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Mutt · 08-23-2011, 06:07 PM

This is from the MTV contract for the idiots cast in their Real World series.

You agree to all of the below:

? You may die, lose limbs, and suffer nervous breakdowns. (Stipulation 1)

? If you undergo any medical procedures while involved in the show, they carry the risk of infection, disfigurement, death. (4)

? You may be humiliated and explicitly portrayed "in a false light." (12)

? Producers are under no obligation to conduct background checks on your fellow cast members. (7)

? If you contract AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases while filming ["gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), Chlamydia, scabies (crabs),'hepatitis, genital warts, and other communicable and sexually transmitted diseases or Pregnancy; etc"], MTV is not responsible. (7)

? Interacting with other cast members carries the risk of "non-consensual physical contact" and should you contract AIDS, etc. during such an interaction, MTV is not responsible. (7)

? You don't have STDs, but accept that other people on the show might. (18)

? You're not pregnant and you won't become pregnant before the show's done filming. If you do become pregnant, you'll tell the Producer immediately--and pregnancy is grounds for dismissal. (38)

? If you get kicked off the show, it will be filmed. (14)

? You can't change your physical appearance during filming, without the Producer's express permission. (26)

? You grant the Producer blanket rights to your life story. (49)

? The Producer can do pretty much anything they want with your life story, including misrepresent it. (49)

? Your email may be monitored during participation. (20b)

? You promise not to hide from MTV cameras in establishments where they can't film. (20a)

? You authorize the Producer to have total access to your school records, government forms, your credit history. (19)

? The production crew can show up at your personal house at any time to film and/or to take anything they want, as long as they return the objects once production has ended. (20a)

? Under ordinary circumstances, all of this would be considered a "serious" invasion of privacy. (11)

? For one year after the show's final episode airs, cast members are required to participate in all producer-determined press and forbidden from engaging in any media (radio, television, chat rooms, blogs) without the Producer's written permission. (9)

? The Producer holds the authorship and copyright to every photograph, email, website, sound or video recording, documented performance created in relation to the program, on every medium imaginable. (8)

? You're obligated to participate in a Reunion Special for up to five years after the show ends, you'll be paid $2500 for your involvement, and the Producer only has to give you 14 days notice. (50c)

? You're required to participate in book or home video projects for two years after the show ends, and you'll be paid $750.00 for each one. (50f)

? While you're on the show, you're responsible for all long-distance phone charges. (16a)

? The explicit list of physical tasks you might be subjected to, enumerated in the contract, include traveling by "air (whether via helicopter, commercial airliner, glider, private aircraft or otherwise), train and/or automobile, as well as strenuous and/or dangerous and/or mental activity, including but not limited to, horseback riding, jogging, bicycling, motorcycling, exercise and/or weight equipment, skydiving, swimming, bungee jumping, parasailing snorkeling, jet skiing, amusement park activities, rock climbing, engaging in contact sports, hiking, kayaking and boating." (1)

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From the Village Voice website http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...d_contract.php . The full 30 pages is viewable on pg 2 of the article.

Deputy Chief Command · 08-23-2011, 06:11 PM

where is this exploitation you speak of ?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-23-2011, 06:14 PM

Reality Dating Application

First Name:________________________________
Last Name:_____________________________

Address:__________________________________
Phone Number:_________________________

Age:_____
(please attach copy of birth certificate to application)

Weight:_____ Height:_____
(not what you put on your driver?s license)

1). How many times a week do you bathe/shower?

___ None (afraid of being sucked down the drain)

___ 1-3 (when flies mistake me for a pile of shit)

___ 4-6 (high hopes of getting intimate with someone)

___ 7 or more (have every brand of shower gel on the market and not enough days in a week to try them all)

2). Do you leave brown stripes in your underwear?

___ Yes, I believe in conserving toilet paper.

___ No, I don?t wear underwear.

3). How often do you wash your bedding?

___ Daily (must be a nympho)

___ Once a week (at the carwash)

___ Yearly (when I get my tax refund)

___ Never (haven?t brought a date home in years)

4). What are your shopping habits?

___ I prefer shopping at garage sales. (leaves more money to buy my booze with)

___ I prefer shopping at discount stores. (can buy ten times more junk food for less)

___ I prefer shopping at the mall. (great place to check out cute butts)

___ I prefer to shop at all the finer stores (until all the credit cards are maxed out)

___ I don?t pay for anything, I just take it.

5). You are sitting in your recliner watching television and sneeze a juicy one, what do you do?

___ Wipe my nose on my sleeve then give someone a great big hug.

___ Wipe my nose with the remote.

___ Yell for someone to bring me a tissue, then hide/stuff it down the chair when I?m done with it.

6). You are cuddling with your sweetheart in bed and feel gas pressure building, what do you do?

