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Valentines Day... guys version
Thought this was funny....
> Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
> fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
> gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
> find romantic.
>
> SECRET.....guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's
> no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
> the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just
> too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has
> been created.
>
> March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
>
> Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
> created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how
> much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the
> town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak
> and a BJ. That's it.
>
> This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
> usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
> harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
> perpetual love machine.
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