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Old 08-08-2011, 01:54 AM   #1
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"Once Upon a Tine. . " (joke)

Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess:

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said No, so the handsome Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussy and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends thought he was cool and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....

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Old 08-08-2011, 02:09 AM   #2
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and got aids and died
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Old 08-08-2011, 02:32 AM   #3
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and got aids and died
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Old 08-08-2011, 02:36 AM   #4
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Old 08-08-2011, 03:37 AM   #5
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Old 08-08-2011, 04:14 AM   #6
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Old 08-08-2011, 06:41 AM   #7
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:12 AM   #8
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:23 AM   #9
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that joke was not funny
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Old 08-08-2011, 08:04 AM   #10
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Died happy though!
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:58 AM   #12
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:15 AM   #13
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:16 AM   #14
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