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Old 05-24-2011, 06:02 PM   #1
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"Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally. Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
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Old 05-24-2011, 06:03 PM   #2
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Old 05-26-2011, 01:37 PM   #5
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Old 05-26-2011, 01:46 PM   #6
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Old 05-27-2011, 01:01 PM   #8
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She must chafing... ouch
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Old 05-27-2011, 01:56 PM   #11
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Why she has to watch porn to masturbate?

Isn't she horny all the time already?
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Wow, maybe she can get a government medical disability over this?

It would drive the Christian fundamentalist crazy in this country if porn was available by Rx like pot.
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Nahh. We want to fuck when we feel like it, not when she does!

So she's actually allowed to masturbate at her desk? The article wasn't entirely clear about that. I'm all for finding ways to work around disabilities but this seems waayyyy out there.

Then again she's a chick and she's pretty good looking, so, ehh... stick a webcam under the desk and make a few bucks more.
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