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Valentines Day... guys version
Thought this was funny....
> Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your > fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with > gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women > find romantic. > > SECRET.....guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's > no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for > the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just > too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has > been created. > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been > created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how > much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the > town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak > and a BJ. That's it. > > This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will > usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much > harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a > perpetual love machine.
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I think I just saw this on CNN breaking news.....
People need to use the search function more before posting
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For the love of God If I see this posted ONE MORE TIME I will refuse to celebrate this holiday!!!!
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Thought this was funny....
> Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your > fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with > gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women > find romantic. > > SECRET.....guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's > no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for > the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just > too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has > been created. > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been > created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how > much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the > town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak > and a BJ. That's it. > > This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will > usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much > harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a > perpetual love machine. |
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I'm never gonna blow you now Daymare
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Greg, This was the first time I saw it! Funny post
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