Getting a girl's cats to like me...
 

I was going over to this girls house tonight and she has 4 cats. She is super hot. So I ground up some cat treats and put the power in my socks and pockets.

Her cats were ALL OVER ME and she was said "wow they really like you, they don't like anybody"

'nuff said.

Pretty smooth.

how are you going to explain your feet smelling of fish?

Reminds me of this trick some hot Hispanic chick told my buddy, passed down from her mother: before going out she instructed the daughter to finger herself then rub it in to the skin on her neck for the pheromones.

#protips

Smart move :pimp

it's all about pleasuring the pussy.

L'odeur du vagina ..... one of my favorite perfumes.

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i stopped reading at *girl has 4 cats*

Yeah I was worried a bit too, but she's super hot, educated, owns her own home, has a stripper pole in her living room.

'nuff said.

so shes a stripper.

Fitness instructor.

Was it this girl?

nuff said.

LOL sure she is, every chick I know has a stripper pole in their living room. :1orglaugh

try the same with catnip

they will go crazier than, um, a woman with 4 cats!

Dude thats HER!

I like how you said nuff said.

Holy,what a whack job:1orglaugh

Sometimes the best way to get a cat to like you is the same as with an uber hot chick: Just be the only guy in the room to completely ignore them.

she sounds like a kid no thanx

:1orglaugh

Replace "catnip" with "money" and you would be shocked at how little time you have to be belittling people on forums. The bitches are all over you. Try it sometime guy, it's amazing.

Ya, a cat toy filled with catnip.

what an actress !

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you sure know how to give pleasure to her pussy!

HAHA This lady is CATshit crazy! :warning

Oh, just kill the fuckin' cats, come on her back and sneak out the bathroom window!

Just kidding.

Lick it's ass ........


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then congratulations. You are going to fuck her soon.

so.... did you get some pussy?

Yeah but if the girl gets too much butt stink on her finger when she does that, she totally attracts the wrong type of guy. :1orglaugh

My sister in law down the street does. And she works in a sandwich shop. Totally not a stripper, has a kid, but does have medium sized fake tits.

Women can be pigs too, and once something like that goes more mainstream and they can do it, they will. Like interracial lovin. :1orglaugh

:) good luck!

Currently Sober. For example.