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Old 08-06-2011, 06:53 PM   #1
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Masturbating with a warm tomato

I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.
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Old 08-06-2011, 06:54 PM   #2
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pics or it didn't happen...
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:14 PM   #3
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An interesting twist to the good ol' Cold Irish Wank ...
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:15 PM   #4
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:16 PM   #5
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microwave or oven?
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:18 PM   #6
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:19 PM   #7
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I hope for your sake you used a condom...
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:36 PM   #8
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damn I never thought of that

yeah seems the large tomatoes would be preferable messy

Guys are seriously horny man. 1995 AOL showed that. lol

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Old 08-06-2011, 07:36 PM   #9
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I hope for your sake you used a condom...
This is where I erred and I've been pulling seeds out of my pee hole for the last hour and a half.

But it's the price we pay..
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:37 PM   #10
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:37 PM   #11
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microwave or oven?
Nuked the fucker.
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:04 PM   #12
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:04 PM   #13
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You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato?
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:45 PM   #14
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You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato?
Neither, he masturbated with a tomato.
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:33 PM   #15
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I tried this tonight and found that a green one seems a little tighter than the red ones, just FYI.
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:35 PM   #16
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I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:57 PM   #17
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Old 08-07-2011, 12:17 AM   #18
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why not add an avacado, get head from some lettuce, and make your own dressing?

call it the.... "I just had sex with a salad"
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Old 08-07-2011, 12:19 AM   #19
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she siad...."potato, patoto, tamoto, tamoto, lets call the whole thing off".

ba da dump crash
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Old 08-07-2011, 01:25 AM   #20
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Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:

http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe
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Old 08-07-2011, 01:54 AM   #21
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Use a banana.

Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!
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Old 08-07-2011, 01:54 AM   #22
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I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!
Next time leave out the Tabasco... See: "my penis is on fire from habanero"
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:05 AM   #23
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:59 AM   #24
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Old 08-07-2011, 03:04 AM   #26
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Old 08-07-2011, 04:07 AM   #27
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Old 08-07-2011, 05:16 AM   #28
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Old 08-07-2011, 10:48 AM   #31
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um tomatoes are like 3 inches long??? really? lol
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Oh my god.

I have never heard of that before. Different, but.... hey, glad you liked it!
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I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.
"like the real thing"...you dont get much pussy do you...said
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Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

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How the hell would you fit inside of a banana? They're not very big around.
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Oh, you sad, sad person who has to fuck by yourself, only accompanied by a poor tomato...
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Now that's something I haven't think of.
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Not sure it will hotlink
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Not sure it will hotlink
thank you for being brave enough to share your adventure with the rest of us...

did you think the "not sure it will hotlink" would throw us off your trail....





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