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brassmonkey · 07-01-2011, 08:48 AM

man who stands on a toilet is hi on pot.

don't eat egg salad and ride the bus.

Masturbation is a good sleeping aid. (don't try this at work)

that is all

seeandsee · 07-01-2011, 08:49 AM

when you can't sleep, cum and sleep like dead

brassmonkey · 07-01-2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

when you can't sleep, cum and sleep like dead

was in the movie due date funny ass movie.

Rochard · 07-01-2011, 08:53 AM

I can move a mountain with my bare hands if given enough time.

Seriously.

L-Pink · 07-01-2011, 08:55 AM

Don't fuck anything you wouldn't eat.

If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it.

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brassmonkey · 07-01-2011, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I can move a mountain with my bare hands if given enough time.

Seriously.

picking your turds out of the toilet doesnt count

EZRhino · 07-01-2011, 08:56 AM

True gun safety is the mechanism behind the gun not the mechanism inside the gun.
- ME

brassmonkey · 07-01-2011, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by EZRhino

True gun safety is the mechanism behind the gun not the mechanism inside the gun.
- ME

what if you have a nervous tick and a hair trigger?

EZRhino · 07-01-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

what if you have a nervous tick and a hair trigger?

I recommend to do one of two things. Don't pick up a weapon or only pointed at yourself.

digitalfantasies · 07-01-2011, 09:33 AM

none shall pass...

BareBacked · 07-01-2011, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I can move a mountain with my bare hands if given enough time.

.

Time is money

Seriously

ottopottomouse · 07-01-2011, 09:34 AM

Blue fountain-pen ink tastes the same as Pernod.

L-Pink · 07-01-2011, 09:35 AM

Avoid sallyrand

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brassmonkey · 07-01-2011, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Blue fountain-pen ink tastes the same as Pernod.

and sand taste like dirt

brassmonkey · 07-01-2011, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Avoid sallyrand

.

ok will do.

pornguy · 07-01-2011, 09:53 AM

" Dont Drink the water! Fish Fuck in it! "

Me.

brassmonkey · 07-01-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

" Dont Drink the water! Fish Fuck in it! "

Me.

boil the water sip it slow eat the fish.

CaptainHowdy · 07-01-2011, 10:02 AM

Never date a case of explosives on a summer day ...

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