Originally Posted by DamianJ

Honey bunny bless you for trying. I have a fucking degree in the language we gave you and you fucked up. Uneducated. Pah.

Drink driving is when you, get this, DRINK and then do some DRIVING!

Hence the name, drink driving.

If you are still struggling, I can draw you a picture?

And to the REALLY STUPID people that didn't realise this thread was a joke, it is reference to this one: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1035350

Maybe next time I am making teh funny I should hold I sign up so you lot are aware?

Sigh.

PS Colour has a u.