___ Excuse myself and make a mad dash to the bathroom.

___ Let it blow and brag about how I made the windows shake.

___ Blast the stink bomb then toss the covers over both our heads so we can enjoy the juicy aroma.

___ Let it leak out silently and blame it on the dog.

7). The toilet breaks and needs repaired, what do you do?

___ Get the duct tape out and fix it myself.

___ Wait and see if it will miraculously fix itself.

___ Hire someone to fix it.

___ Choose to do nothing and use the gas station?s restroom for the rest of the year.

8.) How do you feel about washing dishes?

___ Love playing in bubbles and beg for people to dirty more dishes.

___ Only when company is coming.

___ Out of the question, I might break a nail.

___ I?m allergic to dish soap.

___ I consider dirty dishes to be a work of art and stack them all over the house/apt. as decorations.

9). How do you feel about mowing the lawn and misc. yard work?

___ Can?t wait to get the rider out so I can chase the neighbor?s cat around the yard.

___ Hire a lawn care company.

___ Just set it on fire once a year.

___ Do nothing at all, I enjoy living in a jungle.

10). Your dog accidentally takes a dump inside, what do you do?

___ Wait a couple days, wrap it up and toss it into the lost & found box at work.

___ Call my mom and have her come clean it up.

___ Ignore it and hope it will go away.

___ Call 911 and tell them I have an emergency.

11). Which best describes your cooking?

___ I must be an excellent cook because everyone I know eats at my house.

___ I burn everything and the dog refuses to eat it.

___ I have all the delivery places on speed dial.

___ I don?t cook, I have my own personal chef.

12). You are driving down the highway and notice your ex?s car pulled over with a flat tire,
what do you do?

___ Pull over and grab my old cd player out of the car while they are changing the flat.

___ Drive by and act like I don?t see them.

___ Blow the horn and yell out the window ?It sucks to be you?.

I hereby attest and verify that the information I have provided in this application is absolutely false and misrepresented. I understand that any
honest or true answers could lead to me spending the rest of my life alone.

Signature:______________________________ Date:_________________________

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Screwed Up · 08-23-2011, 07:06 PM

Wow, how much do they get paid for their participation?

AmeliaG · 08-23-2011, 07:23 PM

Good grief.

garce · 08-23-2011, 07:26 PM

Whores are whores. Who cares? Legal gobbledygook to protect them in the event of (almost) any foreseeable eventuality.

epitome · 08-23-2011, 07:28 PM

And this is why I laugh when reality TV people say their words and actions were manipulated.

Says they will be right in their contract.

Mutt · 08-23-2011, 08:25 PM

most of that crap didn't suprise me - and neither really did the chump change they pay.

? You're required to participate in book or home video projects for two years after the show ends, and you'll be paid $750.00 for each one. (50f)

? While you're on the show, you're responsible for all long-distance phone charges. (16a)

I don't even know who owns MTV, Viacom still? MTV must have large revenues, and look what they are paying these people who star in their famous reality show, $750 to participate in a book or home video project. Porn talent gets paid more. And charging them for long distance phone charges.

papill0n · 08-23-2011, 08:28 PM

good. i hope the stupid fucks have to eat shit for years. they go on these shows looking for their instant fame based on their ability to do fucking nothing. pay the price mother fuckers.

The Heron · 08-23-2011, 08:37 PM

That doesn't read like a legal doc at all, I call fake

L-Pink · 08-23-2011, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

That doesn't read like a legal doc at all, I call fake

My thoughts as well. Try running the quote below past an employment lawyer.

" You're not pregnant and you won't become pregnant before the show's done filming. If you do become pregnant, you'll tell the Producer immediately--and pregnancy is grounds for dismissal."

.

Mutt · 08-23-2011, 08:50 PM

if u click the link and go to the site there's a pdf of the actual contract

babymaker · 08-23-2011, 10:14 PM

It's really not that bad, they are just covering their asses, they hire a bunch of phyco drunk losers for this crap, like the people on jersey shore. All they do is fuck nasty std infected whores and fight while drunk, it's a liability nightmare beyond comparision really, they need to cover their asses. Also, why would they pay them shit if the show takes off they make money on endorsments and apperences.

Nathan · 08-24-2011, 12:26 AM

Most of them make sense, what seems weird and likely illegal to me is 1) forcing them to do dangerous activities and then 2) saying if something happens it's not their fault...

Paul Markham · 08-24-2011, 02:21 AM

Some people don't care if they get humiliated. It's the 15 minutes of fame that matters. If it makes them look like a moron, they don't care.

V_RocKs · 08-24-2011, 03:38 AM

crazy shit

drmadcat · 08-24-2011, 04:01 AM

you would have to be stupid to sign that

sweetcuties · 08-24-2011, 04:16 AM

lmao

Jack Sparrow · 08-24-2011, 04:33 AM

You really believe everything on the interwebs right?

