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rogueteens 08-05-2011 03:13 PM

I'll bet you are on a hidden cam, there are quite a few vids like that on Daily Motion and the like, rather like the pizza dare videos.

The Duck 08-05-2011 03:29 PM

hahaha What can I say...

KickAssJesse 08-05-2011 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 18333171)

i concur

CDSmith 08-05-2011 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 18333958)
She can do whatever she wants. The reason I was shocked it twofold. First, she seems like a very conservative, uptight kind of person. She is one of those people that when you see them or talk to them you never imagine that they could have had or do have a sex life. Second, the neighbor that lives on the other side of me is a gay guy. When he moved in she wrote the local paper warning that if the city allows this that the gay could "take over" the city. She had always been nice to me, but then I started (and still am) dating an Asian girl and she sometimes looks at us like she doesn't approve because it is interracial. So the last thing I expected was a big black dildo.

Funny how most people of that disposition have some hypocrisy in their private lives somewhere.

Know any big black guys? Send 'em over to her and see if she invites them in to 'move her couch'. :D

Jakez 08-05-2011 06:42 PM

To save myself from vomiting I had to keep glancing at your sig.

grumpy 08-06-2011 01:06 AM

a big black dildo doenst mean she likes big black cocks, it means she likes big black dildos. Get your facts straight

kane 08-06-2011 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18335161)
To save myself from vomiting I had to keep glancing at your sig.

LOL My sig can save lives.

amariah23 08-06-2011 02:13 AM

Hahahhaha funny story.

JFK 08-06-2011 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18333935)
Sounds like she wanted you to see it.

YUp, pretty big hint:1orglaugh

Darkhorse 08-06-2011 03:24 AM

lol maybe she wanted both of you to see it, wink wink lol...

JFK 08-06-2011 03:27 AM

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John-ACWM 08-06-2011 03:36 AM

:) nothing wrong with that.

Peace 08-06-2011 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 18333045)
I had lunch with my brother this afternoon. We get back and are out front of my house standing by his truck talking. My neighbor comes out and asks if we could do her a favor. She asks of we could move a couch from her living room to her back bedroom. She is getting a new one delivered tomorrow and is making room for it. No problem. We go in and the couch is not heavy, just a little awkward, but we are only moving it about 20 feet. As we pass her bedroom on our way down the hall her door is half open and I glance in. Her bed is unmade and I notice that she has what is probably a 12-14 inch long black dildo laying on her bed next to her pillow. I nearly dropped my end of the couch.

My neighbor is probably in her late 50's or even early 60's. She is about 5 foot 2 and maybe 100 pounds. Who would have guessed that she liked giant black cock. Now every time I see her I am going to wonder if she broke out the blackzilla dick the night before.

Come on. Girls are horny creatures. you should have learned already

nico-t 08-06-2011 12:40 PM

i think she wanted you to put it up your ass

kane 08-06-2011 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Peace (Post 18336307)
Come on. Girls are horny creatures. you should have learned already

LOL I am well aware of that. My neighbor just comes off like one of those women who has a hate for anything sexual. But, then again, those types are often the freakiest. My girlfriend is looks like a cute, conservative girl next door, but behind closed doors she a wild one.


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