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DateDoc · 05-25-2011, 10:36 AM

Kim Kardashian has wedding bells in her future! The reality star is engaged to New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, who she has been dating for six months.

"I didn't expect this at all," the 30-year-old star told People. "I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

Kris surprised Kim at her Beverly Hills home on May 18, when she came into her bedroom and found him on one knee with "Will you marry me?" spelled out in rose petals on the floor.

The basketball player presented Kim with a 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring.
"I just knew I wanted it to be big," Kris, 26, told the mag.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv....es-get-engaged

cherrylula · 05-25-2011, 10:38 AM

::insert vomit here::

DateDoc · 05-25-2011, 10:38 AM

96ukssob · 05-25-2011, 10:40 AM

either split up or divorced in less than a year

Socks · 05-25-2011, 10:42 AM

Would you fuck Kim (if you had to let Kris fuck you first?)

CaptainHowdy · 05-25-2011, 10:45 AM

Ok ........

brassmonkey · 05-25-2011, 10:45 AM

dude is out of his damn mind.

"never try to turn a hoe into a housewife"

she'll fuck anybody.

AnimeFevers · 05-25-2011, 10:45 AM

Slllllagg

pornguy · 05-25-2011, 10:46 AM

She looks like an oompa loompa in that photo

Socks · 05-25-2011, 10:47 AM

If they have a son and name him Kurt would that be racist?

Tom_PM · 05-25-2011, 10:52 AM

TurboAngel · 05-25-2011, 10:53 AM

We'll have to wait and see if that even happens. LOL

Rochard · 05-25-2011, 10:53 AM

And we care why?

O MARINA · 05-25-2011, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

The basketball player presented Kim with a 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring.
"I just knew I wanted it to be big," Kris, 26,

that's boastfully massive like her booty

Odie · 05-25-2011, 01:06 PM

I'm surprised that he went that big...he used to be very low key/laid back...I guess being a Net bumped up his ego...

L-Pink · 05-25-2011, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

dude is out of his damn mind.

"never try to turn a hoe into a housewife"

she'll fuck anybody.

.... and probably has.

Scott McD · 05-25-2011, 01:09 PM

Anal whore!

iamtam · 05-25-2011, 01:30 PM

count down to next sex tape in 5 4 3 2 1

Ryan_AFF · 05-25-2011, 01:42 PM

She can now call herself my ex-wife

CDSmith · 05-25-2011, 01:44 PM

This'll last. I can feel it.

GTS Mark · 05-25-2011, 01:46 PM

I'll bet you her ass is gonna get big after she gets married..

Odie · 05-25-2011, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTS Mark

I'll bet you her ass is gonna get big after she gets married..

ummm HELLO???????????? have you SEEN it??????

punker barbie · 05-25-2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

"I just knew I wanted it to be big

yes thats what every girl wants

JamieS.AdultDatingDollars · 05-25-2011, 02:33 PM

Her ass is gonna get HUGE....I've seen my friends with Kim K figures and all it takes to loose that fragile figure is a wedding ring!!
Good luck to both of them. - Luckily Kim has a cute face.

Zorgman · 05-25-2011, 04:06 PM

Looking forward to the honeymoon video.

alias · 05-25-2011, 04:11 PM

Big dude.

RyuLion · 05-25-2011, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam

count down to next sex tape in 5 4 3 2 1

Spunky · 05-25-2011, 04:44 PM

Those darkies like them big rumps

Shey · 05-25-2011, 05:07 PM

Damn look at the size of that guy. By this time her vagina must feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway! I give a year, she'll prolly be knocked up in a couple months if she isn't already...

bloggerz · 05-25-2011, 05:22 PM

Congrats to them

pamon · 05-25-2011, 05:49 PM

knowing that rapper and reggie bush have plowed her fields, i'll observe. too skanky to ever want to fuck in reality. i'd still probably hit it, but how many have in the past.

JFK · 05-25-2011, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

dude is out of his damn mind.

"never try to turn a hoe into a housewife"

she'll fuck anybody.

Golddigger

nikki99 · 05-25-2011, 05:51 PM

who fucking cares about this fucking slut

brassmonkey · 05-25-2011, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Golddigger

she has money that means she's going to be fucking around on the DL. nothing is there to hold her back.

she had a negro fetish for a while.

Chosen · 05-26-2011, 02:38 AM

Okay then...

adultzone · 05-26-2011, 02:40 AM

Ok I will attend her wedding when it comes.

John-ACWM · 05-26-2011, 05:13 AM

The guy will spend more now.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-26-2011, 01:38 PM

Nothing but net...swoosh!

ADG

kristin · 05-26-2011, 01:59 PM

Fuck, that's a massive ring.

maxjohan · 05-26-2011, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Would you fuck Kim (if you had to let Kris fuck you first?)

Totally.

RandazzoXXX · 05-26-2011, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamieS.AdultDatingDollars

Her ass is gonna get HUGE....I've seen my friends with Kim K figures

I highly doubt that.

Besides, this message isn't going to last.

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