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LEGAL VICTORY of the year award goes to....

A Brazilian accountant. Details at: http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/...sturbate-work/

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"Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally. Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

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Next lawsuit: Legal Disability claim for Carpal Tunnel

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Awesome!

She will make a great wife to some lucky guy.

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Originally Posted by tiger (Post 18164562)

She will make a great wife to some lucky guy.

Ya think?

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"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

She was counting????????

47 times a day??? :helpme

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18169173)

47 times a day??? :helpme

She must chafing... ouch

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Originally Posted by tiger (Post 18164562)

She will make a great wife to some lucky guy.

What man can fuck 47 times a day? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why she has to watch porn to masturbate?

Isn't she horny all the time already?

Wow, maybe she can get a government medical disability over this?

It would drive the Christian fundamentalist crazy in this country if porn was available by Rx like pot.

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Originally Posted by MCO_David (Post 18171747)

What man can fuck 47 times a day? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

A well-hydrated man with an IV methampethamine addiction:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by tiger (Post 18164562)

She will make a great wife to some lucky guy.

Nahh. We want to fuck when we feel like it, not when she does!

So she's actually allowed to masturbate at her desk? The article wasn't entirely clear about that. I'm all for finding ways to work around disabilities but this seems waayyyy out there.

Then again she's a chick and she's pretty good looking, so, ehh... stick a webcam under the desk and make a few bucks more. :thumbsup

I bet she was born with a cock...

I wonder if she likes it in her ass.

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Originally Posted by MCO_David (Post 18171747)

What man can fuck 47 times a day? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I can....

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 18173186)

I can....

Energizer Bunny, is that you?:winkwink:

48 times?
poor girl...