Should drink driving be legal in the United States? - GoFuckYourself.com

DamianJ · 08-24-2011, 06:10 AM

Look, a friend of mine thinks he drives really well when pissed, people in Russia drive when pissed and I heard they have less accidents. And hot women!

So I say let's abolish drink driving in the US!

L-Pink · 08-24-2011, 06:14 AM

Good idea. I'll start today.

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Lucy - CSC · 08-24-2011, 06:24 AM

Thats great I started a few years back. Like to do lines off the dashboard as well.

Barry-xlovecam · 08-24-2011, 06:24 AM

Don't forget smoking crack at the wheel </sarcasm>

We should add loaded firearms allowed too in moving vehicles ? self defense against all the idiots on the road ...

Jo-Leigh · 08-24-2011, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I heard they have less accidents.

I was curious about this little tidbit so I did some interweb reading... turns out they DON'T have less accidents, they actually have "the world's highest rates of traffic accidents linked to drink-driving." (according to a BBC news article that I can't post a link to because I'm pretty new here :P)

So to answer your question, IMHO... no, it should not be banned, if anything it should be SEVERELY enforced.

GrouchyAdmin · 08-24-2011, 07:41 AM

I like how he calls it 'Drink Driving' and proposes it for the US, when no fucking Yankee would call it 'Drink Driving' in the first place.

porno jew · 08-24-2011, 07:45 AM

why not. people used to drive just fine before the tyranny of drink driving laws.

96ukssob · 08-24-2011, 07:48 AM

your a fucking idiot and hope you get hit by a drunk driver, then you can say you think it should be banned

Harmon · 08-24-2011, 07:51 AM

What is "drink driving"? You said it twice. The first time I thought it was a typo... second time? Uneducated.

Grapesoda · 08-24-2011, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Look, a friend of mine thinks he drives really well when pissed, people in Russia drive when pissed and I heard they have less accidents. And hot women!

So I say let's abolish drink driving in the US!

you can drink and drive in texas already, with a gun

porno jew · 08-24-2011, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

What is "drink driving"? You said it twice. The first time I thought it was a typo... second time? Uneducated.

no my friend you may be the one uneducated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drink_d...United_Kingdom)

Best-In-BC · 08-24-2011, 07:55 AM

You should know if you can drive if your intoxicated or not

Best-In-BC · 08-24-2011, 07:55 AM

The few dumb asses who drive drunk and do dumb shit must be dead in Russia

DamianJ · 08-24-2011, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

What is "drink driving"? You said it twice. The first time I thought it was a typo... second time? Uneducated.

Honey bunny bless you for trying. I have a fucking degree in the language we gave you and you fucked up. Uneducated. Pah.

Drink driving is when you, get this, DRINK and then do some DRIVING!

Hence the name, drink driving.

If you are still struggling, I can draw you a picture?

And to the REALLY STUPID people that didn't realise this thread was a joke, it is reference to this one: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1035350

Maybe next time I am making teh funny I should hold I sign up so you lot are aware?

Sigh.

PS Colour has a u.

DamianJ · 08-24-2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

The few dumb asses who drive drunk and do dumb shit must be dead in Russia

The few dumb asses who didn't realise I was joking must be dead in the head.

Harmon · 08-24-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Honey bunny bless you for trying. I have a fucking degree in the language we gave you and you fucked up. Uneducated. Pah.

Drink driving is when you, get this, DRINK and then do some DRIVING!

Hence the name, drink driving.

If you are still struggling, I can draw you a picture?

And to the REALLY STUPID people that didn't realise this thread was a joke, it is reference to this one: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1035350

Maybe next time I am making teh funny I should hold I sign up so you lot are aware?

Sigh.

PS Colour has a u.

uuuuh, that would be DRINKING AND driving or DRUNK driving. Drink driving? Seriously? Must be a language barrier or something....

Kenny B! · 08-24-2011, 08:27 AM

DamianJ · 08-24-2011, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Must be a language barrier or something....

Yeah, I guess. We invented it, you fucked it up. The Atlantic is a pretty big barrier it seems.

Anyway, sorry for confusing you.

Harmon · 08-24-2011, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Yeah, I guess. We invented it, you fucked it up. The Atlantic is a pretty big barrier it seems.

Anyway, sorry for confusing you.

Not a problem. Not sure where you are from over there, but I am guessing you need to focus more on brushing your teeth as well as grammar. Either way? gg

Scott McD · 08-24-2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

uuuuh, that would be DRINKING AND driving or DRUNK driving....

A drink whilst driving = drink driving.

Who says anything about being drunk ??

Oh, and it's football. Not soccer FYI...

tommy5tone · 08-24-2011, 09:18 AM

This post can't be serious...

Harmon · 08-24-2011, 09:25 AM

I'm just trolling. We do not call it like that here in the states. It's a geographical thing I am sure.

Bryan G · 08-24-2011, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Oh, and it's football. Not soccer FYI...

Harmon · 08-24-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

A drink whilst driving = drink driving.

Who says anything about being drunk ??

Oh, and it's football. Not soccer FYI...

Fat people unite.

JamesGw · 08-24-2011, 10:05 AM

I only drank drive.

Drink driving is for pussies.

J. Falcon · 08-24-2011, 10:05 AM

Most retarded thread ever.

shimmy2 · 08-24-2011, 10:16 AM

people drink -while- driving here. they only enforce seatbelt and helmet laws.

Jim_Gunn · 08-24-2011, 10:24 AM

Not only do we not "drink drive" here in America (drunk driving is popular however), but when we get drunk we don't say that we are "pissed" unless we mean angry (short for "pissed off").

Chosen · 08-24-2011, 10:26 AM

This thread is very informative

Harmon · 08-25-2011, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tommy5tone

This post can't be serious...

marlboroack · 08-25-2011, 02:31 AM

Stonned off your ass yes, drunk off your ass no. If you can't hit the bong go home, if you can't stand up straight fuck off.

rogueteens · 08-25-2011, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Not only do we not "drink drive" here in America (drunk driving is popular however), but when we get drunk we don't say that we are "pissed" unless we mean angry (short for "pissed off").

we use both here. we also use pissing away (throwing away) and piss poor (american lager).

margarita · 08-25-2011, 05:13 AM

The fact is that most accidents are caused by drivers which didn't drink

AnimeFevers · 08-25-2011, 05:57 AM

Drink driving (coffee) yea thats fine. I always drink coffee when driving. I'm so good I can hold the coffee in 1 hand while driving.

seeandsee · 08-25-2011, 06:22 AM

i think 0.2 limit should be applied!

DamianJ · 08-25-2011, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

we use both here. we also use pissing away (throwing away) and piss poor (american lager).

It's sweet when they get confused about the way they've fucked up the language we were gracious enough to give them.

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