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Kenny B! 06-27-2011 10:13 AM

Hope your health improves, my father had 6 of 8 of his arteries bypassed 15 years ago and has been going strong since, hopefully you're on the road to recovery and the health problems will be behind you for a long time!

SubAms 06-27-2011 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonScans (Post 18242140)
As it stands today, many of you haven't been paid. Within a couple of weeks everyone will be brought up to date.

You are no doubt wondering why so late... Sadly, the real drama isn't any single massive piece of juicey gossip, it's just a lot of real life grindy shit, which I will now bore you with.

The short version is, in 1999 I had a heart attack, recovered, started Simonscans and generally tried not to moan. Everything went just fine until VAT came along in late 2006 and took all my savings, ho hum. VAT = 20% sales tax on about 50% of all surfers. Roll on 2008 when peak porn hit - and my health promptly took a nasty turn for the worse and ended up having a quadruple bypass, which not only burned all my savings, yet again, but I also have to admit, I took my eye off the ball just a little. Just keeping the site going and none of you noticing that I wasn't around was an achievement in itself.

Ever since then we have been playing catch up - it's taken a long time to get back on my feet, and the most annoying thing is we're almost there. An investment property I own will sell very shortly and everyone will get paid. Contracts should have exchanged last week, but lawyers had one more question. It has taken a lot longer than it should have done, but there you go. I was hoping it would be a pension, but never mind. The hope was it would sell, we'd catch up with the affs and no one would notice.

And the straw that broke the camels back and stopped me paying was, of course, the taxman, who this year would not give us any arrangement AT ALL - having been late 2009, 2010, this year we had to pay the lot all at once. Which stung a bit.

And before anyone gloats too much, think on this. I cannot borrow money for the business. My health issues make me about as unbankable as it's possible to be. For the entire life of Simonscans (One S in the middle, by the way) it has had to run on nothing but cash.

Pull your links, don't pull your links. Say nice things or bitch and moan - when this moment is passed I'll not bear any grudges. Everyone will get paid. Simonscans will continue.

How refreshing to see such an honest post on here. Respect.
Simon, you're a good guy so I'm sure everything will work out for you.
All the best

Altwebdesign 06-27-2011 12:17 PM

top guy, hope it works out and your health improves!

signupdamnit 06-27-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubAms (Post 18243397)
How refreshing to see such an honest post on here. Respect.
Simon, you're a good guy so I'm sure everything will work out for you.
All the best

I agree. I wish more sponsors having financial difficulties would just be honest about it. If I've been promoting you for years and you've always paid me and treated me fairly then I'm very likely to keep my links up for a while if you are upfront and give an honest date when you should be able to pay. Plus if I know about it, it makes it easier to work around and with the notice it becomes less of a big deal.

SimonScans 06-28-2011 04:38 AM

The support in this thread is genuinely stunning. I thought for quite a long time before posting and pretty much assumed I'd be torn to shreds, so I am very, very happy with how its panned out.

I won't ruin it by blathering on as there's not really anything to add until I make good on the promises. :)

nation-x 06-28-2011 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonScans (Post 18244786)
The support in this thread is genuinely stunning. I thought for quite a long time before posting and pretty much assumed I'd be torn to shreds, so I am very, very happy with how its panned out.

I won't ruin it by blathering on as there's not really anything to add until I make good on the promises. :)

Communication is key... :2 cents:

Jeppe 07-06-2011 08:01 AM

We just posted our new reviews, so hopefully they will bring in a few more customers :thumbsup

http://www.adultreviews.com/review/a...mon-scans.html

http://www.pornreviews.com/reviews/a...mon-scans.html

http://www.adultreviews.com/images/misc/simon1.jpg
http://www.adultreviews.com/images/misc/simon2.jpg

iamtam 07-06-2011 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18241468)

link to another adult board? isnt that a ban hammer offence?

TheDA 07-06-2011 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam (Post 18263846)
link to another adult board? isnt that a ban hammer offence?

No it's not.

iamtam 07-06-2011 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 18263975)
No it's not.

wow, when did the rules change?

DamianJ 07-06-2011 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam (Post 18264005)
wow, when did the rules change?

they didn't, the rule says you cannot post other boards in order to try and get people to join that board

also, fitty people now being paid by simon

drriley 07-29-2011 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grisey (Post 18241583)
I find it very strange simon has stopped paying hes a pretty stand up guy

Shame he ignores all emails from his affiliates. I haven't read all of the posts to see what the resolution is to people not getting paid -- but he continues to send out useless gallery promotional emails to his affiliates (with no way to unsubscribe from his list), so he is still trying to drum up business.

If anyone has a private email contact for him, please post it.

MrDeiz 07-29-2011 08:52 PM

http://www.beta.signbucks.com/news/blacklist

DamianJ 07-30-2011 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daizzzy (Post 18317993)

So has he not paid *you*?

How does your blacklist work? More than say, 6 people contact you and agree non payment?

