Sally Rand Launches Affiliate Program - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultKing · 07-20-2011, 09:26 AM

http://adultadsusa.com/affiliates/

DamianJ · 07-20-2011, 09:28 AM

links added

Agent 488 · 07-20-2011, 09:34 AM

old joke is old.

Markul · 07-20-2011, 09:40 AM

Affiliate programs are common throughout the Internet and offer website owners an additional way to profit from their websites.

AnimeFevers · 07-20-2011, 10:02 AM

CurrentlySober · 07-20-2011, 10:03 AM

I defecate on Sally Rand...

Markul · 07-20-2011, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I defecate on Sally Rand...

That's almost like.. an honor, I bet someone here would pay you to do that to them!

CurrentlySober · 07-20-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

That's almost like.. an honor, I bet someone here would pay you to do that to them!

Thats a bit like my X wife... On her K-Sex show, she would piss all over her guests - Literally PISS All over them - But only if they pissed her off...

But what was funny, was that she managed to somehow make it as if it was an honour... So the guests really thought they were cool, and chosen, as she urinated all over them...

When she DIDNT urinate on her guests, they would sometimes feel that they had not done a good job so to speak... It was only then, that she explained the real meaning of it... It was hilarious!

One clip of her pissing in the face of some old woman, who stated that she had been doing an internet webcam, longer than anyone (She was the first) But she apparently was using the internet to do a webcam, before the internet even existed ! Liar Liar pants on fire...

So she pissed all over her and made her wretch as it went in her mouth... Then she THANKED HER!!!

It was repeated as a loop over the Xmas period on all the Ksex feeds, while they were not broadcasting live !

epitome · 07-20-2011, 11:34 AM

Heh, the affiliate page is open but the main site is offline for maintenance.

SallyRand is full of win.

AdultKing · 07-20-2011, 07:37 PM

Yep, using nulled stolen copies of software tends to bring unreliable and unexpected results. Either that or someone has already gained entry to that system, it has several problems, not the least of which is the ability to read and write the entire database at will.

The version of GeoClassifieds up there is basically an entry way into that system, it's surprising Webair are happy having that up.

L-Pink · 07-20-2011, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Thats a bit like my X wife... On her K-Sex show, she would piss all over her guests - Literally PISS All over them - But only if they pissed her off...

But what was funny, was that she managed to somehow make it as if it was an honour... So the guests really thought they were cool, and chosen, as she urinated all over them...

When she DIDNT urinate on her guests, they would sometimes feel that they had not done a good job so to speak... It was only then, that she explained the real meaning of it... It was hilarious!

One clip of her pissing in the face of some old woman, who stated that she had been doing an internet webcam, longer than anyone (She was the first) But she apparently was using the internet to do a webcam, before the internet even existed ! Liar Liar pants on fire...

So she pissed all over her and made her wretch as it went in her mouth... Then she THANKED HER!!!

It was repeated as a loop over the Xmas period on all the Ksex feeds, while they were not broadcasting live !

link ?

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GonZo · 07-20-2011, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

One clip of her pissing in the face of some old woman, who stated that she had been doing an internet webcam, longer than anyone (She was the first) But she apparently was using the internet to do a webcam, before the internet even existed ! Liar Liar pants on fire...

I didnt know your Ex was Jenni from Jennicam.
I didnt know Jenni had a Ksex show for that matter.

Damn what would Poppy morgan do?

CurrentlySober · 07-20-2011, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

link ?

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No sorry - Its all offline these days...

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonZo

I didnt know your Ex was Jenni from Jennicam.
I didnt know Jenni had a Ksex show for that matter.

Damn what would Poppy morgan do?

Dont know Jenni - My Ex was Layla Jade - Married for 7 and a half years... Together for nearly 10...

True story though. No BS - Flexx (Flexaeon? On here) would probably remember the loop as he worked at Ksex at the time

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PornStarToys · 07-20-2011, 11:50 PM

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Markul · 07-21-2011, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Thats a bit like my X wife... On her K-Sex show, she would piss all over her guests - Literally PISS All over them - But only if they pissed her off...

But what was funny, was that she managed to somehow make it as if it was an honour... So the guests really thought they were cool, and chosen, as she urinated all over them...

When she DIDNT urinate on her guests, they would sometimes feel that they had not done a good job so to speak... It was only then, that she explained the real meaning of it... It was hilarious!

