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05-27-2011, 06:24 AM
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The little girl on a plane
THE LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A member of Congress was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" 
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05-27-2011, 06:25 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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hehehehh
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05-27-2011, 06:29 AM
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I like!
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05-27-2011, 06:35 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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hahaahahahaahh
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05-27-2011, 06:37 AM
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lmao, literally he doesnt know a shit.
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05-27-2011, 07:04 AM
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Come on!!.. the politician only know about talking shit !!! or bullshits! whatever !! haha
Nice joke. |
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05-27-2011, 07:13 AM
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he he he that's a really nice joke
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05-27-2011, 07:14 AM
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I would have punched that little girl in her precocious little mouth.
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05-27-2011, 07:23 AM
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Rude Bitch
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rotfl
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05-27-2011, 07:25 AM
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LMAO right click n pasted. Thanks for the laugh
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05-27-2011, 07:32 AM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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05-27-2011, 07:33 AM
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That was a good one.
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05-27-2011, 07:48 AM
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LoL
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05-27-2011, 07:49 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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05-27-2011, 07:56 AM
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shortly after the plane landed the little girl was picked up on a homeland security warrant and whisked away to an unnamed military prison never to be seen again.
moral of the story.. some shit is shittier than other shit.
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