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halfpint · 08-05-2011, 03:04 PM

I always wash my hands after a pee or a poo

baddog · 08-05-2011, 03:23 PM

They should come with automatic ball washers.

CDSmith · 08-05-2011, 04:43 PM

Ha, nice. I do believe that would work on me.

However, there are guys out there that even that won't work on. Because some guys are just that fucking stupid that they think they don't need to wash after handling their pecker, touching doorknobs, shaking people's hands, driving, flushing, handling money, etc. Idiots will be idiots.

Spunky · 08-05-2011, 05:01 PM

I like those sinks

woj · 08-05-2011, 05:39 PM

TurboAngel · 08-05-2011, 06:42 PM

Now that's funny as shit!

Jarmusch · 08-06-2011, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Ha, nice. I do believe that would work on me.

However, there are guys out there that even that won't work on. Because some guys are just that fucking stupid that they think they don't need to wash after handling their pecker, touching doorknobs, shaking people's hands, driving, flushing, handling money, etc. Idiots will be idiots.

Do you wash your hands after doing every single thing on that list?

cherrylula · 08-06-2011, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Do you wash your hands after doing every single thing on that list?

I do.

handle the pecker, WASH YOUR HANDs. hahaha

Jarmusch · 08-06-2011, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

I do.

handle the pecker, WASH YOUR HANDs. hahaha

Well, naturally, but the other things border on germophobia.

Wash hands after driving, really?

martinsc · 08-06-2011, 06:08 AM

i'd love to "wash my hands" there...

maybe they should add a fleshlight to the other end of it

Chosen · 08-06-2011, 06:22 AM

Chosen · 08-06-2011, 06:24 AM

BTW I wash my hands pretty often, and I'm a male

Jarmusch · 08-06-2011, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

i'd love to "wash my hands" there...

maybe they should add a fleshlight to the other end of it

Indded, fleshlights on a public restroom would be a good idea.

cherrylula · 08-06-2011, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Well, naturally, but the other things border on germophobia.

Wash hands after driving, really?

I bet are probably more germs on a steering wheel than an average showered once a day pecker that hasn't been in any stinky holes.

When I go like, to the store, I come home and put away my groceries, then wash my hands. YES the world is filthy and germ filled. HANDS, that's how germs are spread.

Your pecker probably has less germs than some pack of twinkies a bunch of fat people fondled at walmart. srsly.

cherrylula · 08-06-2011, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Indded, fleshlights on a public restroom would be a good idea.

Like you really want to walk into some public restroom to pee, and see some dude just fucking the hell out of a sink. Come on now.

Would you just go to town on one? just like that? Maybe they can play some porno music in there, get you guys excited huh.

vsex · 08-06-2011, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

When I go like, to the store, I come home and put away my groceries, then wash my hands. YES the world is filthy and germ filled. HANDS, that's how germs are spread.

I generally wash my hands before putting groceries away.

Jarmusch · 08-06-2011, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

Like you really want to walk into some public restroom to pee, and see some dude just fucking the hell out of a sink. Come on now.

Would you just go to town on one? just like that? Maybe they can play some porno music in there, get you guys excited huh.

I was being sarcastic, will end the post with /sarcasm next time.

Oh and good luck with your increasingly weakened immune system from all the germ avoidance.

seeandsee · 08-06-2011, 06:59 AM

Lol, but i would not use it, too much cocks on that

cherrylula · 08-06-2011, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I was being sarcastic, will end the post with /sarcasm next time.

Oh and good luck with your increasingly weakened immune system from all the germ avoidance.

lol yeah okay, hold on let me go rub on some dirtiness so I can stay healthy.

Jarmusch · 08-06-2011, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

lol yeah okay, hold on let me go rub on some dirtiness so I can stay healthy.

There's no need to go to extremes. Just try to gradually be less paranoid about germs.

For example, today don't thoroughly scrub your hands after using your keyboard and mouse.

Small steps like that.

adultzone · 08-06-2011, 07:57 AM

How to wash? Turn on the faucet then put your hands over there thats simple!

SmokeyTheBear · 08-06-2011, 08:21 AM

i saw a study saying womens hands are much dirtier

SmokeyTheBear · 08-06-2011, 08:22 AM

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...ore-germs.html

Ladies, your hands are a zoo. Sampling the bacterial DNA on human skin has revealed that while women's hands get washed more often than men's, they teem with a more diverse selection of germs.

What's more, the average person's hands probably carry at least 3000 different bacteria belonging to more than 100 species. This startling cornucopia may make it possible to tell which objects have been touched by someone, just by looking at the bacteria left behind.

Noah Fierer and colleagues at the University of Colorado at Boulder in the US swabbed the palms of 51 undergraduates coming out of an exam. They then used the PCR technique to amplify the bacterial DNA present, and sequenced the genetic material using a high-throughput method called pyrosequencing.

Previous surveys of skin bacteria involve growing the result of such swabs in culture, but many species were missed as not all the bacteria sampled grew. The new method caught 332,000 genetically distinct bacteria belonging to 4742 different species - a hundredfold increase on previous studies. Each student carried on average 3200 bacteria from 150 species on their hands.

BittieBucks Eric · 08-06-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

I bet are probably more germs on a steering wheel than an average showered once a day pecker that hasn't been in any stinky holes.

When I go like, to the store, I come home and put away my groceries, then wash my hands. YES the world is filthy and germ filled. HANDS, that's how germs are spread.

Your pecker probably has less germs than some pack of twinkies a bunch of fat people fondled at walmart. srsly.

This one's especially for you:

Pay attention to 1:40 and on.

CurrentlySober · 08-06-2011, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

I always wash my hands after a pee or a poo

You do that as well?
Cool !

I dont mean wash your hands... I just mean 'Pee or Poo'...

CurrentlySober · 08-06-2011, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BittieBucks Eric

This one's especially for you:

Pay attention to 1:40 and on.

2:10 'Liquid Shit'

I like liquid shit

BittieBucks Eric · 08-06-2011, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

2:10 'Liquid Shit'

I like liquid shit

Yeah, that's getting pretty old now

Double trouble · 08-06-2011, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

You do that as well?
Cool !

I dont mean wash your hands... I just mean 'Pee or Poo'...

cooldude7 · 08-06-2011, 10:44 AM

veery creative, fleshlight inbuilt would be awesome.

Peace · 08-06-2011, 11:49 AM

where is that stand?

CurrentlySober · 08-06-2011, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BittieBucks Eric

Yeah, that's getting pretty old now

So is G.C.

He died on June 22, 2008...

Anyhoo... YOU posted it... NOT ME lol

scarlettcontent · 08-06-2011, 12:36 PM

where are the holes?

BittieBucks Eric · 08-06-2011, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

So is G.C.

He died on June 22, 2008...

Anyhoo... YOU posted it... NOT ME lol

Old, but very relevant.

MPGdevil · 08-06-2011, 02:43 PM

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