Klen · 08-24-2011, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Some people don't care if they get humiliated. It's the 15 minutes of fame that matters. If it makes them look like a moron, they don't care.

Saying that from your own experience

candyflip · 08-24-2011, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Some people don't care if they get humiliated. It's the 15 minutes of fame that matters. If it makes them look like a moron, they don't care.

I take it that you, Paul Markham, are speaking from your own personal appearance.

CaptainHowdy · 08-24-2011, 05:10 AM

Sounds like "Real World" to me ...

cherrylula · 08-24-2011, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

most of that crap didn't suprise me - and neither really did the chump change they pay.

? You're required to participate in book or home video projects for two years after the show ends, and you'll be paid $750.00 for each one. (50f)

? While you're on the show, you're responsible for all long-distance phone charges. (16a)

I don't even know who owns MTV, Viacom still? MTV must have large revenues, and look what they are paying these people who star in their famous reality show, $750 to participate in a book or home video project. Porn talent gets paid more. And charging them for long distance phone charges.

What about royalties. DVD sales? MTV no pay? probably because they don't have to.

blackmonsters · 08-24-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

My thoughts as well. Try running the quote below past an employment lawyer.

" You're not pregnant and you won't become pregnant before the show's done filming. If you do become pregnant, you'll tell the Producer immediately--and pregnancy is grounds for dismissal."

.

Yeah, that's illegal.

tommy5tone · 08-24-2011, 01:14 PM

Quote:

? The production crew can show up at your personal house at any time to film and/or to take anything they want, as long as they return the objects once production has ended. (20a)

This is a new one, I had to sign one of these a few years ago when I thought it would be a good idea to go on a show (I quit before filming began). You really sign your life away. It's not just the filming for the 3-6 months you film. They own you for almost 5 years.

Spunky · 08-24-2011, 01:19 PM

I want my blue M&M's!

96ukssob · 08-24-2011, 01:19 PM

thats some crazy shit, but im not surprised to say the least

RebelR · 08-24-2011, 01:23 PM

While not traditional legalese. It does sound like it was written for an MTV reality show cast member

JamesGw · 08-24-2011, 01:43 PM

They don't have to sign the contract.