Johny Traffic 07-30-2011 01:28 AM

SimonsScans wanks of cats = fact

Johny Traffic 07-30-2011 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daizzzy (Post 18317993)

How much does he owe you?

jimmycooper 07-30-2011 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonScans (Post 18242140)
As it stands today, many of you haven't been paid. Within a couple of weeks everyone will be brought up to date.

You are no doubt wondering why so late... Sadly, the real drama isn't any single massive piece of juicey gossip, it's just a lot of real life grindy shit, which I will now bore you with.

The short version is, in 1999 I had a heart attack, recovered, started Simonscans and generally tried not to moan. Everything went just fine until VAT came along in late 2006 and took all my savings, ho hum. VAT = 20% sales tax on about 50% of all surfers. Roll on 2008 when peak porn hit - and my health promptly took a nasty turn for the worse and ended up having a quadruple bypass, which not only burned all my savings, yet again, but I also have to admit, I took my eye off the ball just a little. Just keeping the site going and none of you noticing that I wasn't around was an achievement in itself.

Ever since then we have been playing catch up - it's taken a long time to get back on my feet, and the most annoying thing is we're almost there. An investment property I own will sell very shortly and everyone will get paid. Contracts should have exchanged last week, but lawyers had one more question. It has taken a lot longer than it should have done, but there you go. I was hoping it would be a pension, but never mind. The hope was it would sell, we'd catch up with the affs and no one would notice.

And the straw that broke the camels back and stopped me paying was, of course, the taxman, who this year would not give us any arrangement AT ALL - having been late 2009, 2010, this year we had to pay the lot all at once. Which stung a bit.

And before anyone gloats too much, think on this. I cannot borrow money for the business. My health issues make me about as unbankable as it's possible to be. For the entire life of Simonscans (One S in the middle, by the way) it has had to run on nothing but cash.

Pull your links, don't pull your links. Say nice things or bitch and moan - when this moment is passed I'll not bear any grudges. Everyone will get paid. Simonscans will continue.

Good luck with everything. It's refreshing to see such honesty for once. Something that can be considered a 'reason' instead of the typical 'excuse'.

jimmycooper 07-30-2011 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic (Post 18318209)
How much does he owe you?

Irrelevant.
While it's refreshing to see the honesty of simonscans in this thread, it's something that rarely ever happens. Unaccountability, generic excuses, and empty vouches are the norm. If a sponsor owes even $0.01 to one person, that should be enough to get them on the list.

Johny Traffic 07-30-2011 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 18318232)
Irrelevant.
While it's refreshing to see the honesty of simonscans in this thread, it's something that rarely ever happens. Unaccountability, generic excuses, and empty vouches are the norm. If a sponsor owes even $0.01 to one person, that should be enough to get them on the list.

Some of you guys need to grow up. Businesses paying late sometimes is a part of all business, it certainly happens all day every day in every business online and off.

I can imagine for those living at home with their mums, living week to week, it can become personal. But it is in fact just a part of business.

That list now says Simons scans isnt paying. When in fact simons scans is just late in paying. A very big difference. As everyone who has any experience of running a business would know.

SGS 07-30-2011 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic (Post 18318239)
Some of you guys need to grow up. Businesses paying late sometimes is a part of all business, it certainly happens all day every day in every business online and off.

I can imagine for those living at home with their mums, living week to week, it can become personal. But it is in fact just a part of business.

That list now says Simons scans isnt paying. When in fact simons scans is just late in paying. A very big difference. As everyone who has any experience of running a business would know.

:2 cents:

jimmycooper 07-30-2011 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic (Post 18318239)
Some of you guys need to grow up. Businesses paying late sometimes is a part of all business, it certainly happens all day every day in every business online and off.

I can imagine for those living at home with their mums, living week to week, it can become personal. But it is in fact just a part of business.

That list now says Simons scans isnt paying. When in fact simons scans is just late in paying. A very big difference. As everyone who has any experience of running a business would know.

You're an idiot. Plain and simple.

Over the course of ten years, I worked for some of the largest and most well known ad agencies in the world and was not paid late once. I ran a small real estate brokerage in NYC for two years and, even though the business itself failed for other reasons, every agent received their split within 48 business hours after the commission check cleared the bank. Every staff member was also paid on time every time.

While it appears as if you're defending Simons cans, you're also fucking him because your behavior and attitude are perpetuating the environment which made him hesitant to come forward and be honest about the situation in the first place. Even despite the fact that he had valid reasons that most understanding people would accept as being legitimate.

He seems like a nice, honest hardworking guy and his straightforwardness in addressing the issue makes me more likely to promote his sites even though I have what is otherwise a hard line stance against programs who have ever paid even one day late.

Despite that, I'm fine with him being on the list because such a list needs to exist even though there may be some collateral damage. Based upon Simons cans response, it appears that he is accountable enough to where he will just accept the consequences for the time being and just continue to do as he's always done. Seeing as he's run a highly regarded program for a considerable amount of time, he probably also knows that approaching the situation like that is better than bitching and moaning about being on the list.

