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DateDoc 05-25-2011 10:36 AM

Kim Kardashian Is Engaged
 
Kim Kardashian has wedding bells in her future! The reality star is engaged to New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, who she has been dating for six months.

"I didn't expect this at all," the 30-year-old star told People. "I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

Kris surprised Kim at her Beverly Hills home on May 18, when she came into her bedroom and found him on one knee with "Will you marry me?" spelled out in rose petals on the floor.

The basketball player presented Kim with a 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring.
"I just knew I wanted it to be big," Kris, 26, told the mag.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv....es-get-engaged

cherrylula 05-25-2011 10:38 AM

::insert vomit here::

DateDoc 05-25-2011 10:38 AM

http://i.imgur.com/G8oX0.jpg

96ukssob 05-25-2011 10:40 AM

either split up or divorced in less than a year :2 cents:

Socks 05-25-2011 10:42 AM

Would you fuck Kim (if you had to let Kris fuck you first?)

CaptainHowdy 05-25-2011 10:45 AM

Ok ........

brassmonkey 05-25-2011 10:45 AM

dude is out of his damn mind. :2 cents: "never try to turn a hoe into a housewife" :pimp she'll fuck anybody.

AnimeFevers 05-25-2011 10:45 AM

Slllllagg

pornguy 05-25-2011 10:46 AM

She looks like an oompa loompa in that photo

Socks 05-25-2011 10:47 AM

If they have a son and name him Kurt would that be racist?

Tom_PM 05-25-2011 10:52 AM

http://brwydevil.tripod.com/sitebuil...s/cbfail35.jpg

TurboAngel 05-25-2011 10:53 AM

We'll have to wait and see if that even happens. LOL

Rochard 05-25-2011 10:53 AM

And we care why?

O MARINA 05-25-2011 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 18165854)

The basketball player presented Kim with a 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring.
"I just knew I wanted it to be big," Kris, 26,


that's boastfully massive like her booty

Odie 05-25-2011 01:06 PM

I'm surprised that he went that big...he used to be very low key/laid back...I guess being a Net bumped up his ego...

L-Pink 05-25-2011 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18165891)
dude is out of his damn mind. :2 cents: "never try to turn a hoe into a housewife" :pimp she'll fuck anybody.

.... and probably has.

Scott McD 05-25-2011 01:09 PM

Anal whore!

iamtam 05-25-2011 01:30 PM

count down to next sex tape in 5 4 3 2 1

Ryan_AFF 05-25-2011 01:42 PM

She can now call herself my ex-wife :(

CDSmith 05-25-2011 01:44 PM

This'll last. I can feel it.

GTS Mark 05-25-2011 01:46 PM

I'll bet you her ass is gonna get big after she gets married..

Odie 05-25-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTS Mark (Post 18166507)
I'll bet you her ass is gonna get big after she gets married..

ummm HELLO???????????? have you SEEN it??????:1orglaugh

punker barbie 05-25-2011 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 18165854)
"I just knew I wanted it to be big

yes thats what every girl wants :pimp

JamieS.AdultDatingDollars 05-25-2011 02:33 PM

Her ass is gonna get HUGE....I've seen my friends with Kim K figures and all it takes to loose that fragile figure is a wedding ring!!
Good luck to both of them. - Luckily Kim has a cute face.

Zorgman 05-25-2011 04:06 PM

Looking forward to the honeymoon video. :)

alias 05-25-2011 04:11 PM

Big dude.

RyuLion 05-25-2011 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam (Post 18166465)
count down to next sex tape in 5 4 3 2 1

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Spunky 05-25-2011 04:44 PM

Those darkies like them big rumps

Shey 05-25-2011 05:07 PM

Damn look at the size of that guy. By this time her vagina must feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway! I give a year, she'll prolly be knocked up in a couple months if she isn't already...

bloggerz 05-25-2011 05:22 PM

Congrats to them

pamon 05-25-2011 05:49 PM

knowing that rapper and reggie bush have plowed her fields, i'll observe. too skanky to ever want to fuck in reality. i'd still probably hit it, but how many have in the past.

JFK 05-25-2011 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18165891)
dude is out of his damn mind. :2 cents: "never try to turn a hoe into a housewife" :pimp she'll fuck anybody.

Golddigger:2 cents::pimp

nikki99 05-25-2011 05:51 PM

who fucking cares about this fucking slut

brassmonkey 05-25-2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18166988)
Golddigger:2 cents::pimp

she has money that means she's going to be fucking around on the DL. nothing is there to hold her back. :2 cents: she had a negro fetish for a while.

Chosen 05-26-2011 02:38 AM

Okay then...

adultzone 05-26-2011 02:40 AM

Ok I will attend her wedding when it comes.

John-ACWM 05-26-2011 05:13 AM

The guy will spend more now.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-26-2011 01:38 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TTD-bIxRcP...unkin_it02.jpg

Nothing but net...swoosh! :thumbsup

ADG

kristin 05-26-2011 01:59 PM

Fuck, that's a massive ring.

maxjohan 05-26-2011 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 18165878)
Would you fuck Kim (if you had to let Kris fuck you first?)

Totally. :1orglaugh

RandazzoXXX 05-26-2011 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamieS.AdultDatingDollars (Post 18166612)
Her ass is gonna get HUGE....I've seen my friends with Kim K figures

I highly doubt that.

Besides, this message isn't going to last.


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