Piece of advice
 

If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this:
Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born.
But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

And always marry a girl with small hands, makes your cock look bigger.

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Is that a common problem you have?
As for myself, I've never even thought about such a thing...

Take it easy pilot. There is lesson to be learned here, not attack just because you received a keyboard recently.

Haha I lol'd at this for sure. Im still Loling

so, i guess you are saying that your asshole can accommodate any size cock?





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you should trade a bitch in every 2-3 years just like a car...





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Very thoughtful, by the way, ever heard a joke before?