Patent Registration
 

Does anyone have good resource links for registering patents in the U.S.?

No but I own the patent covering asking questions about getting a patent. I'll let you slide this time but from now on it will be 2% of your gross and full access to your books.

I just recently acquired the patent for the thumbnail gallery posts. You can all expect to hear from my lawyers very soon although I am willing to accept pre-litigation settlements if you'd all like to get this squared away quickly and easily.

I'm patenting patents.

The next clown who gets an original idea and wants to protect it will owe me 10% of everything he ever made back to the time he was selling lemonade on the street corner for 5 cents a cup.

Cool. I also own the patent for getting patents in order to get pre-litigation settlements and/or license fees. My people will be in touch.

Get a lawyer. http://www.martindale.com/

Fuck you, I'm not giving you a red cent motherfucker!

"Red Cent Motherfucker" is a trademark. Pay up.

Geez Lethal, this thread is going to cost you a fortune. I'm looking into a libel suit too by the way but we'll clean up the licensing issues first.

I'll see you in court then bitch. Fucking commies.

I patented the idea of flaming others on message boards. All you motherfuckers owe me money.


Also the use of signatures in message boards. I need a license fee from the board operater and a sub license from each user.

Finally,

The thought process involved in coming up with an idea to patent is mine. So any of you even thinking of patenting something need to pay up now. This is the case regardless of if you follow through.

I own the patent on human beings and their actions.
:glugglug

I charge:
$1000.00 per blink
$3000.00 per breath
$1,000,000.00 per sexual act

There's much more, but these are the top sellers.

Start paying up!

not sure in the states but in australia you need to get a patent lawyer not just a plain vanilla lawyer (been there done that...)

and it's very, very expensive to get international patents... lots of specialist lawyer hours.. badstards..

http://www.uspto.gov/