Valentines Day... guys version - GoFuckYourself.com

gregtx · 01-29-2003, 02:09 PM

Thought this was funny....

> Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
> fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
> gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
> find romantic.
>
> SECRET.....guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's
> no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
> the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just
> too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has
> been created.
>
> March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
>
> Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
> created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how
> much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the
> town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak
> and a BJ. That's it.
>
> This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
> usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
> harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
> perpetual love machine.

thesexattic · 01-29-2003, 02:13 PM

I think I just saw this on CNN breaking news.....

People need to use the search function more before posting

Cheshire · 01-29-2003, 02:16 PM

For the love of God If I see this posted ONE MORE TIME I will refuse to celebrate this holiday!!!!

Daymare · 01-29-2003, 02:18 PM

Thought this was funny....

> Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
> fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
> gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
> find romantic.
>
> SECRET.....guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's
> no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
> the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just
> too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has
> been created.
>
> March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
>
> Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
> created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how
> much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the
> town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak
> and a BJ. That's it.
>
> This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
> usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
> harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
> perpetual love machine.

Cheshire · 01-29-2003, 02:18 PM

I'm never gonna blow you now Daymare

KC · 01-29-2003, 02:25 PM

Greg, This was the first time I saw it! Funny post

Daymare · 01-29-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I'm never gonna blow you now Daymare

01-29-2003, 02:09 PM	#1
gregtx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,929	Valentines Day... guys version Thought this was funny.... > Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your > fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with > gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women > find romantic. > > SECRET.....guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's > no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for > the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just > too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has > been created. > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been > created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how > much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the > town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak > and a BJ. That's it. > > This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will > usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much > harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a > perpetual love machine. __________________ Processing Partners http://www.processingpartners.com

01-29-2003, 02:13 PM	#2
thesexattic Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Somewhere Under Your Pubies! Posts: 256	I think I just saw this on CNN breaking news..... People need to use the search function more before posting __________________ Free $5 PPC trial account with Kanoodle.com

01-29-2003, 02:16 PM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	For the love of God If I see this posted ONE MORE TIME I will refuse to celebrate this holiday!!!! __________________ just a little bit naughty

01-29-2003, 02:18 PM	#5
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I'm never gonna blow you now Daymare __________________ just a little bit naughty

01-29-2003, 02:25 PM	#6
KC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 1995 Posts: 2,417	Greg, This was the first time I saw it! Funny post __________________ Jupiter Hosting, Inc. Vice President, Business Development kc (AT) jupiterhosting.com

01-29-2003, 02:18 PM	#4
Daymare Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,674	Thought this was funny.... > Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your > fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with > gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women > find romantic. > > SECRET.....guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's > no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for > the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just > too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has > been created. > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been > created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how > much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the > town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak > and a BJ. That's it. > > This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will > usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much > harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a > perpetual love machine.