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kristin 06-14-2011 09:11 AM

50 diets.

dyna mo 06-14-2011 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 18215239)
50 diets.

that's a lame fiddy spot.

:2 cents:

Dwreck 06-14-2011 09:18 AM

I need help in the worst way... The first thing anyone will notice at the next show is how much weight I put on.. I can't believe it myself, it happened so fast I thought.... then I looked back at pics over the last two years and it was a slow decline.

I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

It's overwhelming and embarrassing at the same time..

Does eating raw, fresh no breads and having one cheat day a week seem like an acceptable route?

Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

Now that I live in Florida, I can't hide it behind clothes.. I never thought this day would come but its here and it came fast... It's all I think about..

This is going to be more of a mental challenge than just a physical one..

Grapesoda 06-14-2011 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)
I need help in the worst way... The first thing anyone will notice at the next show is how much weight I put on.. I can't believe it myself, it happened so fast I thought.... then I looked back at pics over the last two years and it was a slow decline.

I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

It's overwhelming and embarrassing at the same time..

Does eating raw, fresh no breads and having one cheat day a week seem like an acceptable route?

Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

Now that I live in Florida, I can't hide it behind clothes.. I never thought this day would come but its here and it came fast... It's all I think about..

This is going to be more of a mental challenge than just a physical one..

get a treadmill or hit the gym or walk 30 min a day and do some exercise to strengthen your core...I feel much better when I do that stuff or sure

Tom_PM 06-14-2011 09:24 AM

On buying bread here is a tip. The keyword you are trying to find is 100%. Don't fall for only the words "whole wheat" or "all grain". They're allowed to say whole wheat even if only less than 1% of the ingredients is whole wheat, it's a simple marketing fact. 100% is what you need to find, and then check the ingredients and you'll see.

Sly 06-14-2011 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)


Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

You just explained half of your problem. You eat out too much. Those nine dollar salads are a good way to trick all of the ladies at lunch into spending too much money trying to get "healthy" while they drizzle on their nasty salad dressing.

dyna mo 06-14-2011 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18215269)
On buying bread here is a tip. The keyword you are trying to find is 100%. Don't fall for only the words "whole wheat" or "all grain". They're allowed to say whole wheat even if only less than 1% of the ingredients is whole wheat, it's a simple marketing fact. 100% is what you need to find, and then check the ingredients and you'll see.

if any of y'all have not tried ezekiel bread, give it a whirl, it's fucking delicious! i make pb&j with it, simple peanut butter (no sugar added) and sugar-free jelly.

dyna mo 06-14-2011 09:30 AM

nspired by the Holy Scripture verse Ezekiel 4:9., "Take also unto thee Wheat, and Barley, and beans, and lentils, and millet, and Spelt, and put them in one vessel, and make bread of it..."

Ezekiel 4:9® Organic Sprouted Whole Grain Products are:

Flourless,
Organic,
Complete Protein,
and Sprouted Whole Grain

We discovered when these six grains and legumes are sprouted and combined, an amazing thing happens. A complete protein is created that closely parallels the protein found in milk and eggs. In fact, the protein quality is so high, that it is 84.3% as efficient as the highest recognized source of protein, containing all 9 essential amino acids. There are 18 amino acids present in this unique bread ? from all vegetable sources ? naturally balanced in nature.

Ezekiel 4:9® Bread, made from freshly sprouted organically grown grains, is naturally flavorful and bursting with nutrients. Rich in protein, vitamins, minerals and natural fiber with no added fat. Try it served warm to release its exceptionally rich nutty flavor.

This Biblical Bread is Truly the Staff of Life

http://www.answerfitness.com/wp-cont...rain_Bread.jpg

Shey 06-14-2011 09:30 AM

Well, who knew GFY was full of diet connoisseurs hahaha. Joking aside, thanks a lot for the pieces of advice. I knew most of it but sometimes it helps to get opinions.

What I think I will do is to continue my workout routine but concentrate even more on cardio doing interval training. I will stop alcohol for 2 weeks as well as simple carbs or anything white (rice, bread, pasta). Will try and keep fats down to good fats, such as ones from avocado, nuts, fish, etc. Finally, increase water intake to keep hydrated and ward off being hungry. Check the scale and inches in two weeks and adjust the diet if I'm not getting the results I want.

dyna mo 06-14-2011 09:35 AM

for interval training, you can strap your rug rat to your back and do wind sprints! helluva workout right there!!!

Shey 06-14-2011 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)
I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

I just pictured that and it's sadly so true :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Read up at some of the advice on this thread. Nothing comes easy in life especially being in shape. The key is to do some sort of physical activity. Take advantage of being in a tropical weather and sweat it out by taking 20-30 minute walks at least 3 times a week. I've seen some of your pics, you're not so much overweight but rather out of shape. Once you get used to some physical activity, you can introduce more.

