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So Fucking Banned
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Do you guys have bad sex expirence ?
I had a pretty girl last night laid down on the bed like a doll not doing anything...
fuck that. |
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Check SIG!
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#3 |
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Yeah, blow up dolls usually don't do anything.
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working on my tan
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You're banging my ex? No way!
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Hooker??
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So Fucking What?
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Confirmed Asshole
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What did u expect when u slipped her a roofie?!
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So Fucking Banned
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Just your mom. =[
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Even if sex is bad, it's still pretty good -- especially if the girl is hot. Let her lay there like a sack of potatoes, and I'll do my thing.
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So Fucking Banned
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Playa
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yea i had a bit same experience few years back :S
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if that happens stick your fist up her ass and use her like a puppet!
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Not really... except for a couple of girls in the past, that "tried" to give blowjobs. One had obviously seen too many pornfilms and wanted to be like that... just made me laugh. The other one treated my cock like it was a science project. Seriously, just suck the damn thing or don´t
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You're supposed to wait till they wake up first...
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men yes most of them have issues
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i have few, but i aint gonna tell u :P
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i called an escort out of the paper once without seeing her picture.
I am not a picky guy, but this was just horrible. I don't know why I assumed she would be at least normal looking. I think she might have been homeless. ![]()
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that is the one downfall of chloroform i am afraid
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I meet a girl once who just graduated law school. seemed really cool and she had the biggest tits of any girl I had sex with. And that was what it was like having sex with her. like she was a blow up doll. Shame too she liked sex all the time.
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it is called dead fish syndrome .. really sucks when the hot girl you met in the club has it !
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Next time pick one with big tits, it will give you something to play with..
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sleep sex.
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Search this forum for the smelly vagina of death, it was a post i made a few months ago about this chick and how her vagina smelled up everything to the point everyone had to burn their clothes
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So Fucking Lame
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that smelly pussy story was awesome... even right now I have to laugh thinking about that...
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Damn, that made me laugh
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dont take that shit, man up and give her orders
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porn cartoonist
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Everyone experienced a bad emotion during the sex one way or another. Once upon a time I had a girl, and I was making it in doggy style. Then she suddenly farted. Loudly and deadly. The smell was so bad that I almost puked, but I hold it up and the banging continued. I came on her butt and she farted again... The girl laughed at that - I don't.The good thing was that the sex lasted longer. Even though the girl was pretty we did not met anymore - probably because of the fart thing.
There was a clip with asian girl who did not had a clue what she's doing, but she was on audition for a porn star. The dude fucked her so hard, even does her anal. The thing she said was something like: I thought you know what you're doing - as response to his question: Did I just fucked your ass ? It was hilarious. |
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Sure, bad sex sucks. But it makes the good ones even better
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dozen of times
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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The, "I am reading a book, but if you want a handjob," thing just don't fly with me...
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