How to help my woman not be so uptight about having a housebitch? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 07-14-2011, 04:24 PM

I've been with several bi broads, and I am fairly certain that she is... anyway, it needs to come out so that she won't be so uptight about having a housebitch

Either way that or just help her to get past being so uptight about it
I don't even care if she has a pool boy

Would be less work anyway, then, I can hardly keep up with this woman - she is an animal - and I have done a lot of drinking/smoking in my life. I am old and tired. I've been laying some pretty good pipe lately, but god damn

I wasn't use to fucking at all so I had a breakin time before I started lasting a long time and everything.. but now that I am, I end up almost having a heart episode when it is over every time

Juicy D. Links · 07-14-2011, 04:27 PM

slip her some roofies

MrMaxwell · 07-14-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

slip her some roofies

Pure genius - why didn't I think of that one
Pure fucking genius

CDSmith · 07-14-2011, 04:35 PM

Now you know why Juicy commands the high-end consulting fees he does.

MrMaxwell · 07-14-2011, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Now you know why Juicy commands the high-end consulting fees he does.

Christ let me hire the guy to be my life coach before he's all booked up

Juicy D. Links · 07-14-2011, 04:55 PM

if u cant get roofies then slip her 2 Benadryls that will shut her up for awhile

epitome · 07-14-2011, 05:21 PM

You bitch about her a lot. Maybe you should trade her in.

SallyRand · 07-14-2011, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I've been with several bi broads, and I am fairly certain that she is... anyway, it needs to come out so that she won't be so uptight about having a housebitch

Either way that or just help her to get past being so uptight about it
I don't even care if she has a pool boy

Would be less work anyway, then, I can hardly keep up with this woman - she is an animal - and I have done a lot of drinking/smoking in my life. I am old and tired. I've been laying some pretty good pipe lately, but god damn

I wasn't use to fucking at all so I had a breakin time before I started lasting a long time and everything.. but now that I am, I end up almost having a heart episode when it is over every time

We are all happy for you.

CDSmith · 07-14-2011, 09:13 PM

Btw, why don't all men who own homes get issued a housebitch? Would that not be cool? Like a government program. Would certainly incentivise growth, economic and... otherwise.

Anyone know how to submit a bill?

96ukssob · 07-14-2011, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

slip her some roofies

that is usually the best answer regardless of the question

AmeliaG · 07-14-2011, 11:15 PM

Get on a fitness program, so you can keep up.

martinsc · 07-14-2011, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

that is usually the best answer regardless of the question

07-14-2011, 04:24 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	How to help my woman not be so uptight about having a housebitch? I've been with several bi broads, and I am fairly certain that she is... anyway, it needs to come out so that she won't be so uptight about having a housebitch Either way that or just help her to get past being so uptight about it I don't even care if she has a pool boy Would be less work anyway, then, I can hardly keep up with this woman - she is an animal - and I have done a lot of drinking/smoking in my life. I am old and tired. I've been laying some pretty good pipe lately, but god damn I wasn't use to fucking at all so I had a breakin time before I started lasting a long time and everything.. but now that I am, I end up almost having a heart episode when it is over every time

07-14-2011, 04:35 PM	#4
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Now you know why Juicy commands the high-end consulting fees he does. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-14-2011, 09:13 PM	#9
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Btw, why don't all men who own homes get issued a housebitch? Would that not be cool? Like a government program. Would certainly incentivise growth, economic and... otherwise. Anyone know how to submit a bill? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-14-2011, 11:15 PM	#11
AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,533	Get on a fitness program, so you can keep up. __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

07-14-2011, 04:27 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	slip her some roofies

07-14-2011, 04:55 PM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	if u cant get roofies then slip her 2 Benadryls that will shut her up for awhile

07-14-2011, 05:21 PM	#7
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	You bitch about her a lot. Maybe you should trade her in.