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Getting a girl's cats to like me...
I was going over to this girls house tonight and she has 4 cats. She is super hot. So I ground up some cat treats and put the power in my socks and pockets.
Her cats were ALL OVER ME and she was said "wow they really like you, they don't like anybody" 'nuff said.
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Pretty smooth.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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how are you going to explain your feet smelling of fish?
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Reminds me of this trick some hot Hispanic chick told my buddy, passed down from her mother: before going out she instructed the daughter to finger herself then rub it in to the skin on her neck for the pheromones.
#protips
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Smart move
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it's all about pleasuring the pussy.
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working on my tan
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i stopped reading at *girl has 4 cats*
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Yeah I was worried a bit too, but she's super hot, educated, owns her own home, has a stripper pole in her living room.
'nuff said.
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so shes a stripper.
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Fitness instructor.
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nuff said.
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try the same with catnip
they will go crazier than, um, a woman with 4 cats! |
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Dude thats HER!
I like how you said nuff said.
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I need a beer
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Exploiting human weakness
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Sometimes the best way to get a cat to like you is the same as with an uber hot chick: Just be the only guy in the room to completely ignore them.
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she sounds like a kid no thanx
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Ya, a cat toy filled with catnip.
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you sure know how to give pleasure to her pussy!
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working on my tan
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Lick it's ass ........
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la gente está muy loca
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then congratulations. You are going to fuck her soon.
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so.... did you get some pussy?
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lol
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lol
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