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Jayvis · 06-29-2011, 12:42 AM

Resent... thanks!

Far-L · 06-29-2011, 12:49 AM

19. So-called affiliate reps that roam from program to program like nomads and try to get paid for posting here all day rather actually doing anything constructive like managing accounts to actually make more money thereby giving affiliate reps that actually do work hard and know what they are doing and can keep a job doing it a bad rep.

marlboroack · 06-29-2011, 12:50 AM

None of the above don't bother me at all.

Far-L · 06-29-2011, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

None of the above don't bother me at all.

double negative

or can't you say anything positive?

JFK · 06-29-2011, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Yeah... I am kind of sly that way.

So I guess we better add this one:

18. People that spam incessantly, in their threads, on other people's threads, whether it is relevant or not which it is usually not but act like OJ Simpson about it... and everyone acting like OJ fans that would never ever in a million years believe he could do anything wrong because he was a sports legend formerly of a successful program of which he is not and has not been a part of for some time.

If the Glove dont fit, Acquit

jimmycooper · 06-29-2011, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Things are different these days, as you point out. Now you seem to be supporting the changes.

It's not about supporting or not supporting, it's about acknowledging.

Kenny B! · 06-29-2011, 05:07 AM

I miss you Far-L!

Dwreck · 06-29-2011, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Are you kidding me? I am like everyone else here except that I am willing to admit openly that I dance a hippie tribal love gig every time one of my competitors falls to pieces. If it is due to consumption of too much drugs and alcohol then I add a couple of plié.

Reminded me of this pic I took in 2004

Spunky · 06-29-2011, 05:49 AM

People who cannot use the ignore feature and continue to whine about the little shit

CaptainHowdy · 06-29-2011, 06:39 AM

Far-L · 06-29-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dwreck

Reminded me of this pic I took in 2004

That dude with the wrestling mask looks like a frigging freak...

Somebody should have kicked his ass and thrown him out of the bar before those last five tequila shots so he could have been arrested to keep the cops busy before they nabbed anyone else.

20. Wannabee Bros that drop trou and dance on bars in wrestling masks at webmaster events or commit themselves to other supremely inappropriate behavior at trade events while under the influence of enormous quantities of booze and then try to act like they didn't do anything wrong in post show threads later on...

The Porn Nerd · 06-29-2011, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

As the business is spiralling down, what do you put the decline down to. Crap porn, crap selling, Tubes? I've been making thses posts since 2000.

LOL Classic! "I've been bitching about declining porn sales since 2000 - even tho times were great then and many millionaires were made. But I kept bitchin' and no one was listening then (or now)!

Damn you kids get off my porn!!!!!" - Paul Markham

Paul, you don't realize your posts constantly reinforce pre-conceived notions about you, do you? Oh never mind.

Great post Far-L!!!!

Chosen · 06-29-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

12. people who whine and whine and whine

What he said

Dirty D · 06-29-2011, 11:56 AM

This thread is a bright light floating in a sea of dark retard....

I miss hanging out with you and the Homegrown crew!

CaptainHowdy · 06-29-2011, 11:59 AM

I'm bothered by people that don't capitalize thread titles ...

LC777_BCM · 06-29-2011, 12:01 PM

I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

Far-L · 06-29-2011, 12:10 PM

lol, thanks all... here is one we can't forget...

21. People that continue to bump old drama threads hoping that someone will now start paying more attention to the problem and the people who caused it that are still doing business regardless of having literally thousands of posts how you should never ever do business with them or you will be ripped off... because so and so vile evil thiefmaster is at it again! (blah blah blah thirty pages more of sad sack posts about getting burned/shoulda learned blah blah blah...)

If people are too damn stupid not to do their own due diligence on companies and figure out how they are going to go out of business the fastest way possible first then they don't deserve to even be in business in the first place!

Juicy D. Links · 06-29-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LC777_BCM

I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

show me some tits

Coup · 06-29-2011, 12:20 PM

Tl;dr cliff notes

Far-L · 06-29-2011, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LC777_BCM

I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

22. People that hijack threads to get post counts so they can post pics...

(Ok... now you owe this thread some hot pics and I don't mean skanky stripper with crappy tattoos in place of anything remotely resembling a personality either...)

