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SurfDog 08-08-2011 01:54 AM

"Once Upon a Tine. . " (joke)
 
Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess:

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said No, so the handsome Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussy and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends thought he was cool and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....

The End

PornStarToys 08-08-2011 02:09 AM

and got aids and died

seeandsee 08-08-2011 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys (Post 18338775)
and got aids and died

he is rich, he can cure him self

drmadcat 08-08-2011 02:36 AM

we can all dream

pornmasta 08-08-2011 03:37 AM

http://gifsforum.com/images/image/co...tory_bro_2.jpg

Chosen 08-08-2011 04:14 AM

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/CoolStoryBro.jpg

scarlettcontent 08-08-2011 06:41 AM

nice story

woj 08-08-2011 07:12 AM

:1orglaugh

thickcash_amo 08-08-2011 07:23 AM

that joke was not funny

Kenny B! 08-08-2011 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys (Post 18338775)
and got aids and died

Died happy though!

michael.kickass 08-08-2011 08:24 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cooldude7 08-08-2011 10:58 AM

its a myth.

Markul 08-08-2011 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by cooldude7 (Post 18339685)
its a myth.

Totally is not. Look at Hef :1orglaugh

TheLegacy 08-08-2011 11:16 AM

In time men learn that with all that - loneliness sets in along with a realization that there is more to life than that. either way - enjoy the dream since eventually something will happen to wake you up

CaptainHowdy 08-08-2011 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooldude7 (Post 18339685)
its a myth.

If so myths has gone to shit ...


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