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Voodoo · 01-29-2003, 01:09 AM

Does anyone have good resource links for registering patents in the U.S.?

twistyneck · 01-29-2003, 01:15 AM

No but I own the patent covering asking questions about getting a patent. I'll let you slide this time but from now on it will be 2% of your gross and full access to your books.

Lethal · 01-29-2003, 01:19 AM

I just recently acquired the patent for the thumbnail gallery posts. You can all expect to hear from my lawyers very soon although I am willing to accept pre-litigation settlements if you'd all like to get this squared away quickly and easily.

FATPad · 01-29-2003, 01:22 AM

I'm patenting patents.

The next clown who gets an original idea and wants to protect it will owe me 10% of everything he ever made back to the time he was selling lemonade on the street corner for 5 cents a cup.

twistyneck · 01-29-2003, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I just recently acquired the patent for the thumbnail gallery posts. You can all expect to hear from my lawyers very soon although I am willing to accept pre-litigation settlements if you'd all like to get this squared away quickly and easily.

Cool. I also own the patent for getting patents in order to get pre-litigation settlements and/or license fees. My people will be in touch.

Interlude · 01-29-2003, 01:35 AM

Get a lawyer. http://www.martindale.com/

Lethal · 01-29-2003, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by twistyneck

Cool. I also own the patent for getting patents in order to get pre-litigation settlements and/or license fees. My people will be in touch.

Fuck you, I'm not giving you a red cent motherfucker!

Mr.Fiction · 01-29-2003, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal

Fuck you, I'm not giving you a red cent motherfucker!

"Red Cent Motherfucker" is a trademark. Pay up.

twistyneck · 01-29-2003, 01:43 AM

Geez Lethal, this thread is going to cost you a fortune. I'm looking into a libel suit too by the way but we'll clean up the licensing issues first.

Lethal · 01-29-2003, 01:45 AM

I'll see you in court then bitch. Fucking commies.

stocktrader23 · 01-29-2003, 01:46 AM

I patented the idea of flaming others on message boards. All you motherfuckers owe me money.

Also the use of signatures in message boards. I need a license fee from the board operater and a sub license from each user.

Finally,

The thought process involved in coming up with an idea to patent is mine. So any of you even thinking of patenting something need to pay up now. This is the case regardless of if you follow through.

Voodoo · 01-29-2003, 01:47 AM

I own the patent on human beings and their actions.

I charge:
$1000.00 per blink
$3000.00 per breath
$1,000,000.00 per sexual act

There's much more, but these are the top sellers.

Start paying up!

bawdy · 01-29-2003, 03:40 AM

not sure in the states but in australia you need to get a patent lawyer not just a plain vanilla lawyer (been there done that...)

bhutocracy · 01-29-2003, 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by bawdy
not sure in the states but in australia you need to get a patent lawyer not just a plain vanilla lawyer (been there done that...)

and it's very, very expensive to get international patents... lots of specialist lawyer hours.. badstards..

http://www.uspto.gov/

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01-29-2003, 01:22 AM	#4
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	I'm patenting patents. The next clown who gets an original idea and wants to protect it will owe me 10% of everything he ever made back to the time he was selling lemonade on the street corner for 5 cents a cup. __________________ <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

01-29-2003, 01:46 AM	#11
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	I patented the idea of flaming others on message boards. All you motherfuckers owe me money. Also the use of signatures in message boards. I need a license fee from the board operater and a sub license from each user. Finally, The thought process involved in coming up with an idea to patent is mine. So any of you even thinking of patenting something need to pay up now. This is the case regardless of if you follow through. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

01-29-2003, 01:47 AM	#12
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	I own the patent on human beings and their actions. I charge: $1000.00 per blink $3000.00 per breath $1,000,000.00 per sexual act There's much more, but these are the top sellers. Start paying up! __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

01-29-2003, 01:15 AM	#2
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	No but I own the patent covering asking questions about getting a patent. I'll let you slide this time but from now on it will be 2% of your gross and full access to your books.

01-29-2003, 01:19 AM	#3
Lethal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 494	I just recently acquired the patent for the thumbnail gallery posts. You can all expect to hear from my lawyers very soon although I am willing to accept pre-litigation settlements if you'd all like to get this squared away quickly and easily.

01-29-2003, 01:35 AM	#6
Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Get a lawyer. http://www.martindale.com/

01-29-2003, 01:43 AM	#9
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Geez Lethal, this thread is going to cost you a fortune. I'm looking into a libel suit too by the way but we'll clean up the licensing issues first.

01-29-2003, 01:45 AM	#10
Lethal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 494	I'll see you in court then bitch. Fucking commies.

01-29-2003, 03:40 AM	#13
bawdy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,424	not sure in the states but in australia you need to get a patent lawyer not just a plain vanilla lawyer (been there done that...)