The Porn Nerd · 06-29-2011, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

22. People that hijack threads to get post counts so they can post pics...

(Ok... now you owe this thread some hot pics and I don't mean skanky stripper with crappy tattoos in place of anything remotely resembling a personality either...)

#23: People who think you are joking when you are being SERIOUS.
And vice versa.
:D

Far-L · 06-29-2011, 06:48 PM

24. Legal advice threads where folks that are not attorneys speak on serious matters as if they are in line for appointment to the Supreme Court bug me but not so much as all the people that follow along and run biz based on such errant advice until it comes to bite them in the ass.

CDSmith · 06-29-2011, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

This thread is a bright light floating in a sea of dark retard....

That needed to be quoted again. ha

But only ten? Ah wait, I see it's up to 20 now. Okay. My own list of "things that have annoyed the shit out of me about GFY over the years" is up to something like #91 now. But like you I still love it here and simply cawn't look away.

Great thread. Far-out Far-L.

Far-L · 06-29-2011, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm bothered by people that don't capitalize thread titles ...

As am I.

I am so... ashamed.

Pix coming soon...

Which reminds me...

25. Perfectly decent pic threads from content producers that otherwise represent the best possible spam on GFY because you can actually sometimes derive pleasurable self satisfaction from viewing it being ruined by content producing competitors nitpicking everything apart so no one wants to post more pics and everyone would rather putrify yummy spam with bickering over where a light was set or what color outfit the model wore.

The Porn Nerd · 06-30-2011, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

25. Perfectly decent pic threads from content producers that otherwise represent the best possible spam on GFY because you can actually sometimes derive pleasurable self satisfaction from viewing it being ruined by content producing competitors nitpicking everything apart so no one wants to post more pics and everyone would rather putrify yummy spam with bickering over where a light was set or what color outfit the model wore.

JUST because I love Far-L so damn much - AND HomeGrown Video (how do I become an affiliate Far-L?) - here are some goodies from inside Mister Peabody's World (site links in sig):

Far-L · 06-30-2011, 08:25 AM

Mr. Peabody, thank you for reminding me of one of the things that I love about GFY... a thread needing pix and someone selflessly stepping up and delivering the goods!

The program is HomegrownCash, and we will get signed up for yours as well and add you to our Neighbors section, etc.

Thanks!

Barefootsies · 06-30-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

lol, thanks all... here is one we can't forget...

21. People that continue to bump old drama threads hoping that someone will now start paying more attention

If people did not give a shit the first 10 times it was bumped/page one, they do not fucking care now. You can always tell when someone gets butt hurt on GFY. They start bumping year(s) old threads back to page one for no other purpose than trolling.

Far-L · 06-30-2011, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

If people did not give a shit the first 10 times it was bumped/page one, they do not fucking care now. You can always tell when someone gets butt hurt on GFY. They start bumping year(s) old threads back to page one for no other purpose than trolling.

Couldn't agree more...

Here is another that sort of bugs me the same way...

26. People that post the headline link du jour from MSN or whatever mainstream news site, that you probably arleady saw too, as a way of getting views because they don't have the creativity or the savvy to post anything that is relevent and/or thoughtful about the biz. Different but related to posting headlines/links from tin foil hat sites predicting the end is nigh because those can sometimes interesting in the same way that seeing the "actual footage of bigfoot walking by" can be...

The Porn Nerd · 06-30-2011, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

Mr. Peabody, thank you for reminding me of one of the things that I love about GFY... a thread needing pix and someone selflessly stepping up and delivering the goods!

The program is HomegrownCash, and we will get signed up for yours as well and add you to our Neighbors section, etc.

Thanks!

Thanks Far-L! Signed up for Homegrown Video and the PeabodyCash link is in my sig. (We're re-launching the AP in about 3 weeks with fifteen websites and a fuckload of new promo tools so stay tuned, as they say...)

Will put your stuff in my 'Friends' section in every Members Area this Holiday Weekend, when I have time.

Thanks again man!!

Barefootsies · 06-30-2011, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

Couldn't agree more...

Here is another that sort of bugs me the same way...

