How to help my woman not be so uptight about having a housebitch?

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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    How to help my woman not be so uptight about having a housebitch?

    I've been with several bi broads, and I am fairly certain that she is... anyway, it needs to come out so that she won't be so uptight about having a housebitch

    Either way that or just help her to get past being so uptight about it
    I don't even care if she has a pool boy

    Would be less work anyway, then, I can hardly keep up with this woman - she is an animal - and I have done a lot of drinking/smoking in my life. I am old and tired. I've been laying some pretty good pipe lately, but god damn

    I wasn't use to fucking at all so I had a breakin time before I started lasting a long time and everything.. but now that I am, I end up almost having a heart episode when it is over every time
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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      slip her some roofies

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        • MrMaxwell
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 10057
          #3
          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
          slip her some roofies
          Pure genius - why didn't I think of that one
          Pure fucking genius

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            • CDSmith
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2001
              • 51460
              #4
              Now you know why Juicy commands the high-end consulting fees he does.
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                • MrMaxwell
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 10057
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  Now you know why Juicy commands the high-end consulting fees he does.
                  Christ let me hire the guy to be my life coach before he's all booked up

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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992
                      #6
                      if u cant get roofies then slip her 2 Benadryls that will shut her up for awhile

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                        • epitome
                          So Fucking Lame
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 12156
                          #7
                          You bitch about her a lot. Maybe you should trade her in.

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                            • SallyRand
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 3487
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                              I've been with several bi broads, and I am fairly certain that she is... anyway, it needs to come out so that she won't be so uptight about having a housebitch

                              Either way that or just help her to get past being so uptight about it
                              I don't even care if she has a pool boy

                              Would be less work anyway, then, I can hardly keep up with this woman - she is an animal - and I have done a lot of drinking/smoking in my life. I am old and tired. I've been laying some pretty good pipe lately, but god damn

                              I wasn't use to fucking at all so I had a breakin time before I started lasting a long time and everything.. but now that I am, I end up almost having a heart episode when it is over every time
                              We are all happy for you.

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                                • CDSmith
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460
                                  #9
                                  Btw, why don't all men who own homes get issued a housebitch? Would that not be cool? Like a government program. Would certainly incentivise growth, economic and... otherwise.

                                  Anyone know how to submit a bill?
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                                    • 96ukssob
                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 12991
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                      slip her some roofies
                                      that is usually the best answer regardless of the question
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                                        • AmeliaG
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                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 10663
                                          #11
                                          Get on a fitness program, so you can keep up.
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                                            • martinsc
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                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 27047
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by bossku69
                                              that is usually the best answer regardless of the question
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