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harvey · 07-06-2011, 03:30 PM

Seeing you want to communicate every single thought, complain, hope and event in your life, I think it would be great to have a thread for you to vent. Maybe even your own GFY forum?

Anyway, go on, let it all go!

PS: Now that I think about it, we really need a GFY Psychotherapy Forum!

porno jew · 07-06-2011, 03:34 PM

i met a woman with down's syndrome while shoplifting a tube of hamburger at wal-mart. i lured her home and gave her a good spanking while she read an archie comic.

B.Barnato · 07-06-2011, 03:34 PM

Maybe set him up with his own blog a la Creed from The Office

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Juicy D. Links · 07-06-2011, 03:41 PM

alias · 07-06-2011, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

i met a woman with down's syndrome while shoplifting a tube of hamburger at wal-mart. i lured her home and gave her a good spanking while she read an archie comic.

When her thyroid acted up I sent her down to Fuddruckers to try and trade a couple of handjobs for a burger platter. She came home with a half empty twelve pack of natural light instead and she knows this group home will kick me out if I don't stay sober, what do gfy?

wehateporn · 07-06-2011, 03:43 PM

I have a feeling that MrMaxwell has been procrastinating

MrMaxwell · 07-06-2011, 05:09 PM

GFY is the perfect place to rant about things!! I don't like talking about anything personal with people I know personally. So I rant at people who could care less who I am and everything. Works great.

I don't need my own section - I am only entertaining over the internet when I'm drunk. Drinking isn't something I do much, at all, if ever, any more.

MrMaxwell · 07-06-2011, 05:11 PM

If you want to talk Idiocracy, that was the best movie in the world, but the only character anywhere near being close to my personality would have been the President... The Office, another best program in the world, I would have to be Dwight. Minus the star trek and beets.

harvey · 07-06-2011, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

If you want to talk Idiocracy, that was the best movie in the world, but the only character anywhere near being close to my personality would have been the President... The Office, another best program in the world, I would have to be Dwight. Minus the star trek and beets.

Loki · 07-06-2011, 05:50 PM

I was here

-Loki-

epitome · 07-06-2011, 09:15 PM

I always envisioned MrMaxwell as a nerdy white kid who still knew how to hustle (selling washing machines) in his 20s who likes older women.

Then I saw in a thread that he may be black. So then I started picturing him as a 60 y/o black man with younger women who probably says words like jive.

Now I'm just confused. Please set me straight MrMaxwell.

Jakez · 07-06-2011, 09:35 PM

Max, what is your email man? Got some sound advice for you. (no fucking around)

MrMaxwell · 07-07-2011, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

I always envisioned MrMaxwell as a nerdy white kid who still knew how to hustle (selling washing machines) in his 20s who likes older women.

Then I saw in a thread that he may be black. So then I started picturing him as a 60 y/o black man with younger women who probably says words like jive.

Now I'm just confused. Please set me straight MrMaxwell.

Always liked older women. When I was barely 15 my woman was 26

Eventually I want to take a wife who is an older woman and have house girls who are young. That will be the perfect setup for me. I

I don't know who you think is nerdy and spoiled and white but yeah people on the street I know use to think of me as the "crazy little white kid" - but no one motherfucked with me, either, because I always take steps to protect myself whether it be I'm willing to do favors for dangerous people or I have a gun on me or I'll drive my car over your face or I'll destroy things you own - whatever it is, I learned young you die before letting someone fuck with you and fuck 'em all

Sometimes I sound like a normal white guy, sometimes I sound like an old black man, sometimes I sound like I'm from the south, sometimes I sound like I'm from the east coast.... I've been exposed to all kinds of different people and I can't help that my speak isn't derived from one sole source, can I?

I've done it all, washers/dryers was only one thing I did for awhile. You can laugh all you want, but it was profitable. So many people would trade a newer set with very minor problems for an older working set... it was ridiculous.. so we would get $250 to $500 from them PLUS a set we could sell for the same amount PLUS we got another set from the next person... it was a good hustle and we saved people money at the same time. We always beat the piss out of used appliance shop pricing. We had our sets sold before we even had them. I had 200 calls one day just from craigslist alone. If he hadn't started doing thrill seeker shit and putting too much money in his n*se it would have worked out

I could not keep doing the washer dryer thing because that was his, you see, and I knew he would probably murder me. He was a VERY loyal person to me and to our employees but had I tried to muscle him out he would have done me good... And I would have understood why and been fine with whatever happened. But we ended our partnership on good terms and I hope he's doing well and not locked up

Harmon · 07-07-2011, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Always liked older women. When I was barely 15 my woman was 26

Eventually I want to take a wife who is an older woman and have house girls who are young. That will be the perfect setup for me. I

I don't know who you think is nerdy and spoiled and white but yeah people on the street I know use to think of me as the "crazy little white kid" - but no one motherfucked with me, either, because I always take steps to protect myself whether it be I'm willing to do favors for dangerous people or I have a gun on me or I'll drive my car over your face or I'll destroy things you own - whatever it is, I learned young you die before letting someone fuck with you and fuck 'em all

Sometimes I sound like a normal white guy, sometimes I sound like an old black man, sometimes I sound like I'm from the south, sometimes I sound like I'm from the east coast.... I've been exposed to all kinds of different people and I can't help that my speak isn't derived from one sole source, can I?

