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mrgica · 08-25-2011, 03:43 PM

If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this:
Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born.
But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

L-Pink · 08-25-2011, 03:46 PM

And always marry a girl with small hands, makes your cock look bigger.

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Adraco · 08-25-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

And always marry a girl with small hands, makes your cock look bigger.

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Is that a common problem you have?
As for myself, I've never even thought about such a thing...

mrgica · 08-25-2011, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Adraco

Is that a common problem you have?
As for myself, I've never even thought about such a thing...

Take it easy pilot. There is lesson to be learned here, not attack just because you received a keyboard recently.

tommy5tone · 08-25-2011, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

And always marry a girl with small hands, makes your cock look bigger.

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Haha I lol'd at this for sure. Im still Loling

marketsmart · 08-25-2011, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Adraco

Is that a common problem you have?
As for myself, I've never even thought about such a thing...

so, i guess you are saying that your asshole can accommodate any size cock?

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marketsmart · 08-25-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this:
Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born.
But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

you should trade a bitch in every 2-3 years just like a car...

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mrgica · 08-25-2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

you should trade a bitch in every 2-3 years just like a car...
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Very thoughtful, by the way, ever heard a joke before?

baddog · 08-25-2011, 04:53 PM

08-25-2011, 03:43 PM	#1
mrgica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,169	Piece of advice If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. __________________ Fuck it dude, lets go bowling Last edited by mrgica; 08-25-2011 at 03:54 PM..

08-25-2011, 03:46 PM	#2
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