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LightscapeMedia

08-06-2011 06:53 PM

Masturbating with a warm tomato

I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.

woj	08-06-2011 06:54 PM

pics or it didn't happen...

CaptainHowdy

08-06-2011 07:14 PM

An interesting twist to the good ol' Cold Irish Wank ...

DBS.US

08-06-2011 07:15 PM

Sounds like a trick:disgust

Max Potential

08-06-2011 07:16 PM

microwave or oven?

L-Pink

08-06-2011 07:18 PM

I have to use a watermelon.

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digitalfantasies

08-06-2011 07:19 PM

I hope for your sake you used a condom...

Vjo	08-06-2011 07:36 PM

damn I never thought of that :)

yeah seems the large tomatoes would be preferable :helpme :error messy

Guys are seriously horny man. 1995 AOL showed that. lol :error

LightscapeMedia

08-06-2011 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitalfantasies (Post 18336927)

I hope for your sake you used a condom...

This is where I erred and I've been pulling seeds out of my pee hole for the last hour and a half.

But it's the price we pay..

Spunky

08-06-2011 07:37 PM

The pull out method always works

LightscapeMedia

08-06-2011 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential (Post 18336922)

microwave or oven?

Nuked the fucker.

tabasco

08-06-2011 08:04 PM

Wouldn't it stain your pecker red?

marlboroack

08-06-2011 08:04 PM

You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato? :rasta

lazycash

08-06-2011 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18336969)

You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato? :rasta

Neither, he masturbated with a tomato.

Max Potential

08-06-2011 11:33 PM

I tried this tonight and found that a green one seems a little tighter than the red ones, just FYI.

tabasco

08-06-2011 11:35 PM

I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!

Double trouble

08-06-2011 11:57 PM

http://www.sliceofscifi.com/wp-conte...ler_tomato.jpg

astronaut x

08-07-2011 12:17 AM

why not add an avacado, get head from some lettuce, and make your own dressing?

call it the.... "I just had sex with a salad"

astronaut x

08-07-2011 12:19 AM

she siad...."potato, patoto, tamoto, tamoto, lets call the whole thing off".

ba da dump crash

mavruda

08-07-2011 01:25 AM

Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:

http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe

Rochard

08-07-2011 01:54 AM

Use a banana.

Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!

LightscapeMedia

08-07-2011 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 18337096)

I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!

Next time leave out the Tabasco... See: "my penis is on fire from habanero"

amariah23

08-07-2011 02:05 AM

Next time use a grapefruit

Chosen

08-07-2011 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18337171)

Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:

http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe

LoL :1orglaugh

Chosen

08-07-2011 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amariah23 (Post 18337208)

Next time use a grapefruit

Don't do it bareback, it's gonna hurt(just a guess) :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober

08-07-2011 03:04 AM

i cant afford a tomato... :(

scarlettcontent

08-07-2011 04:07 AM

wanna see pics

Paul&John

08-07-2011 05:16 AM

no money for fleshlight?

seeandsee

08-07-2011 08:09 AM

Just stick it in warm waterlemon

u-Bob

08-07-2011 08:13 AM

how about 2 steaks and some duct tape?

thickcash_amo

08-07-2011 10:48 AM

men will fuck anything wont they?

cherrylula

08-07-2011 10:52 AM

um tomatoes are like 3 inches long??? really? lol

HarleySpencer

08-07-2011 03:07 PM

Oh my god. :ugone2far

I have never heard of that before. Different, but.... hey, glad you liked it!

livexxx

08-07-2011 05:35 PM

red pepper or green pepper?

SomeCreep

08-07-2011 10:29 PM

Post pics please

grumpy

08-08-2011 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia (Post 18336896)

I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.

"like the real thing"...you dont get much pussy do you...said

rayadp05

08-08-2011 02:47 AM

Whatever makes you blow your load bro. :thumbsup

seeme

08-08-2011 03:32 AM

I prefer a coconut, the hair feels like real pussy :winkwink:

CamJack

08-08-2011 07:56 AM

What no video?

edgeprod

08-08-2011 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18337199)

Use a banana.

Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!

How the hell would you fit inside of a banana? They're not very big around.

Adraco

08-08-2011 08:09 AM

Oh, you sad, sad person who has to fuck by yourself, only accompanied by a poor tomato...

michael.kickass

08-08-2011 08:22 AM

Now that's something I haven't think of.

David!

08-08-2011 08:31 AM

http://truthordarepal.com/files/0783...3d4_tomato.jpg

Not sure it will hotlink :1orglaugh

marketsmart

08-08-2011 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCO_David (Post 18339345)

http://truthordarepal.com/files/0783...3d4_tomato.jpg

Not sure it will hotlink :1orglaugh

thank you for being brave enough to share your adventure with the rest of us... :thumbsup

did you think the "not sure it will hotlink" would throw us off your trail.... :1orglaugh

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