26. People that post the headline link du jour from MSN or whatever mainstream news site, that you probably arleady saw too, as a way of getting views because they don't have the creativity or the savvy to post anything that is relevent and/or thoughtful about the biz. Different but related to posting headlines/links from tin foil hat sites predicting the end is nigh because those can sometimes interesting in the same way that seeing the "actual footage of bigfoot walking by" can be...

Who put you up to that? The Canadian Illuminati?

amacontent · 06-30-2011, 11:23 AM

27- People who are constantly banned and then come back with fake nics and think no one knows who it it.

CDSmith · 06-30-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Who put you up to that? The Canadian Illuminati?

Careful. Their eyes are everywhere.

JFK · 06-30-2011, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Careful. Their eyes are everywhere.

did some call for the Canadian Illuminati ??

Far-L · 06-30-2011, 01:07 PM

Must be Canadian Illuminati...

Which totally explains why I became so obsessed with playing Hockey again...

Harmon · 06-30-2011, 01:14 PM

Reason #20: That fat, retarded, Cro-Magnon, hairy Avril Levigne stalker/yell on a walkie-talkie rapper guy from the local looney bin. Mindwaste

Far-L · 06-30-2011, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Reason #20: That fat, retarded, Cro-Magnon, hairy Avril Levigne stalker/yell on a walkie-talkie rapper guy from the local looney bin. Mindwaste

Why you gotta be up in here dissin' me an' shit? Yo.

Werd.

Far-L · 06-30-2011, 02:19 PM

What would happen in a battle between the Australian Porn Mafia and the Canadian Illuminati?

AnimeFevers · 06-30-2011, 02:21 PM

Very good points, you do get a lot of idiots that "think" they know what they're talking about lol.

Far-L · 06-30-2011, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

Very good points, you do get a lot of idiots that "think" they know what they're talking about lol.

Thanks... I am trying to do it in the spirit of it being a little piece of all of us. If anyone feels directly attacked then please start a thread about how you are going to beat my ass at the next trade show. (#28 btw in case anyone is counting)

Poppy · 06-30-2011, 03:23 PM

Great post Far-L. I trust you are well my friend.

CDSmith · 06-30-2011, 05:20 PM

There are Canadian Iluminati secret messages hidden in every Rush song and every Tragically Hip tune.

FYI.

amacontent · 06-30-2011, 06:17 PM

#28 Trolls who threaten to beat your ass at trade show but never show up prolly due to lack of allowance funds.

Far-L · 07-02-2011, 01:55 AM

29. Expecting new female affiliates to post naked pictures (without demanding the same from males) because - of course - she must be a model too and not someone that has to work a day job and use actual intellectual intelligence and not simply a perfect rack to pay the bills...

Brad Mitchell · 07-02-2011, 08:56 AM

30. People who are so serious about their business that starting a thread on GFY for hosting support becomes the "obviously smarter" alternative to picking up the phone to call a host, starting a support ticket or engaging a team member on instant messenger.

...point of clarification, I have not yet danced on a bar - would certainly not wear a wrestling mask if I felt compelled to do so. LOL. I do like dancing, though!

Brad

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Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	lol, thanks all... here is one we can't forget... 21. People that continue to bump old drama threads hoping that someone will now start paying more attention to the problem and the people who caused it that are still doing business regardless of having literally thousands of posts how you should never ever do business with them or you will be ripped off... because so and so vile evil thiefmaster is at it again! (blah blah blah thirty pages more of sad sack posts about getting burned/shoulda learned blah blah blah...) If people are too damn stupid not to do their own due diligence on companies and figure out how they are going to go out of business the fastest way possible first then they don't deserve to even be in business in the first place! __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

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Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	24. Legal advice threads where folks that are not attorneys speak on serious matters as if they are in line for appointment to the Supreme Court bug me but not so much as all the people that follow along and run biz based on such errant advice until it comes to bite them in the ass. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

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Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	Mr. Peabody, thank you for reminding me of one of the things that I love about GFY... a thread needing pix and someone selflessly stepping up and delivering the goods! The program is HomegrownCash, and we will get signed up for yours as well and add you to our Neighbors section, etc. Thanks! __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

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