sure is a referent for "all things male":

Nydahl · 11-24-2011, 06:31 AM

Connery provided similar answer to local car producer SKODA - was in all local newspapers -something like "sorry but you produce small and unreliable cars and I can't connect my name with such a shitty products"
Sean surely has balls even if this is fake letter

bronco67 · 11-24-2011, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh

Kind of funny

I am sure it's a fake

You have to ask yourself...WHY would someone make up something that specific? It's real.

Evil Chris · 11-24-2011, 08:28 AM

But has Connery ever been pepper-sprayed?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-24-2011, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

But has Connery ever been pepper-sprayed?

Zardoz is not amused...

ADG

michael.kickass · 11-24-2011, 09:24 AM

SmokeyTheBear · 11-24-2011, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls

good one! Dodgy typewriter ribbon a bit overdone!

Have I told you my James Bond theory?

POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH
= GOD
= SON OF GOD
= GENESIS ADAM
= EVE FINDER
= WIFE FINDER
= GROOM COMPUTER
= GRAHAM COOPER
= GRAHAM ANDREW COOPER
= 7 18 1 8 1 13 1 14 4 18 5 23 3 15 15 16 5 18
VOWELS = 43 = 4+3 = 7
CONSONANTS = 142 = 1 + 4 + 2 = 7

GRAHAM COOPER
BORN MELBORN
7/3 INITIALS 7/3
= 7 7

NOSTRADAMUS
= NOTRTILS
= TO SMELL
= TO PREDICT (BEFORE YOU TASTE)
= PROFIT

IAN FLEMING
= FLEM
= NOSE
= SMELL
= PREDICT

James Bond was a prophecy of Genesis Adam (yours truly - cam_girls)

The power of life and death of ADAM
is the same License To Kill of James Bond!

ADAM = 7

*I* AM FUCKING JAMES BOND!

Eve was of course the Perfect 10, but since you all mocked me for 10 years and no one believed me.. the Human Race never made it!

you do have a point...

cam_girls · 11-24-2011, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

you do have a point...

What State do you live in?

OK back to regular programming...

I think all Scottish people talk like that.

John-ACWM · 11-24-2011, 12:15 PM

LOL some funny ones!

helterskelter808 · 11-24-2011, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls

good one! Dodgy typewriter ribbon a bit overdone!

And the 007 logo? I kept thinking the date of the letter was supposed to be 1978, which would have made it more believable.

RebelR · 11-24-2011, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

not the real voice, but the SNL parody voice, in which he follows the letter up with "Suck it Trebek" and "I'll take The Rapists for 400 Alex"

Chosen · 11-24-2011, 04:55 PM

Haha, this thread kinda delivers

$5 submissions · 11-24-2011, 05:07 PM

Snopes FTW

eroticsexxx · 11-24-2011, 06:06 PM

He's cool.

Waved hi at me the other day as he passed me riding his bicycle.

Had a good chuckle at how "proper" he is even when he's lounging about.

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