As for cheap food, if you eat out a lot, just be mindful of what you order. If you have to have fast food, get a grilled chicken sandwich and if you must have the bread, take out the top or bottom piece (it's my little cheat trick on myself). Start easy and work from there, I guarantee you that once you see a bit of results you will be more motivated to do more.

Shey 06-14-2011 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18215297)
for interval training, you can strap your rug rat to your back and do wind sprints! helluva workout right there!!!

Hahaha I'm sure he would not mind that one bit either :1orglaugh

NetwErk GUrl 06-14-2011 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18215285)
nspired by the Holy Scripture verse Ezekiel 4:9., "Take also unto thee Wheat, and Barley, and beans, and lentils, and millet, and Spelt, and put them in one vessel, and make bread of it..."

Ezekiel 4:9® Organic Sprouted Whole Grain Products are:

Flourless,
Organic,
Complete Protein,
and Sprouted Whole Grain

We discovered when these six grains and legumes are sprouted and combined, an amazing thing happens. A complete protein is created that closely parallels the protein found in milk and eggs. In fact, the protein quality is so high, that it is 84.3% as efficient as the highest recognized source of protein, containing all 9 essential amino acids. There are 18 amino acids present in this unique bread ? from all vegetable sources ? naturally balanced in nature.

Ezekiel 4:9® Bread, made from freshly sprouted organically grown grains, is naturally flavorful and bursting with nutrients. Rich in protein, vitamins, minerals and natural fiber with no added fat. Try it served warm to release its exceptionally rich nutty flavor.

This Biblical Bread is Truly the Staff of Life

http://www.answerfitness.com/wp-cont...rain_Bread.jpg

That looks super yummy.

dyna mo 06-14-2011 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey (Post 18215329)
Hahaha I'm sure he would not mind that one bit either :1orglaugh

here is some more infos on HIIT that eric wrote about, it might help you.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/maia9.htm

kristin 06-14-2011 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18215270)
You just explained half of your problem. You eat out too much. Those nine dollar salads are a good way to trick all of the ladies at lunch into spending too much money trying to get "healthy" while they drizzle on their nasty salad dressing.

Most McDonald's salads have more fat in them than the quarter pounders.

Cutting back on portions, eating out and fast food is the easiest way to drop ten pounds.

kristin 06-14-2011 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18215245)
that's a lame fiddy spot.

:2 cents:

It's still early in the day for me.

Tom_PM 06-14-2011 09:56 AM

I've never had the ezekiel bread, but I do make my own bread and use the grains I've steeped from making beer. I like getting mileage out of things like that where most people throw the grains away, compost them, or feed them to their dogs.

The only thing with making your own breads is you have to eat it, lol. There's no preservatives, so you can't wait too long.

96ukssob 06-14-2011 09:57 AM

Cardio is important, especially if you are older than 30.

Low carbs and mainly veggies. Eat low calorie WHEAT bread if you have a sandwich but no gain carbs after lunch. Keep on the protein and low fats and you will lose it quickly

dyna mo 06-14-2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 18215353)
It's still early in the day for me.

i figured youto be a morning gal! :pimp

DeanCapture 06-14-2011 10:16 AM

I started cutting back on animal products about a year ago and weight dropped off immediately. I lost 20 lbs and have kept it off very easily. Instead of eating meat 3 times a day, I eat it *maybe* 3 times a week. Replaced milk with almond milk and stopped eating cheese. Animal products are full of fat & cholesterol, both of which are bad for you in abundance. 80% of my diet now is plant based. Veggies, fruits, nuts and whole grains. I still spring for a burger or pizza once in a while but for the most part, I stay away from the junk :thumbsup

flpartyduo2 06-14-2011 10:24 AM

Very simply, ONLY keep good foods in the house and ONLY eat out once per week. I admit I have NO will-power and hate working out. This is the only regimen that works for the long haul. Been doing it for 15 years and works like a charm!

Grapesoda 06-14-2011 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18215269)
On buying bread here is a tip. The keyword you are trying to find is 100%. Don't fall for only the words "whole wheat" or "all grain". They're allowed to say whole wheat even if only less than 1% of the ingredients is whole wheat, it's a simple marketing fact. 100% is what you need to find, and then check the ingredients and you'll see.

I buy 'fourless' bread only

Captain Kawaii 06-14-2011 10:47 AM

Relatively new supplement called GABA. NOW makes a 500mg with b6 version.

Take two-three times a day, every few hours or so...
It has same triggers as chocolate...

You will eat half as much and be twice as full...I am on High BP meds. First my doc said huh? Then saw I had lost 50 lbs in 6 months, doc took a second look. BP is also coming way down...wife is helping to retrain me for eating habits...

You can probably lose the 10 in a week or two with no stress...You will just eat less.

