The little girl on a plane
 

THE LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A member of Congress was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know
shit?"

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hehehehh

lulz good joke

I like!

8 char

hahaahahahaahh

lmao, literally he doesnt know a shit.

Come on!!.. the politician only know about talking shit !!! or bullshits! whatever !! haha
Nice joke.

he he he that's a really nice joke

I would have punched that little girl in her precocious little mouth.

rotfl

Gotta love the kids... :1orglaugh

LMAO right click n pasted. Thanks for the laugh

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

That was a good one.

LoL :1orglaugh

hehe :)

shortly after the plane landed the little girl was picked up on a homeland security warrant and whisked away to an unnamed military prison never to be seen again.

moral of the story.. some shit is shittier than other shit.