Do you guys have bad sex expirence ?
 

I had a pretty girl last night laid down on the bed like a doll not doing anything...
fuck that.

you should fuck her hardcore then and cum on her face to thank you for such bad sex :D :1orglaugh:pimp:upsidedow

Yeah, blow up dolls usually don't do anything.

You're banging my ex? No way!


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Hooker??

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What did u expect when u slipped her a roofie?!

True that. Even Blow up dolls are better then her.

Just your mom. =[

Even if sex is bad, it's still pretty good -- especially if the girl is hot. Let her lay there like a sack of potatoes, and I'll do my thing.

and your dad

yea i had a bit same experience few years back :S

if that happens stick your fist up her ass and use her like a puppet!

Not really... except for a couple of girls in the past, that "tried" to give blowjobs. One had obviously seen too many pornfilms and wanted to be like that... just made me laugh. The other one treated my cock like it was a science project. Seriously, just suck the damn thing or don´t :)

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You're supposed to wait till they wake up first...

men yes most of them have issues

I just want pussy, you know what I mean? pussy.

i have few, but i aint gonna tell u :P

i called an escort out of the paper once without seeing her picture.

I am not a picky guy, but this was just horrible.

I don't know why I assumed she would be at least normal looking. I think she might have been homeless. :1orglaugh

that is the one downfall of chloroform i am afraid

I meet a girl once who just graduated law school. seemed really cool and she had the biggest tits of any girl I had sex with. And that was what it was like having sex with her. like she was a blow up doll. Shame too she liked sex all the time.

it is called dead fish syndrome .. really sucks when the hot girl you met in the club has it !

Next time pick one with big tits, it will give you something to play with..:)

sleep sex.

I agree 100% :)

Damn, I don't need to search. I remember that thread.

that smelly pussy story was awesome... even right now I have to laugh thinking about that...

Damn, that made me laugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dont take that shit, man up and give her orders

Everyone experienced a bad emotion during the sex one way or another. Once upon a time I had a girl, and I was making it in doggy style. Then she suddenly farted. Loudly and deadly. The smell was so bad that I almost puked, but I hold it up and the banging continued. I came on her butt and she farted again... The girl laughed at that - I don't.The good thing was that the sex lasted longer. Even though the girl was pretty we did not met anymore - probably because of the fart thing.

There was a clip with asian girl who did not had a clue what she's doing, but she was on audition for a porn star. The dude fucked her so hard, even does her anal. The thing she said was something like: I thought you know what you're doing - as response to his question: Did I just fucked your ass ? It was hilarious.

lol, I've seen that clip, what a dumb fucking whore. :1orglaugh

Sure, bad sex sucks. But it makes the good ones even better :)

M:)rten

I remember that. I still can't believe a girl wouldn't know the difference, but she did seem dumb as a box of rocks!

Exactly ! Or try to put your dick in her ass...coursing.....walking around grabbing your dick while showing it to here....just have fun !!! :)

dozen of times

The, "I am reading a book, but if you want a handjob," thing just don't fly with me...