There's really nothing more for you to say, Johny Traffic, but if you want to discuss this any further and make it to where I'll consider you to be at least slightly relevant, and therefore take personally your cheeky little comments about me needing to grow up and how I live week to week at home with my mum, be a good little bitch and start a new thread so we can do so outside of the simons cans thread.

Just in case I don't see it, please email jimmycooper / at / starletsheet / . / com and let me know when it goes live. While I really don't have the time, it has been a stressful week, so it might actually be kind of fun to blow off some steam and get medieval on your ass. Thanks.

Theo 07-30-2011 04:58 AM

Great response Simon

SimonScans 08-01-2011 02:23 AM

Just a quick note to say payments have now started going out again. Paxum is going in two batches, one already done. If you are US based and currently get a cheque or wire, don't forget we can now ACH if you wish.

I expect all outstanding payments to have left here by the end of the week.

And, thank you all for your patience! :)

TheDA 08-01-2011 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonScans (Post 18320887)
Just a quick note to say payments have now started going out again. Paxum is going in two batches, one already done. If you are US based and currently get a cheque or wire, don't forget we can now ACH if you wish.

I expect all outstanding payments to have left here by the end of the week.

And, thank you all for your patience! :)

Always loved your stuff. Do you have your own place in Ibiza or what?

SimonScans 08-01-2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 18320889)
Always loved your stuff. Do you have your own place in Ibiza or what?

I wish, just a lot of local knowledge. It's a shocklingly expensive place but we know a few villa owners now so we can pick up the random days they can't usually sell. - but if we weren't already going we would no way start now.

James Blunt has a house in Ibiza, the usual infinity pool and helipad malarky, but what made me laugh was the club license. Villa parties now get fined loads 20,000euro or so, so what he did was have his HOUSE licensed as a NIGHT CLUB! Genius.

Oracle Porn 08-01-2011 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonScans (Post 18320905)
I wish, just a lot of local knowledge. It's a shocklingly expensive place but we know a few villa owners now so we can pick up the random days they can't usually sell. - but if we weren't already going we would no way start now.

James Blunt has a house in Ibiza, the usual infinity pool and helipad malarky, but what made me laugh was the club license. Villa parties now get fined loads 20,000euro or so, so what he did was have his HOUSE licensed as a NIGHT CLUB! Genius.

pics of the house are in order.

Dappz 08-01-2011 03:57 AM

hoping to your immediate recovery :)

Paul Markham 08-01-2011 06:53 AM

Hope you recover fully Simon and get back to normal. I've been through a similar situation and know what it's like. It was Eva's health and my being locked out of our bank accounts that screwed us.

Do you have anyone else you can trust the financial side to?

As for VAT, well that's tough given the margins many sites work on. 20% of 1/2 the sales is 10% of the turnover. :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

That would send a lot of sites down.

DVTimes 08-01-2011 07:42 AM

is this site no more?

http://www.allruth.com/

ps

hope things get better for you.

love your site.

Jeppe 08-30-2011 07:06 AM

Just wanted to let everyone know that we have received our money from Simon :thumbsup

Thanks a bunch, and again best of luck to Simon.

llporter 08-30-2011 07:26 PM

I got my payment in the mail today also.

signupdamnit 08-31-2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by llporter (Post 18390721)
I got my payment in the mail today also.

Good to see! I'm working on some new projects and I will see if I can fit Simonscans in somewhere. :)

adultdenim 09-07-2011 12:14 PM

Not everyone pays, I did not get paid!

Payment Method
Paxum (Cost $ 0)
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Account Balance
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Last Payment
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September 1, 2011

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adultdenim 09-14-2011 05:13 AM

I got my payment on paxum today! Thanks!

TeenCat 09-14-2011 05:18 AM

thanks for the bump man, did you concacted them to get paid or was it automatically? i see pending payment too, but nothing on my paxum so far ...

Pending 2011-08-01 Not Yet Paid $143.48

want to say that you must love if you must beg for payment ... oh man ...

adultdenim 06-07-2012 02:03 PM

Simon does not pay back.
No response to email ([email protected]).
Has anyone received payment from him in May - June?

looky_lou 06-07-2012 05:49 PM

Bump for answers.

Shakhtar 06-12-2012 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultdenim (Post 18992538)
Simon does not pay back.
No response to email ([email protected]).
Has anyone received payment from him in May - June?

I haven't even received my cheque for March.
I've heard that Simon began making pay-outs on demand lately, but he
didn't reply to my email as well.
I'll leave my login here: a45123, let's hope that Simon will read this topic.

Paul Markham 06-12-2012 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakhtar (Post 19000716)
I haven't even received my cheque for March.
I've heard that Simon began making pay-outs on demand lately, but he
didn't reply to my email as well.
I'll leave my login here: a45123, let's hope that Simon will read this topic.

will contact him and make sure he knows of this.

Shakhtar 06-21-2012 06:56 AM

What’s new, Paul? Did you manage to contact Simon?


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