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Mutt · 05-14-2011, 03:45 PM

are 6'1" and 190 pounds of lean muscle, with a full head of thick hair and a mouth full of beautiful perfectly straight gleaming white teeth.

and with all that going for them, juggling hot girlfriends like they were bowling pins, social lives that would make Paris Hilton envious, running their many successful million dollar businesses, they still can find time for posting on Internet forums. they truly are super men.

i salute them, they are gods amongst men.

B.Barnato · 05-14-2011, 03:46 PM

proof or ban

Mutt · 05-14-2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

proof or ban

Vendzilla · 05-14-2011, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

are 6'1" and 190 pounds of lean muscle, with a full head of thick hair and a mouth full of beautiful perfectly straight gleaming white teeth.

and with all that going for them, juggling hot girlfriends like they were bowling pins, social lives that would make Paris Hilton envious, running their many successful million dollar businesses, they still can find time for posting on Internet forums. they truly are super men.

i salute them, they are gods amongst men.

6'3" way over 190, less hair than I had 20 years ago, born with good teeth but need to get to the dentist for a cleaning .

My social life is ok, but nothing to brag about at the moment

But I'm having fun and thats the point right?

Mutt · 05-14-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

6'3" way over 190, less hair than I had 20 years ago, born with good teeth but need to get to the dentist for a cleaning .

My social life is ok, but nothing to brag about at the moment

But I'm having fun and thats the point right?

you're not an internet troll, if you were, you'd have less weight, more hair, more social life - life's not fair that way, internet trolls won the lottery.

alias · 05-14-2011, 04:08 PM

Massive real & e-penis.

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-14-2011, 04:10 PM

They only exist because they are allowed/permitted to do it.
Any forum or social network can remove trolls and fake nics, but most do not since they contribute to readership. IP's can be banned for one thing, and email address can be knocked out and just good moderation can remove them.

Its not hard nor difficult contrary to what social networking site operators say. The tools are available to them.

What Trolls say whether true or not true is not important. They drive views and there for drive advertiser impressions. Its quite simple.

Food for thought.

lazycash · 05-14-2011, 04:11 PM

Don't forget Metaman's 10'' cock too.

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-14-2011, 04:19 PM

Whats funny is the trolls in Adult webmaster circles as of late it seems they try and portray themselves as a girl using avatars of girls and even have sites that lead to website where the representative is for example a Girl...

God knows they fight like bitches.

amateurbfs · 05-14-2011, 04:21 PM

I heard MetaMan's cock is so big and eyes are so blue that nuns fuck him upon sight.

will76 · 05-14-2011, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

are 6'1" and 190 pounds of lean muscle, with a full head of thick hair and a mouth full of beautiful perfectly straight gleaming white teeth.

and with all that going for them, juggling hot girlfriends like they were bowling pins, social lives that would make Paris Hilton envious, running their many successful million dollar businesses, they still can find time for posting on Internet forums. they truly are super men.

i salute them, they are gods amongst men.

Hey I am 6'0 and 190 pounds, not 100% lean muscle but working on it, teeth are nice and straight but not "gleaming white" but you lost me at "full head of thick hair"....

and I am pretty recluse, married, and don't own million dollar businesses...

My e-penis is 13 inches long, but my real one is only average

helterskelter808 · 05-14-2011, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Hey I am 6'0 and 190 pounds

My e-penis is 13 inches long

Ironically, I'm only 13 inches tall. However my penis is 6'0 and 190 pounds.

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 05-14-2011, 06:45 PM

5'9 160 lbs lean normal build 90% of my hair left age 39

Destroy the trolls, crush them swiftly!

Barefootsies · 05-14-2011, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

i salute them, they are gods amongst men.

DWB · 05-14-2011, 06:48 PM

Lets just get to the facts...

I have a big penis with quite a lot of girth. In certain cruising areas I'm known as Girth Brooks.

I have a hairy back but I fuck more teen Thai whores by 7am than most of you do in a week.