Cyndalie 06-14-2011 11:24 AM

HCG is a pain in the ass but it can help through plateau breaks and weight loss jumps that stay off.

Shey 06-14-2011 11:37 AM

I'm not against pills and short cuts but as of today (note date and time) I am not desperate enough to try them. I'll do diet, exercise and a shit ton of will power first and if that doesn't work then there will be another thread hahaha

Mike Dutch 06-14-2011 11:45 AM

no carb , no sugar for 3 weeks (or very little), then keep them low, works 100%

Anthony 06-14-2011 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey (Post 18214952)
I'm only trying to lose 10 lbs but seems those are the hardest to go. I go to the gym 3x a week and although I don't pig out, I already know that one thing that needs to go is the damn beer (yeah I'm a beer drinking chick).

I've tried a few diets in the past and low carbs are usually the easiest to follow but wanted to know if anyone has had luck with any others. I don't have a problem with discipline, I just need more of a social diet. In other words I don't want to be the annoying person in a group saying I can't eat there or there because it doesn't fit my diet. Suggestions?

I've got the dolce diet that MMA fighters use to cut down and get to weight in 2 months.

I'll send you the link on FB. :)

Anthony 06-14-2011 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 18215558)
HCG is a pain in the ass but it can help through plateau breaks and weight loss jumps that stay off.

It also kicks up testosterone, and makes testicles start working again after a cycle. :)

HBKKH 06-14-2011 11:58 AM

coke habit

iwantchixx 06-14-2011 12:31 PM

Best diet ever:

It's easy. It's one simple step.











Stop eating so fucking much.



Or try Hemp Hearts and cut out all wheat products. I lost almost 40 lbs in a month

Imortyl Pussycat 06-14-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 18214993)
Avoid Flour/rice/starch, No sugar, and no added salt

Start losing weight like its going out of style

I've on this program since December, lost 70 pounds now

this is a winner for sure. i call it "no white foods" so no sugar, added salt, bread, pasta, rice, milk, cheese (no orange either). i had to follow this to drop the 7 i wanted to and also do this:

*no booze (yes i cheated and always paid for it cuz booze makes me forget not to eat french fries)
*no more than 1300 calories/day (was told no more than 1100 but couldnt do it)
*workout 5 days/week and take long walks/bike rides the days you skip

on lowering the calories to not exceed a certain amount, the only...only...only way it worked for me was very boring but i had to eat the same exact things every day unless i wanted to count them up like a freak. i am not good at keeping track of what i eat or counting them up so i just came up with the foods i could have all day that totalled 1300 calories and ate that every day. small meals/snacks spaced 2-3 hours apart.

included in my tiresome diet were eggs, tuna, apple, salad, 1c raw veggies, fish or chicken

drink nothing but water or green tea....NOTHING ELSE!

also, don't eat past 6pm

good luck girl, you can do it :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 06-14-2011 12:38 PM

Butterfingers candy bars 24/7. Trust me on this.

dyna mo 06-14-2011 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18215716)
Butterfingers candy bars 24/7. Trust me on this.

if i were to grub down a candy bar, a butterfingers would make the top 2-3 list.

babe ruth bar is in it to win it for sure though.

top 2

ottopottomouse 06-14-2011 01:09 PM

Stick your baby in a pushchair and go for a walk a couple of times a day.

Look at the difference in CurrentlySober's before and after the treadmill pics if you can find them.

ottopottomouse 06-14-2011 01:10 PM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1005...ight=treadmill

C H R I S 06-14-2011 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)
I need help in the worst way... The first thing anyone will notice at the next show is how much weight I put on.. I can't believe it myself, it happened so fast I thought.... then I looked back at pics over the last two years and it was a slow decline.

I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

It's overwhelming and embarrassing at the same time..

Does eating raw, fresh no breads and having one cheat day a week seem like an acceptable route?

Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

Now that I live in Florida, I can't hide it behind clothes.. I never thought this day would come but its here and it came fast... It's all I think about..

This is going to be more of a mental challenge than just a physical one..

Fatty........

JesseJo 06-14-2011 05:37 PM

The Scarsdale diet :)

TheSquealer 06-14-2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 18215558)
HCG is a pain in the ass but it can help through plateau breaks and weight loss jumps that stay off.

HCG is one of the biggest diet scams ever and HCG does absolutely nothing for you when it comes to fat loss. HCG diet is nothing more than a severely restricted ketogenic diet (low carb). The HCG itself does nothing for you other than bump up a guys testosterone a little bit which has indirect and very limited fat burning benefits at those levels.

:2 cents:

L-Pink 06-14-2011 06:27 PM

Here's a very important dieting tip and the one big problem I have no matter how healthy I'm eating ..... Eating out of boredom. Make sure you don't eat while watching tv, surfing the net, etc.