08-23-2011, 06:07 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	And we supposedly exploit talent? This is from the MTV contract for the idiots cast in their Real World series. You agree to all of the below: ? You may die, lose limbs, and suffer nervous breakdowns. (Stipulation 1) ? If you undergo any medical procedures while involved in the show, they carry the risk of infection, disfigurement, death. (4) ? You may be humiliated and explicitly portrayed "in a false light." (12) ? Producers are under no obligation to conduct background checks on your fellow cast members. (7) ? If you contract AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases while filming ["gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), Chlamydia, scabies (crabs),'hepatitis, genital warts, and other communicable and sexually transmitted diseases or Pregnancy; etc"], MTV is not responsible. (7) ? Interacting with other cast members carries the risk of "non-consensual physical contact" and should you contract AIDS, etc. during such an interaction, MTV is not responsible. (7) ? You don't have STDs, but accept that other people on the show might. (18) ? You're not pregnant and you won't become pregnant before the show's done filming. If you do become pregnant, you'll tell the Producer immediately--and pregnancy is grounds for dismissal. (38) ? If you get kicked off the show, it will be filmed. (14) ? You can't change your physical appearance during filming, without the Producer's express permission. (26) ? You grant the Producer blanket rights to your life story. (49) ? The Producer can do pretty much anything they want with your life story, including misrepresent it. (49) ? Your email may be monitored during participation. (20b) ? You promise not to hide from MTV cameras in establishments where they can't film. (20a) ? You authorize the Producer to have total access to your school records, government forms, your credit history. (19) ? The production crew can show up at your personal house at any time to film and/or to take anything they want, as long as they return the objects once production has ended. (20a) ? Under ordinary circumstances, all of this would be considered a "serious" invasion of privacy. (11) ? For one year after the show's final episode airs, cast members are required to participate in all producer-determined press and forbidden from engaging in any media (radio, television, chat rooms, blogs) without the Producer's written permission. (9) ? The Producer holds the authorship and copyright to every photograph, email, website, sound or video recording, documented performance created in relation to the program, on every medium imaginable. (8) ? You're obligated to participate in a Reunion Special for up to five years after the show ends, you'll be paid $2500 for your involvement, and the Producer only has to give you 14 days notice. (50c) ? You're required to participate in book or home video projects for two years after the show ends, and you'll be paid $750.00 for each one. (50f) ? While you're on the show, you're responsible for all long-distance phone charges. (16a) ? The explicit list of physical tasks you might be subjected to, enumerated in the contract, include traveling by "air (whether via helicopter, commercial airliner, glider, private aircraft or otherwise), train and/or automobile, as well as strenuous and/or dangerous and/or mental activity, including but not limited to, horseback riding, jogging, bicycling, motorcycling, exercise and/or weight equipment, skydiving, swimming, bungee jumping, parasailing snorkeling, jet skiing, amusement park activities, rock climbing, engaging in contact sports, hiking, kayaking and boating." (1) -------------- From the Village Voice website http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...d_contract.php . The full 30 pages is viewable on pg 2 of the article. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Reality Dating Application First Name:________________________________ Last Name:_____________________________ Address:__________________________________ Phone Number:_________________________ Age:_____ (please attach copy of birth certificate to application) Weight:_____ Height:_____ (not what you put on your driver?s license) 1). How many times a week do you bathe/shower? ___ None (afraid of being sucked down the drain) ___ 1-3 (when flies mistake me for a pile of shit) ___ 4-6 (high hopes of getting intimate with someone) ___ 7 or more (have every brand of shower gel on the market and not enough days in a week to try them all) 2). Do you leave brown stripes in your underwear? ___ Yes, I believe in conserving toilet paper. ___ No, I don?t wear underwear. 3). How often do you wash your bedding? ___ Daily (must be a nympho) ___ Once a week (at the carwash) ___ Yearly (when I get my tax refund) ___ Never (haven?t brought a date home in years) 4). What are your shopping habits? ___ I prefer shopping at garage sales. (leaves more money to buy my booze with) ___ I prefer shopping at discount stores. (can buy ten times more junk food for less) ___ I prefer shopping at the mall. (great place to check out cute butts) ___ I prefer to shop at all the finer stores (until all the credit cards are maxed out) ___ I don?t pay for anything, I just take it. 5). You are sitting in your recliner watching television and sneeze a juicy one, what do you do? ___ Wipe my nose on my sleeve then give someone a great big hug. ___ Wipe my nose with the remote. ___ Yell for someone to bring me a tissue, then hide/stuff it down the chair when I?m done with it. 6). You are cuddling with your sweetheart in bed and feel gas pressure building, what do you do? ___ Excuse myself and make a mad dash to the bathroom. ___ Let it blow and brag about how I made the windows shake. ___ Blast the stink bomb then toss the covers over both our heads so we can enjoy the juicy aroma. ___ Let it leak out silently and blame it on the dog. 7). The toilet breaks and needs repaired, what do you do? ___ Get the duct tape out and fix it myself. ___ Wait and see if it will miraculously fix itself. ___ Hire someone to fix it. ___ Choose to do nothing and use the gas station?s restroom for the rest of the year. 8.) How do you feel about washing dishes? ___ Love playing in bubbles and beg for people to dirty more dishes. ___ Only when company is coming. ___ Out of the question, I might break a nail. ___ I?m allergic to dish soap. ___ I consider dirty dishes to be a work of art and stack them all over the house/apt. as decorations. 9). How do you feel about mowing the lawn and misc. yard work? ___ Can?t wait to get the rider out so I can chase the neighbor?s cat around the yard. ___ Hire a lawn care company. ___ Just set it on fire once a year. ___ Do nothing at all, I enjoy living in a jungle. 10). Your dog accidentally takes a dump inside, what do you do? ___ Wait a couple days, wrap it up and toss it into the lost & found box at work. ___ Call my mom and have her come clean it up. ___ Ignore it and hope it will go away. ___ Call 911 and tell them I have an emergency. 11). Which best describes your cooking? ___ I must be an excellent cook because everyone I know eats at my house. ___ I burn everything and the dog refuses to eat it. ___ I have all the delivery places on speed dial. ___ I don?t cook, I have my own personal chef. 12). You are driving down the highway and notice your ex?s car pulled over with a flat tire, what do you do? ___ Pull over and grab my old cd player out of the car while they are changing the flat. ___ Drive by and act like I don?t see them. ___ Blow the horn and yell out the window ?It sucks to be you?. I hereby attest and verify that the information I have provided in this application is absolutely false and misrepresented. I understand that any honest or true answers could lead to me spending the rest of my life alone. Signature:______________________________ Date:_________________________ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	most of that crap didn't suprise me - and neither really did the chump change they pay. ? You're required to participate in book or home video projects for two years after the show ends, and you'll be paid $750.00 for each one. (50f) ? While you're on the show, you're responsible for all long-distance phone charges. (16a) I don't even know who owns MTV, Viacom still? MTV must have large revenues, and look what they are paying these people who star in their famous reality show, $750 to participate in a book or home video project. Porn talent gets paid more. And charging them for long distance phone charges. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	good. i hope the stupid fucks have to eat shit for years. they go on these shows looking for their instant fame based on their ability to do fucking nothing. pay the price mother fuckers.

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