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07-12-2011, 08:35 PM
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one sick puppy
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How do you get rid of a woman?
Can it be done without moving away or being rude? Thanks for your advice...
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07-12-2011, 08:36 PM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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parking myself here for an answer as well
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07-12-2011, 08:38 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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A swift kick to the cunt does the trick.
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07-12-2011, 08:39 PM
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unfortunately, I've found moving is the only way that really works well, any long term relationship I've been in ended up me having to move somewhere to get away, the more you want to get rid of a woman the more they cling on and make things difficult
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07-12-2011, 08:40 PM
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nope, once they fall in love with you the worse you treat them makes them cling on even harder
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07-12-2011, 08:45 PM
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Judging by your location... a kick in the nuts will do it ;)
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07-12-2011, 08:49 PM
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07-12-2011, 08:52 PM
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reverse psychology
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07-12-2011, 08:53 PM
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Confirmed Asshole
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plant drugs on her and call the cops. or call those ladyboy assassins to David Carradine her ass
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07-12-2011, 08:54 PM
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07-12-2011, 08:59 PM
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07-12-2011, 09:00 PM
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I'm in a similar situation myself.
I am agreeing to going to counseling with her on the basis that counseling serves a dual purpose: 1) (for her) see if there's anything that there can be done to have a happy, long term relationship for both of us 2) (for me) if 1 fails, then facilitate the cleanest break-up possible We'll see how it goes... |
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07-12-2011, 09:03 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Fart and snore in bed,and leave a huge coiler with the seat up ,rinse and repeat for about 2 weeks
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07-12-2011, 09:05 PM
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07-12-2011, 09:10 PM
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I got bored here.
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Tell her you lost your job and you're broke now, so she will need to be paying the rent and the bills.
She will leave in the next couple of days. |
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07-12-2011, 09:10 PM
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Porn Pusher
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Start binge drinking for the next 6 months
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07-12-2011, 09:12 PM
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I need a beer
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07-12-2011, 09:16 PM
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Treat her nice. She will ask for a loan, tell her no.
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07-12-2011, 09:34 PM
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just punch her in the ovaries! no?
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07-12-2011, 09:45 PM
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its my first wedding anniversary (today) and could not be happier i love my wife
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07-12-2011, 10:14 PM
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Sleep with her best friend. If she comes back for more, you got a winner.
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07-12-2011, 10:19 PM
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Tell me you're broke, owe child support for 9 kids, and that zit you've had for months is really a herpe...i'd split and take yer dog with me
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07-12-2011, 10:20 PM
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Make STACK$
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its fuckin hard aye...
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07-12-2011, 10:53 PM
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07-12-2011, 11:40 PM
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Too old to care
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07-13-2011, 04:59 AM
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telling here you don't feel love for her anymore...
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07-13-2011, 05:52 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Tell her that you love her, it works for me ...
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07-13-2011, 05:57 AM
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It's over there...
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Be honest and say bye bye!
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07-13-2011, 06:14 AM
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07-13-2011, 06:19 AM
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have you tried explaining to her that you're just not in love with her any more and you're not happy......and no, there is nothing she can do to change that. Don't give her mixed signals trying to spare her feelings. None of that silly 'It's not you it's me or I love you but Im not IN love with you. Just lay it out, apologize and tell her you hope you can remain on good terms (NOT friends). There is just no easy way to do it and her feelings are going to be hurt, but no need to be cruel.
if you have gone through all of that and she is still fighting to keep you start going to strip clubs, get glitter and put a tiny bit inside your underwear and hit on her mom (you always wanted to fuck her even if you didnt) and any other females close to her. That will usually seal the deal but avoid doing that unless she does not get the honesty part |
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07-13-2011, 06:22 AM
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Considering your location and these "women" are actually just Thai hookers. You're gunna need to move and get a new cell phone and probably stop going to the same bars. Problem solved. How do you not know this escape plan already?
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07-13-2011, 06:30 AM
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07-13-2011, 06:35 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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07-13-2011, 06:42 AM
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Just tell her you're broke that will do it, and be white, girls only want 3 things these days other than money 1. black guys 2. other women 3. dogs (not sure why) You will be all set trust me
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07-13-2011, 08:41 AM
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what he said . or the hard way, anal sex without lube, every day.......after few days ull be freeeee |
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07-13-2011, 08:46 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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short answer is no
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07-13-2011, 08:48 AM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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I FOUND THE ANSWER!!!!
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07-13-2011, 09:08 AM
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Or do the following (in no particular order): -smother her with attention -do anything she asks without question -let her take the lead in everything -be emotional -be jealous of everyone she makes contact with -get caught wearing her underwear -ask her to borrow money continuously -don't take a stand on anything/be indecisive. Then ask her opinion and follow that exactly -whine and complain about everything -don't help out around the house at all -ask her constantly if she is going to leave you with a worried face -start watching soap operas and reruns of Oprah (or start watching Oxygen 24/7) -obsessively call her on the phone -If she has a smartphone, track her and randomly show up to places where she is -embarrass her in public or in front of her family/friends/coworkers. That's all I can think of, for now...
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07-13-2011, 09:26 AM
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Say you lost all the money gambling and from now on there will be no fun at all. She will drop out like guano off your shoes.
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07-13-2011, 09:42 AM
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I think it's a lot harder to get rid of a man than of a woman..
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07-13-2011, 09:49 AM
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Cover the cost of a psychiatrist.
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07-13-2011, 10:49 AM
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We're talking about Thai woman?
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07-13-2011, 11:00 AM
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this worked for me getting rid of a guy once but it is mean:
tell her you are no longer sexually attracted to her to the point that all you can think about is fucking other women. tell her there is nothing she can do to her body or personality to ever make you want her again so it's over...dead.
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BANNED
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never heard that before.... talk to us in 5 years. |
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dig up the garden, there's 30k buried in coffee tins... . |
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You think eh?.....lol
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Let's Get Paxumized!
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