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KRosh 11-23-2011 08:26 PM

Sean Connery letter to Steve Jobs - Posted or not?
 
Kind of funny

I am sure it's a fake :thumbsup

http://s5.postimage.org/hccsyczs7/scsj.jpg

Nasty 11-23-2011 08:32 PM

fake or not, its still funny

baddog 11-23-2011 08:36 PM

I would not be surprised if it was real.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-23-2011 08:50 PM

Good to know Bond (Connery) wouldn't sell his soul for an advertisement...or would he? :error :helpme :1orglaugh

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/0621apple.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s0XKECkWG7...iclo-sizze.jpg

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc...3hbwo1_500.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s4kKiT-Jha...ryDewarsAd.bmp

http://www.steveandco.com/blog.php/w...nato_rolex.jpg

http://images.nymag.com/daily/fashio...an_560x375.jpg

http://www.kevinism.com/wp-content/u..._6123806_n.jpg

:drinkup

ADG

Loki 11-23-2011 09:25 PM

How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

vending_machine 11-23-2011 11:07 PM

Fake..

Snopes to the rescue, http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/connery.asp

shade001 11-23-2011 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki (Post 18582976)
How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

*raises hand*

icymelon 11-23-2011 11:42 PM

little ego

cashcows 11-23-2011 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki (Post 18582976)
How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

Me too.

Really, my message is too short?

Black All Through 11-24-2011 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18582940)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Danny B 11-24-2011 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki (Post 18582976)
How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

:thumbsup

http://i.imgur.com/zUtIT.jpg

cam_girls 11-24-2011 03:23 AM

good one! Dodgy typewriter ribbon a bit overdone!


Have I told you my James Bond theory?

POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH
= GOD
= SON OF GOD
= GENESIS ADAM
= EVE FINDER
= WIFE FINDER
= GROOM COMPUTER
= GRAHAM COOPER
= GRAHAM ANDREW COOPER
= 7 18 1 8 1 13 1 14 4 18 5 23 3 15 15 16 5 18
VOWELS = 43 = 4+3 = 7
CONSONANTS = 142 = 1 + 4 + 2 = 7

GRAHAM COOPER
BORN MELBORN
7/3 INITIALS 7/3
= 7 7

NOSTRADAMUS
= NOTRTILS
= TO SMELL
= TO PREDICT (BEFORE YOU TASTE)
= PROFIT

IAN FLEMING
= FLEM
= NOSE
= SMELL
= PREDICT

James Bond was a prophecy of Genesis Adam (yours truly - cam_girls)

The power of life and death of ADAM
is the same License To Kill of James Bond!

ADAM = 7

*I* AM FUCKING JAMES BOND!

Eve was of course the Perfect 10, but since you all mocked me for 10 years and no one believed me.. the Human Race never made it!

munki 11-24-2011 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18582940)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 11-24-2011 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtuaDan (Post 18583321)


Love it !! :1orglaugh

MaxCandy 11-24-2011 05:48 AM

I met him in prague years ago, he is a cool guy. But kinda spooky hearing that voice live

CaptainHowdy 11-24-2011 05:53 AM

He sure is a referent for "all things male":


Nydahl 11-24-2011 06:31 AM

Connery provided similar answer to local car producer SKODA - was in all local newspapers -something like "sorry but you produce small and unreliable cars and I can't connect my name with such a shitty products"
Sean surely has balls even if this is fake letter :pimp

bronco67 11-24-2011 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 18582912)
Kind of funny

I am sure it's a fake :thumbsup

http://s5.postimage.org/hccsyczs7/scsj.jpg

You have to ask yourself...WHY would someone make up something that specific? It's real.

Evil Chris 11-24-2011 08:28 AM

But has Connery ever been pepper-sprayed?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-24-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 18583723)

But has Connery ever been pepper-sprayed?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/p..._spray_cop.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.word...-bear-suit.jpg

http://www.pulpinternational.com/ima...balls%2001.jpg

Zardoz is not amused... :winkwink:

ADG

michael.kickass 11-24-2011 09:24 AM

http://www.pulpinternational.com/ima...balls%2001.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 11-24-2011 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18583345)
good one! Dodgy typewriter ribbon a bit overdone!


Have I told you my James Bond theory?

POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH
= GOD
= SON OF GOD
= GENESIS ADAM
= EVE FINDER
= WIFE FINDER
= GROOM COMPUTER
= GRAHAM COOPER
= GRAHAM ANDREW COOPER
= 7 18 1 8 1 13 1 14 4 18 5 23 3 15 15 16 5 18
VOWELS = 43 = 4+3 = 7
CONSONANTS = 142 = 1 + 4 + 2 = 7

GRAHAM COOPER
BORN MELBORN
7/3 INITIALS 7/3
= 7 7

NOSTRADAMUS
= NOTRTILS
= TO SMELL
= TO PREDICT (BEFORE YOU TASTE)
= PROFIT

IAN FLEMING
= FLEM
= NOSE
= SMELL
= PREDICT

James Bond was a prophecy of Genesis Adam (yours truly - cam_girls)

The power of life and death of ADAM
is the same License To Kill of James Bond!

ADAM = 7

*I* AM FUCKING JAMES BOND!

Eve was of course the Perfect 10, but since you all mocked me for 10 years and no one believed me.. the Human Race never made it!

you do have a point...:2 cents:

cam_girls 11-24-2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 18583812)
you do have a point...:2 cents:

What State do you live in? :winkwink:


OK back to regular programming...

http://www.pulpinternational.com/ima...balls%2001.jpg


I think all Scottish people talk like that.

John-ACWM 11-24-2011 12:15 PM

LOL some funny ones!

helterskelter808 11-24-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18583345)
good one! Dodgy typewriter ribbon a bit overdone!

And the 007 logo? I kept thinking the date of the letter was supposed to be 1978, which would have made it more believable.

RebelR 11-24-2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki (Post 18582976)
How many people read all that with Sean's voice in their heads???

-Loki-

not the real voice, but the SNL parody voice, in which he follows the letter up with "Suck it Trebek" and "I'll take The Rapists for 400 Alex"

Chosen 11-24-2011 04:55 PM

Haha, this thread kinda delivers :upsidedow

$5 submissions 11-24-2011 05:07 PM

Snopes FTW

eroticsexxx 11-24-2011 06:06 PM

He's cool.

Waved hi at me the other day as he passed me riding his bicycle.

Had a good chuckle at how "proper" he is even when he's lounging about.


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