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Old 06-09-2011, 12:59 AM   #1
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Woman impaled after fall while peeing

A WOMAN who impaled herself on a picket fence when she fell while urinating has sued her former fiance for substantial damages.

Ms Egglestone, 35, sustained "penetrative injuries to the rectum, vagina and bladder necessitating surgical treatment involving laparotomy, repair of the bladder, repair of the vault of the vagina and colostomy'', according to her statement of claim.

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Old 06-09-2011, 01:01 AM   #2
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Wtf was she doing peeing there? Stupid
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:17 AM   #3
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I replied to this post but its not showing up. Damn.
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:22 AM   #4
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:42 AM   #5
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Old 06-09-2011, 02:02 AM   #6
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sounds painful

Sounds like a stupid cunt who shouldn't be pissing from a veranda and then sueing somebody.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:55 AM   #9
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She had sued Leslie Furness, saying that he failed to ensure the veranda complied with the building codes, failed to ensure the star pickets underneath had protective capping to minimise the risk of anyone "coming into contact with them''.
I'd like her to point to the bit in the building codes that say's balconies must be safe for drunk women to piss off of.
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I'd like her to point to the bit in the building codes that say's balconies must be safe for drunk women to piss off of.
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Her vagina vault got impaled... I'm going to use that phrase.
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Her vagina vault got impaled... I'm going to use that phrase.
Have "impaled" in alot of ladyboy text
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Was she standing on the fence ?
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Was she standing on the fence ?
Reading isn't hard, try it sometime:

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In a Supreme Court writ, Michelle Egglestone of South Ballarat claims that the veranda at the house in Smythes Creek was constructed without any or with inadequate ballustrading and this caused her to fall a small distance to the star picket fence below.
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