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LightscapeMedia · 08-06-2011, 06:53 PM

I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.

woj · 08-06-2011, 06:54 PM

pics or it didn't happen...

CaptainHowdy · 08-06-2011, 07:14 PM

An interesting twist to the good ol' Cold Irish Wank ...

DBS.US · 08-06-2011, 07:15 PM

Sounds like a trick

Max Potential · 08-06-2011, 07:16 PM

microwave or oven?

L-Pink · 08-06-2011, 07:18 PM

I have to use a watermelon.

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digitalfantasies · 08-06-2011, 07:19 PM

I hope for your sake you used a condom...

Vjo · 08-06-2011, 07:36 PM

damn I never thought of that

yeah seems the large tomatoes would be preferable

messy

Guys are seriously horny man. 1995 AOL showed that. lol

LightscapeMedia · 08-06-2011, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitalfantasies

I hope for your sake you used a condom...

This is where I erred and I've been pulling seeds out of my pee hole for the last hour and a half.

But it's the price we pay..

Spunky · 08-06-2011, 07:37 PM

The pull out method always works

LightscapeMedia · 08-06-2011, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential

microwave or oven?

Nuked the fucker.

tabasco · 08-06-2011, 08:04 PM

Wouldn't it stain your pecker red?

marlboroack · 08-06-2011, 08:04 PM

You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato?

lazycash · 08-06-2011, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

You jerked off with mashed potato or you fucked the potato?

Neither, he masturbated with a tomato.

Max Potential · 08-06-2011, 11:33 PM

I tried this tonight and found that a green one seems a little tighter than the red ones, just FYI.

tabasco · 08-06-2011, 11:35 PM

I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!

Double trouble · 08-06-2011, 11:57 PM

astronaut x · 08-07-2011, 12:17 AM

why not add an avacado, get head from some lettuce, and make your own dressing?

call it the.... "I just had sex with a salad"

astronaut x · 08-07-2011, 12:19 AM

she siad...."potato, patoto, tamoto, tamoto, lets call the whole thing off".

ba da dump crash

mavruda · 08-07-2011, 01:25 AM

Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:

http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe

Rochard · 08-07-2011, 01:54 AM

Use a banana.

Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!

LightscapeMedia · 08-07-2011, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco

I just tried this and it didn't work plus I got a very badly burnt anus. Thanks for nothing!

Next time leave out the Tabasco... See: "my penis is on fire from habanero"

amariah23 · 08-07-2011, 02:05 AM

Next time use a grapefruit

Chosen · 08-07-2011, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda

Ha ! A tomato - Dude, you are ways too behind that guy - see his video:

http://www.stileproject.com/video/13...-cars-tailpipe

LoL

Chosen · 08-07-2011, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amariah23

Next time use a grapefruit

Don't do it bareback, it's gonna hurt(just a guess)

CurrentlySober · 08-07-2011, 03:04 AM

i cant afford a tomato...

scarlettcontent · 08-07-2011, 04:07 AM

wanna see pics

Paul&John · 08-07-2011, 05:16 AM

no money for fleshlight?

seeandsee · 08-07-2011, 08:09 AM

Just stick it in warm waterlemon

u-Bob · 08-07-2011, 08:13 AM

how about 2 steaks and some duct tape?

thickcash_amo · 08-07-2011, 10:48 AM

men will fuck anything wont they?

cherrylula · 08-07-2011, 10:52 AM

um tomatoes are like 3 inches long??? really? lol

HarleySpencer · 08-07-2011, 03:07 PM

Oh my god.

I have never heard of that before. Different, but.... hey, glad you liked it!

livexxx · 08-07-2011, 05:35 PM

red pepper or green pepper?

SomeCreep · 08-07-2011, 10:29 PM

Post pics please

grumpy · 08-08-2011, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia

I just tried it. It's not bad. Almost like the real thing.

"like the real thing"...you dont get much pussy do you...said

rayadp05 · 08-08-2011, 02:47 AM

Whatever makes you blow your load bro.

seeme · 08-08-2011, 03:32 AM

I prefer a coconut, the hair feels like real pussy

CamJack · 08-08-2011, 07:56 AM

What no video?

edgeprod · 08-08-2011, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Use a banana.

Take a banana, put duck tape around it, cut off an end, and then microwave it for a few seconds. Just like a fucking a pussy.

See, my time at Yanks Cash did help!

How the hell would you fit inside of a banana? They're not very big around.

Adraco · 08-08-2011, 08:09 AM

Oh, you sad, sad person who has to fuck by yourself, only accompanied by a poor tomato...

michael.kickass · 08-08-2011, 08:22 AM

Now that's something I haven't think of.

David! · 08-08-2011, 08:31 AM

Not sure it will hotlink

marketsmart · 08-08-2011, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCO_David

Not sure it will hotlink

thank you for being brave enough to share your adventure with the rest of us...

did you think the "not sure it will hotlink" would throw us off your trail....

.

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