One clip of her pissing in the face of some old woman, who stated that she had been doing an internet webcam, longer than anyone (She was the first) But she apparently was using the internet to do a webcam, before the internet even existed ! Liar Liar pants on fire...

So she pissed all over her and made her wretch as it went in her mouth... Then she THANKED HER!!!

It was repeated as a loop over the Xmas period on all the Ksex feeds, while they were not broadcasting live !

And here I was thinking my Ex-wife was fucked up

charlie g · 07-21-2011, 12:56 AM

I am awaiting for my account approval!!!! And then the big bucks start to roll in.

.

CurrentlySober · 07-21-2011, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonZo

I didnt know your Ex was Jenni from Jennicam.
I didnt know Jenni had a Ksex show for that matter.

I just reread your post cause I didn't understand it at first, but now I think I do...

I wasn't saying that my wife was the first to do a webcam - I was saying that her GUEST was trying to tell her that SHE was the first, which was an obvious piece of bullshit, so Layla pissed all over her, and then she thanked Layla.

Hope that makes a bit more sense

AdultKing · 07-21-2011, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I just reread your post cause I didn't understand it at first, but now I think I do...

I wasn't saying that my wife was the first to do a webcam - I was saying that her GUEST was trying to tell her that SHE was the first, which was an obvious piece of bullshit, so Layla pissed all over her, and then she thanked Layla.

Hope that makes a bit more sense

Funny stuff, of course completely unrelated to the fact that Sally Rand is Marion Lynn a scammer, who likes younger men as he is a closet homosexual who is trying to run an affiliate program using nulled software full of security holes to promote a failed classifieds site running nulled classifieds software that is also full of security holes and promoting ebooks on how to pick up women using secrets gained in Las Vegas using spam email marketing backed up by autoresponder software which is also full of security holes.

GonZo · 07-21-2011, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I just reread your post cause I didn't understand it at first, but now I think I do...

I wasn't saying that my wife was the first to do a webcam - I was saying that her GUEST was trying to tell her that SHE was the first, which was an obvious piece of bullshit, so Layla pissed all over her, and then she thanked Layla.

Hope that makes a bit more sense

Haha was the guest Jenni from Jennicam?

Im pretty sure Jenni started about 97 on webcams.

CurrentlySober · 07-21-2011, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonZo

Haha was the guest Jenni from Jennicam?

Im pretty sure Jenni started about 97 on webcams.

No it certainly wasn't her... I cant remember exactly what her name was, but she was pretty much a nobody, that was already over the hill for a porn performer (I wont say star)...

She wanted to come on and raise her profile a bit, which was reasonable, but things didn't quite go as planned...

Layla was expecting her to say that she had done a few movies, and give her modest little website (Built by her hubby in frontpage) a bit of a plug, and say she was available for work and stuff. Perfectly reasonable, & had she done that, it would have all been fine... But she didn't.

Once she was on air, (And she KNEW it was going out live) she started making out that she was this HUGE STAR, with a PHENOMENALLY SUCCESSFUL Website, and also one of the biggest webcam girls in the world...

Well, Layla didn't really want to call bullshit on air, cause she just wanted to do the show and keep it as professional as possible, but then the claims got more and more outrageous... Layla was biting her tongue, but then this woman announced that she was the VERY FIRST PERSON EVER to do webcam on the internet...

And no matter how much Layla tried to get back on topic, she wouldnt let it go, and so Lay asked her when she did her first webcam. She replied that she had been doing online webcam - AND TAKING PAYMENTS VIA CREDIT CARD - Since....

1978!

That was of course, the straw that broke the camels back, so Layla stood up, pulled her panties to the side, and let go with a full on piss, all over her face...

GonZo · 07-21-2011, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

No it certainly wasn't her... I cant remember exactly what her name was, but she was pretty much a nobody, that was already over the hill for a porn performer (I wont say star)...

She wanted to come on and raise her profile a bit, which was reasonable, but things didn't quite go as planned...

Layla was expecting her to say that she had done a few movies, and give her modest little website (Built by her hubby in frontpage) a bit of a plug, and say she was available for work and stuff. Perfectly reasonable, & had she done that, it would have all been fine... But she didn't.

Once she was on air, (And she KNEW it was going out live) she started making out that she was this HUGE STAR, with a PHENOMENALLY SUCCESSFUL Website, and also one of the biggest webcam girls in the world...