I've done it all, washers/dryers was only one thing I did for awhile. You can laugh all you want, but it was profitable. So many people would trade a newer set with very minor problems for an older working set... it was ridiculous.. so we would get $250 to $500 from them PLUS a set we could sell for the same amount PLUS we got another set from the next person... it was a good hustle and we saved people money at the same time. We always beat the piss out of used appliance shop pricing. We had our sets sold before we even had them. I had 200 calls one day just from craigslist alone. If he hadn't started doing thrill seeker shit and putting too much money in his n*se it would have worked out

I could not keep doing the washer dryer thing because that was his, you see, and I knew he would probably murder me. He was a VERY loyal person to me and to our employees but had I tried to muscle him out he would have done me good... And I would have understood why and been fine with whatever happened. But we ended our partnership on good terms and I hope he's doing well and not locked up

MrMaxwell · 07-07-2011, 10:17 AM

Everybody always got to be greedy and shit, why the fuck, when ten to twenty g's a month is coming in?? That is a lot of money to have in Wichita. No but the guy had to be this big thrill seeker, had to have more at any cost even if it destroyed it ALL, right? So many motherfuckers is like that, it's ridiculous, I can't even believe that shit!! Shit.

MrMaxwell · 07-07-2011, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

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Thanks for your help

CaptainHowdy · 07-07-2011, 10:22 AM

I'm not listening btw ...

harvey · 07-07-2011, 12:14 PM

epitome · 07-07-2011, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Always liked older women. When I was barely 15 my woman was 26

Eventually I want to take a wife who is an older woman and have house girls who are young. That will be the perfect setup for me. I

I don't know who you think is nerdy and spoiled and white but yeah people on the street I know use to think of me as the "crazy little white kid" - but no one motherfucked with me, either, because I always take steps to protect myself whether it be I'm willing to do favors for dangerous people or I have a gun on me or I'll drive my car over your face or I'll destroy things you own - whatever it is, I learned young you die before letting someone fuck with you and fuck 'em all

Sometimes I sound like a normal white guy, sometimes I sound like an old black man, sometimes I sound like I'm from the south, sometimes I sound like I'm from the east coast.... I've been exposed to all kinds of different people and I can't help that my speak isn't derived from one sole source, can I?

I've done it all, washers/dryers was only one thing I did for awhile. You can laugh all you want, but it was profitable. So many people would trade a newer set with very minor problems for an older working set... it was ridiculous.. so we would get $250 to $500 from them PLUS a set we could sell for the same amount PLUS we got another set from the next person... it was a good hustle and we saved people money at the same time. We always beat the piss out of used appliance shop pricing. We had our sets sold before we even had them. I had 200 calls one day just from craigslist alone. If he hadn't started doing thrill seeker shit and putting too much money in his n*se it would have worked out

I could not keep doing the washer dryer thing because that was his, you see, and I knew he would probably murder me. He was a VERY loyal person to me and to our employees but had I tried to muscle him out he would have done me good... And I would have understood why and been fine with whatever happened. But we ended our partnership on good terms and I hope he's doing well and not locked up

It wasn't meant as an insult. Just little snippets over time that led to a lot of confusion.

So you're white ... and young/youngish? But not a nerd.

Did I get that right? So was I kind of right the first time, minus nerd?

MrMaxwell · 07-07-2011, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

It wasn't meant as an insult. Just little snippets over time that led to a lot of confusion.

So you're white ... and young/youngish? But not a nerd.

Did I get that right? So was I kind of right the first time, minus nerd?

Yes, I am very young... I just have always lived like an old man
Also I have always been white on my skin

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	GFY is the perfect place to rant about things!! I don't like talking about anything personal with people I know personally. So I rant at people who could care less who I am and everything. Works great. I don't need my own section - I am only entertaining over the internet when I'm drunk. Drinking isn't something I do much, at all, if ever, any more.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	If you want to talk Idiocracy, that was the best movie in the world, but the only character anywhere near being close to my personality would have been the President... The Office, another best program in the world, I would have to be Dwight. Minus the star trek and beets.

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	I always envisioned MrMaxwell as a nerdy white kid who still knew how to hustle (selling washing machines) in his 20s who likes older women. Then I saw in a thread that he may be black. So then I started picturing him as a 60 y/o black man with younger women who probably says words like jive. Now I'm just confused. Please set me straight MrMaxwell.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Everybody always got to be greedy and shit, why the fuck, when ten to twenty g's a month is coming in?? That is a lot of money to have in Wichita. No but the guy had to be this big thrill seeker, had to have more at any cost even if it destroyed it ALL, right? So many motherfuckers is like that, it's ridiculous, I can't even believe that shit!! Shit.

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