How to get a man to wash his hands?
 

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I always wash my hands after a pee or a poo

They should come with automatic ball washers.

Ha, nice. I do believe that would work on me.

However, there are guys out there that even that won't work on. Because some guys are just that fucking stupid that they think they don't need to wash after handling their pecker, touching doorknobs, shaking people's hands, driving, flushing, handling money, etc. Idiots will be idiots.

I like those sinks

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Now that's funny as shit!



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Do you wash your hands after doing every single thing on that list?

I do. :1orglaugh

handle the pecker, WASH YOUR HANDs. hahaha

Well, naturally, but the other things border on germophobia.

Wash hands after driving, really?

i'd love to "wash my hands" there... :)
maybe they should add a fleshlight to the other end of it :)

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BTW I wash my hands pretty often, and I'm a male :pimp

Indded, fleshlights on a public restroom would be a good idea.

I bet are probably more germs on a steering wheel than an average showered once a day pecker that hasn't been in any stinky holes.

When I go like, to the store, I come home and put away my groceries, then wash my hands. YES the world is filthy and germ filled. HANDS, that's how germs are spread.

Your pecker probably has less germs than some pack of twinkies a bunch of fat people fondled at walmart. srsly. :1orglaugh

Like you really want to walk into some public restroom to pee, and see some dude just fucking the hell out of a sink. Come on now. :1orglaugh

Would you just go to town on one? just like that? Maybe they can play some porno music in there, get you guys excited huh. :1orglaugh

I generally wash my hands before putting groceries away.

I was being sarcastic, will end the post with /sarcasm next time.

Oh and good luck with your increasingly weakened immune system from all the germ avoidance. :pimp

Lol, but i would not use it, too much cocks on that

lol yeah okay, hold on let me go rub on some dirtiness so I can stay healthy. :1orglaugh

There's no need to go to extremes. Just try to gradually be less paranoid about germs.

For example, today don't thoroughly scrub your hands after using your keyboard and mouse.

Small steps like that.

How to wash? Turn on the faucet then put your hands over there thats simple!

i saw a study saying womens hands are much dirtier

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...ore-germs.html

Ladies, your hands are a zoo. Sampling the bacterial DNA on human skin has revealed that while women's hands get washed more often than men's, they teem with a more diverse selection of germs.

What's more, the average person's hands probably carry at least 3000 different bacteria belonging to more than 100 species. This startling cornucopia may make it possible to tell which objects have been touched by someone, just by looking at the bacteria left behind.

Noah Fierer and colleagues at the University of Colorado at Boulder in the US swabbed the palms of 51 undergraduates coming out of an exam. They then used the PCR technique to amplify the bacterial DNA present, and sequenced the genetic material using a high-throughput method called pyrosequencing.

Previous surveys of skin bacteria involve growing the result of such swabs in culture, but many species were missed as not all the bacteria sampled grew. The new method caught 332,000 genetically distinct bacteria belonging to 4742 different species - a hundredfold increase on previous studies. Each student carried on average 3200 bacteria from 150 species on their hands.

This one's especially for you:



Pay attention to 1:40 and on.

You do that as well?
Cool !

I dont mean wash your hands... I just mean 'Pee or Poo'... :) :thumbsup

2:10 'Liquid Shit' :thumbsup

I like liquid shit :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Yeah, that's getting pretty old now :1orglaugh

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veery creative, fleshlight inbuilt would be awesome.

where is that stand?

So is G.C.

He died on June 22, 2008...

Anyhoo... YOU posted it... NOT ME lol

where are the holes?

Old, but very relevant.

Nice, they even come in different sizes (heights)