Get in my way, I'll stick it in your butt with nothing more than spit for lube.

Sometimes I'll take out my fake eye and shove it up my own ass while I'm getting a BJ for a little extra sensation.

Cause that's how I roll.

Suck it.

Rochard · 05-14-2011, 11:32 PM

I'm a 42 year old 5'11" former US Marine living the live. I spent my afternoon in a gym surrounded by 70 cheerleaders and five MILFs.

No kidding.

charlie g · 05-14-2011, 11:42 PM

6'0 200lbs.... not fat but could lose about 5-7 lbs. full head of hair, but getting gray

All the teeth in my head are mine and the set is complete. Social life is great, have house on beach. I have enough money to do what I want and have my choice of asian pussy anytime I want it.

Things are so good I am expecting to get cancer or get hit by a bus any day now.

harvey · 05-15-2011, 12:30 AM

05-14-2011, 03:45 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	It's uncanny how all Internet trolls......... are 6'1" and 190 pounds of lean muscle, with a full head of thick hair and a mouth full of beautiful perfectly straight gleaming white teeth. and with all that going for them, juggling hot girlfriends like they were bowling pins, social lives that would make Paris Hilton envious, running their many successful million dollar businesses, they still can find time for posting on Internet forums. they truly are super men. i salute them, they are gods amongst men. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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05-14-2011, 04:10 PM	#7
ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,241	They only exist because they are allowed/permitted to do it. Any forum or social network can remove trolls and fake nics, but most do not since they contribute to readership. IP's can be banned for one thing, and email address can be knocked out and just good moderation can remove them. Its not hard nor difficult contrary to what social networking site operators say. The tools are available to them. What Trolls say whether true or not true is not important. They drive views and there for drive advertiser impressions. Its quite simple. Food for thought. Last edited by ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE; 05-14-2011 at 04:14 PM..

05-14-2011, 04:21 PM	#10
amateurbfs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,316	I heard MetaMan's cock is so big and eyes are so blue that nuns fuck him upon sight. __________________

05-14-2011, 06:45 PM	#13
SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Scottsdale Arizona Posts: 1,100	5'9 160 lbs lean normal build 90% of my hair left age 39 Destroy the trolls, crush them swiftly! Last edited by SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN; 05-14-2011 at 06:47 PM..

05-14-2011, 03:46 PM	#2
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	proof or ban

05-14-2011, 04:11 PM	#8
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Don't forget Metaman's 10'' cock too.

05-14-2011, 04:19 PM	#9
ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,241	Whats funny is the trolls in Adult webmaster circles as of late it seems they try and portray themselves as a girl using avatars of girls and even have sites that lead to website where the representative is for example a Girl... God knows they fight like bitches.

05-14-2011, 06:48 PM	#15
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Lets just get to the facts... I have a big penis with quite a lot of girth. In certain cruising areas I'm known as Girth Brooks. I have a hairy back but I fuck more teen Thai whores by 7am than most of you do in a week. Get in my way, I'll stick it in your butt with nothing more than spit for lube. Sometimes I'll take out my fake eye and shove it up my own ass while I'm getting a BJ for a little extra sensation. Cause that's how I roll. Suck it.

05-14-2011, 11:32 PM	#16
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,304	I'm a 42 year old 5'11" former US Marine living the live. I spent my afternoon in a gym surrounded by 70 cheerleaders and five MILFs. No kidding. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

05-14-2011, 11:42 PM	#17
charlie g Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Center of the Universe Posts: 2,759	6'0 200lbs.... not fat but could lose about 5-7 lbs. full head of hair, but getting gray All the teeth in my head are mine and the set is complete. Social life is great, have house on beach. I have enough money to do what I want and have my choice of asian pussy anytime I want it. Things are so good I am expecting to get cancer or get hit by a bus any day now. __________________ AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com -------------------------------

05-15-2011, 12:30 AM	#18
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