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06-09-2011 12:59 AM

Woman impaled after fall while peeing

A WOMAN who impaled herself on a picket fence when she fell while urinating has sued her former fiance for substantial damages.

Ms Egglestone, 35, sustained "penetrative injuries to the rectum, vagina and bladder necessitating surgical treatment involving laparotomy, repair of the bladder, repair of the vault of the vagina and colostomy'', according to her statement of claim.

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Markul

06-09-2011 01:01 AM

Wtf was she doing peeing there? Stupid

garce

06-09-2011 01:17 AM

I replied to this post but its not showing up. Damn.

Mickey_

06-09-2011 01:22 AM

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~Ray	06-09-2011 01:42 AM

ouch and :repuke

CyberHustler

06-09-2011 02:02 AM

She broke her vagina :1orglaugh

scarlettcontent

06-09-2011 04:31 AM

sounds painful

BittieBucks Eric

06-09-2011 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 18204186)

sounds painful

Sounds like a stupid cunt who shouldn't be pissing from a veranda and then sueing somebody.

ottopottomouse

06-09-2011 04:55 AM

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She had sued Leslie Furness, saying that he failed to ensure the veranda complied with the building codes, failed to ensure the star pickets underneath had protective capping to minimise the risk of anyone "coming into contact with them''.

I'd like her to point to the bit in the building codes that say's balconies must be safe for drunk women to piss off of.

sponsorpimp

06-09-2011 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18204214)

I'd like her to point to the bit in the building codes that say's balconies must be safe for drunk women to piss off of.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh agreed

Jon Oso

06-09-2011 05:01 AM

Her vagina vault got impaled... I'm going to use that phrase.

The Ghost

06-09-2011 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18204222)

Her vagina vault got impaled... I'm going to use that phrase.

Have "impaled" in alot of ladyboy text

pornguy

06-09-2011 06:28 AM

Was she standing on the fence ?

BittieBucks Eric

06-09-2011 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18204361)

Was she standing on the fence ?

Reading isn't hard, try it sometime:

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In a Supreme Court writ, Michelle Egglestone of South Ballarat claims that the veranda at the house in Smythes Creek was constructed without any or with inadequate ballustrading and this caused her to fall a small distance to the star picket fence below.

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