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Old 08-20-2011, 07:35 AM   #1
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Do you guys have bad sex expirence ?

I had a pretty girl last night laid down on the bed like a doll not doing anything...
fuck that.
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:01 AM   #2
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I had a pretty girl last night laid down on the bed like a doll not doing anything...
fuck that.
you should fuck her hardcore then and cum on her face to thank you for such bad sex :D
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:03 AM   #3
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Yeah, blow up dolls usually don't do anything.
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:31 AM   #4
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:40 AM   #5
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:47 AM   #6
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:53 AM   #7
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What did u expect when u slipped her a roofie?!
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Old 08-20-2011, 10:23 AM   #8
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Yeah, blow up dolls usually don't do anything.
True that. Even Blow up dolls are better then her.
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Old 08-20-2011, 10:25 AM   #9
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Old 08-20-2011, 10:52 AM   #10
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Even if sex is bad, it's still pretty good -- especially if the girl is hot. Let her lay there like a sack of potatoes, and I'll do my thing.
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Old 08-20-2011, 10:56 AM   #11
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Just your mom. =[
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Old 08-20-2011, 11:12 AM   #12
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yea i had a bit same experience few years back :S
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Old 08-20-2011, 11:39 AM   #13
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if that happens stick your fist up her ass and use her like a puppet!
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Old 08-20-2011, 11:44 AM   #14
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Not really... except for a couple of girls in the past, that "tried" to give blowjobs. One had obviously seen too many pornfilms and wanted to be like that... just made me laugh. The other one treated my cock like it was a science project. Seriously, just suck the damn thing or don´t
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Old 08-20-2011, 11:48 AM   #15
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Old 08-20-2011, 11:55 AM   #16
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You're supposed to wait till they wake up first...
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Old 08-20-2011, 11:57 AM   #17
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Old 08-20-2011, 12:53 PM   #18
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men yes most of them have issues
I just want pussy, you know what I mean? pussy.
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Old 08-20-2011, 12:54 PM   #19
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i have few, but i aint gonna tell u :P
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Old 08-20-2011, 03:11 PM   #20
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i called an escort out of the paper once without seeing her picture.

I am not a picky guy, but this was just horrible.

I don't know why I assumed she would be at least normal looking. I think she might have been homeless.
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Old 08-20-2011, 03:14 PM   #21
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that is the one downfall of chloroform i am afraid
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Old 08-20-2011, 03:54 PM   #22
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I meet a girl once who just graduated law school. seemed really cool and she had the biggest tits of any girl I had sex with. And that was what it was like having sex with her. like she was a blow up doll. Shame too she liked sex all the time.
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Old 08-20-2011, 04:14 PM   #23
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it is called dead fish syndrome .. really sucks when the hot girl you met in the club has it !
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Old 08-20-2011, 06:33 PM   #24
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Next time pick one with big tits, it will give you something to play with..
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:02 PM   #25
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:27 PM   #26
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Search this forum for the smelly vagina of death, it was a post i made a few months ago about this chick and how her vagina smelled up everything to the point everyone had to burn their clothes

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Old 08-20-2011, 09:45 PM   #27
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Even if sex is bad, it's still pretty good -- especially if the girl is hot. Let her lay there like a sack of potatoes, and I'll do my thing.
I agree 100%
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Old 08-20-2011, 09:51 PM   #28
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Search this forum for the smelly vagina of death, it was a post i made a few months ago about this chick and how her vagina smelled up everything to the point everyone had to burn their clothes
Damn, I don't need to search. I remember that thread.
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Old 08-20-2011, 10:08 PM   #29
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that smelly pussy story was awesome... even right now I have to laugh thinking about that...
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Old 08-20-2011, 10:09 PM   #30
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Damn, that made me laugh
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Old 08-21-2011, 04:26 AM   #32
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Everyone experienced a bad emotion during the sex one way or another. Once upon a time I had a girl, and I was making it in doggy style. Then she suddenly farted. Loudly and deadly. The smell was so bad that I almost puked, but I hold it up and the banging continued. I came on her butt and she farted again... The girl laughed at that - I don't.The good thing was that the sex lasted longer. Even though the girl was pretty we did not met anymore - probably because of the fart thing.

There was a clip with asian girl who did not had a clue what she's doing, but she was on audition for a porn star. The dude fucked her so hard, even does her anal. The thing she said was something like: I thought you know what you're doing - as response to his question: Did I just fucked your ass ? It was hilarious.
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Old 08-21-2011, 04:32 AM   #33
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There was a clip with asian girl who did not had a clue what she's doing, but she was on audition for a porn star. The dude fucked her so hard, even does her anal. The thing she said was something like: I thought you know what you're doing - as response to his question: Did I just fucked your ass ? It was hilarious.
lol, I've seen that clip, what a dumb fucking whore.
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There was a clip with asian girl who did not had a clue what she's doing, but she was on audition for a porn star. The dude fucked her so hard, even does her anal. The thing she said was something like: I thought you know what you're doing - as response to his question: Did I just fucked your ass ? It was hilarious.
I remember that. I still can't believe a girl wouldn't know the difference, but she did seem dumb as a box of rocks!
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you should fuck her hardcore then and cum on her face to thank you for such bad sex :D
Exactly ! Or try to put your dick in her ass...coursing.....walking around grabbing your dick while showing it to here....just have fun !!!
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