Well, Layla didn't really want to call bullshit on air, cause she just wanted to do the show and keep it as professional as possible, but then the claims got more and more outrageous... Layla was biting her tongue, but then this woman announced that she was the VERY FIRST PERSON EVER to do webcam on the internet...

And no matter how much Layla tried to get back on topic, she wouldnt let it go, and so Lay asked her when she did her first webcam. She replied that she had been doing online webcam - AND TAKING PAYMENTS VIA CREDIT CARD - Since....

1978!

That was of course, the straw that broke the camels back, so Layla stood up, pulled her panties to the side, and let go with a full on piss, all over her face...

Wow why did she bother with porn then?
She could have beat Dennis Hayes to the modem game by several years.

CurrentlySober · 07-21-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GonZo

Wow why did she bother with porn then?
She could have beat Dennis Hayes to the modem game by several years.

Exactly

CurrentlySober · 07-21-2011, 12:18 PM

But that aside, to get back ON TOPIC... Did you know...

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

Funny stuff, of course completely unrelated to the fact that Sally Rand is Marion Lynn a scammer, who likes younger men as he is a closet homosexual who is trying to run an affiliate program using nulled software full of security holes to promote a failed classifieds site running nulled classifieds software that is also full of security holes and promoting ebooks on how to pick up women using secrets gained in Las Vegas using spam email marketing backed up by autoresponder software which is also full of security holes.

???

AdultKing · 07-22-2011, 05:12 AM

Good post Gonzo, I saw that in the other place too.

Always good to remind people that Marion Lynn is a scammer, not to mention the other things he is which can't really be posted here.

AdultKing · 07-22-2011, 06:13 AM

More Sally Rand fail

www.amazonforfree.info
www.acaiberryfreetrialreview.info

charlie g · 07-22-2011, 06:22 AM

It appears to me the mr. sally may have ADD and can not focus on one project for very long. Seems to be many projects in various stages of completion.

AdultKing · 07-22-2011, 06:24 AM

He doesn't finish anything. Not even his gay teen twink sites, which he seems to love to much.

http://boobytubes.com
http://allgaysexmovies.com/ <-- the source html is funny, so broken. I am surprised he managed to get this domain, so I think it's a partnership of some kind. both these reside on the same hosting account.

AdultKing · 07-25-2011, 02:30 AM

adultadsusa.com seems like it's up and down like a yoyo. not sure anyone would want to promote such fail.

PornStarToys · 07-25-2011, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

adultadsusa.com seems like it's up and down like a yoyo. not sure anyone would want to promote such fail.

Because it's so unique. Surely anyone looking to buy a $750m jet would purchase it off the Aircraft section on adultadsusa.com. I've listed mine and except lots of activity.

You can also select your region, should you not want anything to do with the USA focus of the marketing.

epitome · 07-25-2011, 07:46 AM

Marion always buys the worst domains.

What's up with that?

AdultKing · 07-25-2011, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Marion always buys the worst domains.

What's up with that?

No, they're the best domains because doing keyword research is being a slave to google and doing the google dance which isn't the way according to Marion.

Of course we all know Marion is smarter than the whole internet community because he seems to be the only one who thinks a long tail keyword domain is a crap domain full of random words lol.

Keyword density is irrelevant apparently.

07-20-2011, 09:26 AM	#1
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07-20-2011, 07:37 PM	#10
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	Yep, using nulled stolen copies of software tends to bring unreliable and unexpected results. Either that or someone has already gained entry to that system, it has several problems, not the least of which is the ability to read and write the entire database at will. The version of GeoClassifieds up there is basically an entry way into that system, it's surprising Webair are happy having that up. Last edited by AdultKing; 07-20-2011 at 07:38 PM..

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07-20-2011, 11:34 AM	#9
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07-22-2011, 05:12 AM	#24
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	Good post Gonzo, I saw that in the other place too. Always good to remind people that Marion Lynn is a scammer, not to mention the other things he is which can't really be posted here.

07-22-2011, 06:13 AM	#25
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07-22-2011, 06:22 AM	#26
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07-22-2011, 06:24 AM	#27
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07-25-2011, 02:30 AM	#28
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07-25-2011, 07:46 AM	#30
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	Marion always buys the worst domains. What's up with that?