The Porn Nerd 06-14-2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18216437)
Here's a very important dieting tip and the one big problem I have no matter how healthy I'm eating ..... Eating out of boredom. Make sure you don't eat while watching tv, surfing the net, etc.

Don't you just miss Hunter S. Thompson? I'm so pissed that he killed himself, taking the coward's way out. HUNTER!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrr. Love him.

digi 06-14-2011 07:10 PM

I am currently on a diet to lose 10 pounds. Its really easy, you just have to eat less.. people act like losing weight is sooo difficult when all you have to do is eat like 1000 calories / day instead of 1500 - 2000.

If you think its hard you're just weak. You're telling me its difficult to stop your arm from shoving shit into your mouth for a couple of months? It's not, just don't do it.

OneHungLo 06-14-2011 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18215256)
I need help in the worst way... The first thing anyone will notice at the next show is how much weight I put on.. I can't believe it myself, it happened so fast I thought.... then I looked back at pics over the last two years and it was a slow decline.

I dont get fat like traditional people... I have typical webmaster body.. curved shoulders.. weak core and a ethopian belly. I look bloated...

It's overwhelming and embarrassing at the same time..

Does eating raw, fresh no breads and having one cheat day a week seem like an acceptable route?

Eating healthy is never cheap it seems.. its 9$ for a salad and 3 bucks for a 1/4 burger with the works. Is their such thing as cheap healthy eats?

Now that I live in Florida, I can't hide it behind clothes.. I never thought this day would come but its here and it came fast... It's all I think about..

This is going to be more of a mental challenge than just a physical one..

http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/files/.../presback2.jpg

Martin 06-15-2011 12:07 AM

Has anybody said it yet? The diet of not eatting like a pig works best. ;)

calvinawe 06-15-2011 01:07 AM

did lowcarb back then. it was super effective, was only hard to bear for like a week. then carbohydrates felt like ballast, i could avoid them just easily.

KickAssJesse 06-15-2011 01:10 AM

eating 6 small meals a day and exercising; rinse and repeat - cheat on the weekend.

Pornopat 06-15-2011 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18215182)
sex sex sex carbs more sex :)

I think that is what led to those few extra pounds.
:2 cents:

nakeddutch 06-15-2011 02:20 AM

Don't waste your time on other diets, try this one!

Here's the gist - you can eat anythign you want, but it works on [u][i]how much you spend, not how much you eat!


Heres the rest....


A Dieting Technique to Try

If you are looking for a
dieting technique to try, here's one.

This diet is for one person.

Here's a very interesting diet technique that works!
It makes you think in a very different way about food.

Time required to test this diet out = 1 month.

Imagine a diet, where you can eat anything you
choose to eat, but there is a catch, price!

Here is the technique:

The theory behind this diet is to get the person trying
to lose weight, to tie their food to the money they spend.

What this means is, for the month the person chooses
to diet, a budget of 150 American Dollars is allocated
for food ONLY!

This is the secret of this diet.

Note: For months that have 31 days,
budget an extra 5 American dollars.

For the month, the dieter can purchase ANY TYPE OF FOOD
IN ANY QUANTITY, but the dieter must understand that he
or she CANNOT exceed a monthly budget of $150.

It works out to be about 35.00 a week or 5.00 a day. Where
a person is RESTRICTED NOT BY THE AMOUNT OF FOOD
EATEN, BUT THE AMOUNT OF MONEY SPENT!

It is recommended that the person spends ONLY $35.00
PER WEEK (Including taxes); what this does is it gives
the dieter a chance to choose foods (any type) but in very
small quantities and foods that can 'stretch' as the week /
month goes on.

Tips

Here are some tips to help
you through your food-diet-budget:

(1) Plan a menu: This will help you see
better what you need to purchase / make.

(2) Clip coupons! Coupons are GOLD! An extra
75 cents here, 35 cents there = an extra bag
of rice / coffee in the future!

Recommendations

Exercise

20 situps per day.

Scale Use

Weigh yourself once a month.

A last word: If you exceed your
budget for the week / month, just try again!
Don't give up!

Good Luck!




Shey 06-15-2011 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 18216891)
I think that is what led to those few extra pounds.
:2 cents:

wahahaha yeah I missed that post but that's exactly what happened. It's all fun and games till one of them little fuckers get through :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dwreck 06-15-2011 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 18216732)

of course on not like that.. But you get the jist of what Im sayin...

Full of do as say not as I do tips from webmasters :)

javinder_mn 06-15-2011 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18215064)

great shout, but surely "you're the one for me fatty" would be more suitable here:1orglaugh

but shey i've been drinking green tea for the last 6 months or so and have shed about half a stone. gym/football about 3 times a week and pretty much eat what I want for main meals and dont know if its the tea but never fell the need to snack;)


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