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DirtyPeach.com
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Masturbating with a warm tomato
I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.
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pics or it didn't happen...
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An interesting twist to the good ol' Cold Irish Wank ...
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Geo Cities
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Sounds like a trick
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microwave or oven?
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working on my tan
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I have to use a watermelon.
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I hope for your sake you used a condom...
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So Fucking Banned
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damn I never thought of that
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DirtyPeach.com
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This is where I erred and I've been pulling seeds out of my pee hole for the last hour and a half.
But it's the price we pay.. |
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I need a beer
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The pull out method always works
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DirtyPeach.com
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Wouldn't it stain your pecker red?
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So Fucking Banned
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You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato?
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Troll Patrol
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Neither, he masturbated with a tomato.
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I tried this tonight and found that a green one seems a little tighter than the red ones, just FYI.
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I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!
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So Fucking What?
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why not add an avacado, get head from some lettuce, and make your own dressing?
call it the.... "I just had sex with a salad" |
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she siad...."potato, patoto, tamoto, tamoto, lets call the whole thing off".
ba da dump crash |
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porn cartoonist
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Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:
http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe |
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Use a banana.
Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy. See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!
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Next time use a grapefruit
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i cant afford a tomato...
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wanna see pics
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no money for fleshlight?
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there's no $$$ in porn
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how about 2 steaks and some duct tape?
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men will fuck anything wont they?
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lol
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um tomatoes are like 3 inches long??? really? lol
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Oh my god.
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red pepper or green pepper?
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Post pics please
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"like the real thing"...you dont get much pussy do you...said
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TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
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Whatever makes you blow your load bro.
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Stephen
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I prefer a coconut, the hair feels like real pussy
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Old School Webmaster
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What no video?
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Permanently Gone
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Oh, you sad, sad person who has to fuck by yourself, only accompanied by a poor tomato...
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Now that's something I haven't think of.
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By the wrath of Agamemnon
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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