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			 I hope everyone's day is going better than mine. I spilled a glass of water on the table and all over my phone so it's fucked. I ran and got a new phone but the old is so fucked they couldn't put my contacts on the new one so I don't have anyone's # I was cleaning my 4 foot by 2 foot glass table when the glass fell and shattered everywhere boy was that a mess. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	My cat thought it would be nice to bring a chipmunk in the house and he's running around some where now. Then I turn my laptop on and my J and L key have broken off. What a pain in the ass that is. I hope my day get's better. Thank you for letting me vent!  | 
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		 dayum, what a day! hope it improves for you! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 If it's clean water just remove the battery and put the phone in a bowl of new, dry white rice, and cover it with a plate. After about a day all the moisture will be drawn out of the phone. If you already switched on the phone while still wet inside it may be permanently ruined, but it might not, so it's still worth a try. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 wow if you had teenage sons they would be all over that chipmunk with a bb gun. i kiiled my share for sure. hope your day gets better. roll a blunt and pour yourself a big cup of wine and lock yourself in your bedroom. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I think I may have you beat. Yesterday I: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			-- Broke one of my favorite glasses whilst hand-washing it (2010 Olympic beer glass!) -- Went outside to retrieve my recycling bluebox and found someone had stolen it. Nice. -- While mowing the lawn, a thing I've done a thousand times or more, I accidentally ran over and ruined a $60 extention cord. First time in my life ever doing that. -- Threw my back out and spent the evening laying down in pain. Nothing a couple of cocktails and good night's sleep couldn't cure though. :D Today I feel much better. 
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		 if thats your worst day ever i would say life is going very good for you overall 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Some thoughts. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			1. remove the phone battery and try to dry it out on a heater (not too hot. I put my nokia into the washing mashine last week. i got it out but it had got wet. i dried it, fine now. 2. Buy an external keyboard for your laptop. 3. From my observastions from TV, the chipmunk will entertain you in both song and wit. Often wear small baseball hats and jumpers. 
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		 that really sucks,it happens shitty things sometimes to every1..Good luck with the rest of your day 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			get footage of chipmunk running around house, leave food somewhere and point camera at area to get nice close up of chipmunk. upload to youtube for viral video, attach advert and make some money. order pizza pie and have a better day! 
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 for 5 minutes. (use clear alcohol, not blue or green) Now take the phone out of the alcohol and place it on a towel to dry out for 24 hours. Now see if you can get your contact numbers out. The alcohol forces out any water or humidity but the alcohol then evaporates completely making the phone completely dry inside. Worked for me.  | 
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